BOO LOOK OUT ZOINKS!How do you design the perfect Haunted House, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of haunted houses!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Walouija• The Science of Soup• Casper McFadden• What species is Santa?

Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

Haunted House

How do you design the perfect Family Sitcom, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of family sitcoms!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Robot dogs• Smelliot• Frankensteins required• Randall Park's smile[Holler atcha boys on Instagram and Twitter]

Family Sitcom

The people have spoken. Per the request of a lovely review written by Baby Car Car, we're here to plan a wedding.What are the elements that make up the perfect wedding, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of weddings!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Cool priest• P A G E A N T R Y• Edible napkins• Cousin Ramon & Cousin Dave See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wedding

What are the exact elements of Jesse's perfect day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of McGrath's perfect day!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Full of milk• OnlyFans• A tactical chunder• Kingdom Hearts & Farts & Crafts See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

McGrath's Perfect Day

How do you design the interior of your home in the perfect way, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of interior design!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The Jabuniverse• Color is a playground in the bathroom• Afraid of mannequins• You should spend money on framing (if you're an asshole) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Interior Design

What are the things that make up the perfect Outfit, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of fashion!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The Guvnah's Bawl innit • The Patron Saint of Fashion, Lizzie McGuire• The best color• Jam Boned See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Outfit

What different pieces and parts would you use to Frankenstein-style assemble the perfect animal, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons are here to answer that for you, along with our very first SPECIAL EXPERT GUEST Blair Bazdarich (This Week In Science)! Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of the perfect animal!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The 2007 family film Water Horse: Legend of the Deep• Spooky ass crows• Conveyor belt teeth• Pandas are useless For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Animal (w/ Blair Bazdarich)

What are the things that make up the perfect Work From Home day, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of working from home!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The 1998 fantasy/drama Practical Magic• One-handed snacks• Lucifer Gorgonzola Butts• Fashion chat For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Working From Home

What are the things that make up the perfect Doomsday Prep, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of doomsday planning!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Ate the kid• Ate the dog• Ate the kid's bike• How long can you live on only milk For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Doomsday Prep

What are the things that make up the perfect Dad, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Dangerous Boys, Wine Moms, Masters of Romance, and Pope Detectives Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit elements of daddies!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The moon is canceled 2020• Happy birthday to Tony Hawk• The foolproof love tattoo• A very particular set of skills. Skills acquired over a very long career. Skills that are a nightmare for people like you. For information regarding your data privacy, visit Acast.com/privacy

Daddy

What are the perfect Sources of Power, you ask? What are the best things to give you that good good fuel when your body begins to die? Great question: your two favorite morons, Wine Moms, Dangerous Boys, Masters of Romance, and Pope Daddies Jesse McGrath & Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, incredibly boring rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" to find out the Very Quite Lit, Very Pretty Good, and Very Not Quite Lit sources of power!POINTS OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Too many popes• Godzilla, king of the frogs• Hegg hog• Wabu's Totally Sick Hype Mix

Sources of Power

What are the things that make up the perfect Game Night, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons, Wine Moms, Dangerous Boys, and Master of Romance Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, Very Quite Lit rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" for the deets!POINT OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The great Monopoly debate• Host with the most• Sneaky ping pong• The rise and fall of Rules Guy

Game Night

What are the things that make up the perfect Romantic Evening, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, Very Quite Lit rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" for the deets.POINT OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• Baby Mama• Consumables• Is Flamenco spooky?• Snerggling up

Romantic Evening

What are the things that make up the perfect Small Town, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, Very Quite Lit rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" for the deets.POINT OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The official Wine Moms cookbook• A parade every single day• Werterfalls• Chupacabra

Small Town

What are the things that make up the perfect Sport Bar, you ask? Great question: your two favorite morons Jesse McGrath and Wilder Shaw are here to answer that for you, in the form of an easy-to-digest, Very Quite Lit rubric. Tune into the show critics have hailed as "a podcast" for the deets.POINT OF INTEREST THIS WEEK INCLUDE:• The Superb Owl• Wine moms• Pacu-Pacu Man• Heteronormative meat cube

Sports Bar

Join biggest idiots alive Wilder Shaw & Jesse McGrath as they construct rubrics for the perfect versions of everything in life, always on the hunt for the Very Quite Lit.

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Jesse & Wilder's Guide to Life

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