ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, with news of the day.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Jivanka's ASMR

The Pompeos are in a little bit of trouble for having someone shop for Paper Towels. Luckily they couldn't find any.

ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep with discussions of what's happening in the world.  Today we discuss fallout from some of the revelations (allegations) in Woodward's latest book.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Well last night things were awkward at Jivanka's after the whole Alice In Wonderland mess

Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424, will put you to sleep as he puts Jivanka to sleep, as he inoculates you against Chinese Antifa influencers Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Vaccination agains Charli D'Amelio and the Hype House

Jivanka's ASMR Guru will put you into the deepest, bestest night sleep of your life while expounding on the rebranding of Pepe the Frog and the Rose Garden.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antifa chases Pepe the Frog out of the Refurbished (again) Rose Garden

Jivanka's ASMR Guru, ASMR 424 puts you to bed covering the news of they day.  Today's it's the fake news surrounding our great President and the President of tennis too.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Atlantic claims that Trump called Djokovic a Sucker and Loser

Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep while discussing the biggest stories of the week as you can tell by the title of the episode.  And of course the daily poem.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

2 Hair Scandals: Antifa Queen Pelosi versus Donny Jonny, Only BTS can decide

It's all going down.  The Antifa shadow king and his disciple Sleepy Antifa Joe are using their secret weapons to bring a scorched earth policy to this great land.  Don't let them.  Vote 2x.  (If Republican.)  Once by mail and then again in person.  (If Republican)   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Antifa starts World War Z Plane Attacks with Soup and Potato guns

Jivanka's ASMR Guru puts you to sleep with a tale as old as time.  Trump brings peace to Wisconsin while Sleepy Antifa Joe sows chaos wherever he goes.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Sleepy Antifa Joe touched Jerry Falwell Jr. with birdbath water

You missed me.  I know you have.  You haven't been sleeping well.  The summer is over and it's time to get back to building those good strong sleep habits.  I introduce a new segment today which I call, "poetry."   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm back and I'm probably not QAnon?

MAGA ASMR!  President Trump's ASMR Guru puts him to sleep and you too.   Today we discuss: Let the Genius Flow: Disinfectant and Light on the Inside The Buzz Cut is back Georgia Amateur Bowling Update 

Unprecedented Times = Presidential Light on the Inside

ASMR 424 puts you to sleep with the dulcet tones of his voice as he puts Jivanka to sleep from his bedside cage.   Today we discuss: Cage Origins Happy Birthday YouTube Mikey Caputo recommends a delicacy  

Anteater Rectum for Dinner

MAGA ASMR is here to put you to bed!  I'm President Trump's ASMR Guru and I'm recording my thoughts so that you can go to bed listening to the same information that puts him to sleep.  Today we talk about: Nerds love testing Kim Jong Un is dead Bowling is back in the great state of Georgia 

Bowling is Back!

ASMR 424 puts Jivanka to bed with unedited thoughts about the world.  Today we discuss: Protests against the democrats to take back America All Americans are getting rich barrel The Last Dance:  The mid 90s were great but today is better 

-$37 a Barrel

The MAGA ASMR guru has taken over for ASMR 424.  He is too liberal and we'll now share responsibilities to provide a balanced view of world events while putting you, Jivanka and President Trump to sleep.   Today we talk about: What does Presidential ultimate power look like? China keeps lying 22 million unemployed Wisconsin Election  Results 

MAGA ASMR has taken over!

Jivanka's ASMR Guru is back from Wuhan.  I beat the Coronavirus and I'm hear to put you to sleep.   Today we discuss:  where I've been  declining pollution is a bad thing what countries are getting false praise the death of education 

I'm back and I'm patient zero!

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