According to strict FCC rules, every podcast must begin with the greeting "Hey Guys, What's Up" or else it isn't technically a podcast. I don't even know what it would be at that point. A crime, I guess. Let's listen in on several recent podcasts.

John Moe Teeny Podcast

Hey Guys What's Up

Mike Pence has a rabbit named Marlon Bundo. Marlon Bundo. But all Vice Presidents have had rabbits, stupid. Now, in a bit of endurance listening, you can learn all about them, idiot.

The Names and Distinguishing Characteristics of Vice-Presidential Rabbits

We all know that eggs from Art Garfunkel's company are a major part of everyone's diet. But how did this frizzy-haired bird enthusiast go from being a semi-successful singer to an egg god? Find out, idiot.

The History of Garfunkel Eggs

Here's where I talk about what this is. It's five minutes long and you might find it interesting or you might find it very uninteresting.

Wait, what is the John Moe Teeny Podcast?

Everyone who tells you they know the history of Apple Computer is wrong. Probably. Unless you know how to talk to certain people who live in bunkers and can't talk. Get filled in on reality here.

The History of Apple Computer

There's a lot you think you know about one of the most important and gunshotty events in the history of the presidency. But you're probably wrong. Let me set you straight.

The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth

If you were wondering what the only kinds of trucks are, here are the only kinds of trucks.

The Only Kinds of Trucks

The legend of Bigfoot isn't as mystical to some people. At least not to the people who went to junior high with him in North Bend when his name was just Eric.

My Friend Eric From Junior High

Boy, it really makes me upset when someone says "Wake up sheeple." Because you just shouldn't do that.

Don't Wake Up Sheeple

This is a very small podcast. It is teeny. On it - here - this - you will find small things, read simply. I hope these things entertain you and/or make you think. This podcast is an exercise in simplicity.

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