If your job is worse than a waitress who told the chef to spit in the food; or acrocodile tour guide who lures the crocs with a chicken on a stick; or if you are part of the small group who never had sex at work; we want to hear about it. Send a job description to Justkillmeshow@gmail.com. You could win a ty-shirt! Episode 25   4:45 Deleted Scholarship 7:03 Please Spit On Burger 9:06 Crocodile Tour Guide 12:42 Elon Musk 14:40 Sex at Work 17:08 Soccer Panties 18:59 Worst Job Of The Week 22:26 Wrap Up

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How's Your Job? If it's better than these, you win.

This week we learn that Japanese fathers want nothing to do with toddlers; guys who don't have kids but have monkeys instead; Bad gifts to get dad including their own flamethrower; the miracle of donkey milk, and much, much more. Episode 24   2:46 Japanese Fathers 4:05 Monkey in Home Depot 5:32 Monkey on a Car Thief 7:12 Bad Father’s Day Gifts 11:08 Home Flamethrowers 12:20 Too Large 14:15 Donkey Milk 19:00 Wrap Up

Who's Your Daddy? A Salute To Fathers

You could be on a bad flight when the plane has to make an emergency landing because somebody stinks. In California, you can't shower and do laundry on the same day. A woman has her lady parts reconstructed using a tilapia fish. These and even more reasons that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

What smells in here?

What would make you shout "Just kill me"? Perhaps your job is milking cockroaches; maybe you had to show your nauty bits in court? Perhaps you drove your car in wet cement? Listen to this episode to learn the stories behind these and other stories.   EPISODE 22 6:21 Cockroach Milk 7:51 Defendant Shows Penis 10:14 Car Stuck In Wet Cement 11:05 Robot Dog Funeral 14:58 Dolphin Happiness 16:32 Wrap Up

If it ain't like chalk, you got to let him walk

Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more!Episode 21 4:52 Passanger From Hell 7:11 Twelve Best Jobs for Serial Killers 10:06 Feces Flung 12:01 Summa Cum Publix 14:12 Zombie Attack 15:20 Worst Job of the Week 17:20 Wrap Up

Florida Zombie Alert

This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say "Just Kill Me." Episode 20 3:56 Kansas cops can't have sex 5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire 7:07 65,000 texts 9:09 Arguing with a parrot 10:38 Eating dangerous animals 12:15  Dine and Dash 14:25 Worst Job Interviews 17:52 Wrap Up    

Kansas cops should not date this woman

How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week's episode. Episode 19 7:33 Tailpipe Coitus 9:55 Stormy Cheetos 11:53 Exploding Pee 14:20 Ear Roach 16:28 Apocalypse Cabins 18:29 Worst Job of the Week 22:02 Wrap Up

Cars are for driving and Cheetos are for eating

This week's Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.

The adventures of Bagel Head

We look at a town overcome by tumbleweeds, multi-species monkey mating, new rules about what you can use your mouth for in Uganda, Man survives rattlesnake bite and bear attack gets bitten by a shark; and a 14th baby for an exhausted couple.  3:19 Bitten by Bear and Shark 4:33 Taken by Tumbleweeds 5:51 Ugandan Mouth Regulation 8:04 Promiscuous Monkeys 10:02 Monkey Selfie 12:30 14 Boys, One Mom 14:26 Worst Job of the Week 16:25 Wrap-Up

Tumbleweeds or Uganda? Death is not an option.

This week we discuss a bikini made of frogs; killer hand dryers. escaping babboons; and burgers made with tarantulas. It's been quite a week.   3:30 IRS Crash 5:32 Naked Man ON Church 7:07 Flying Fecal Matter 9:53 Great Baboon Escape 11:18 Tarantula Burger 13:17 Frog Bikini 15:13 Worst Job Of The Week 17:10 Wrap Up  

Kermit Outraged by Frog Bikini

Think you've had a bad day? There's a poop train srtuck in Alabama; an award winner dropped dead on stage; a roofer repossed his roof; and wind blows cocaine into woman's purse. In comparison, you've had a rather good day. 4:02 Bicycle Thief 6:13 Alabama Poo Train 7:55 Flying Cocaine 9:54 Last Reward 13:22 Shooting Up The Church 14:51 Repoed Roof 17:23 Worst Job of the Week 19:22 Wrap Up

Roof Repossessor Rocks

You'll want to shout "Just kill me" when you hear about the panty pirating judge; a man with SUPER gonorrhea; poop in the ball park; and a naked statue of Donald Trump, a plus a lot more, and the worst job of the week.  3:10 150 MPH Chase 4:10 Super Gonorrhea 5:54 Justice Underpants 7:49 Dodgers Foul Outfield 9:25 Naked Trump Statue 11:14 UFO 13:31 Worst Job of the Week 16:04 Wrap Up  

A judge steals underpants. How much worse can it get?

Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in the worst job of the week contest. 2:16 Easter Bunny3:59 Rude or French?5:02 Golden Arches Fall6:09 Philadelphia Surprise7:20 Iowa Nurses8:44 Reading, Writing, and Rock Throwing10:14 Burning Down The House14:08 Worst Job of the Week18:14 Wrap Up

Don't Dis The Easter Bunny

This week we discuss a Costco robbery gone bad; A man whose drivers license showed him to be Homer Simpson; Ketchup by the slice, the worst job of thew week and a whole lot more. Here's the lineup.   2:25 Costco Robbery3:38 I’m Not Dead Yet5:12 Flippy the Robot6:13 Upside Down7:17 Driving Homer8:39 Sliced Ketchup10:42 The Snake Whisperer13:05 Worst Job of the Week15:40 Wrap Up

My name is Homer Simpson and I want a slice of cheese.

This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, "Just Kill Me." Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen's breast; The man who wouldn't poop - update; 100 fishbones in the butt; swapping the "family cloth" for TP in Great Britain; and a whole lot more. 2:44 JKM Update: 47 Days4:12 Mission to Mars5:53 Hold That Tiger7:39 Dragged Into Court9:41 Love, Honor, and DUI11:15 Smells Fishy13:10 The Family Cloth15:51 Worst Job of the Week18:24 Wrap Up

Just Kill Me 11 - Woman injured by drag queen's breast

Three funny people with over 60 years of comedy experience tell you why you have it good, by talking about the experiences, news stories, and horrible jobs that make you say "Just Kill Me!"

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