Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been a while. You might wanna brush up on the last couple episodes before tackling this one, because this one is YUGE. This super-sized catch-up episode revisits each of our three seperate storylines, so you can get up to date with where everyone is and what they're doing. Soris and Sebastian, still imprisoned in Badger's dungeon, attempt to devise a cunning escape plan. Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando continue their search for the cave in which Aelgvir, Urun, and Narratorius sought shelter, only to find it was inhabited and guarded by a fearsome Dwemer Sphere Guardian, which refuses to allow them to leave. Only a proper password will save their lives, and they simply don't have the slightest clue. Spoiler Alert- The password ain't 'Guest'. All of this, plus a surprise shakeup in the cast of the show, as well as a (naturally) extended Blooper Reel make this THE CAN'T MISS EPISODE OF THE YEAR! And, in fact, the ONLY episode of the year (to date). One caveat, though. This sucker weighs in at about 80 Megs, so you might wanna wait till you're on wifi to download this baby. I take no responsibility for any data overages you may incur while downloading this thing over 4G or whatever wireless system you're on.

Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure

Episode 17

At long last, the ACTUAL newest Campfire Storytime has arrived. The last one, of course, being a cruel hoax. But this time you're really going to have a blast as Rich regales you with tales of community theatre, the Magic of Disney, Audio Zombie Drama, and more! Let's face it: there are worse ways to waste a half hour of your life.

Campfire Storytime 9!

This was actually an April Fool's joke in 2015; an episode disguised as a boring Campfire Storytime. I realize it's entirely possible that some people ignored this on principle, so I'm attempting to bring this episode into the fold in proper episodic order so that your playlists will be all sleek and organized-looking. Now let's see if I remember how to code an RSS feed. It's been a while.

Episode 16

Cando tells Zapatos his backstory and explains how he met Marjaenewen. The team receives an update on current events to the North. Soris plots his vengeance upon Two-Tails and unleashes his powers of Speechcraft in a brash escape attempt.

Episode 15

In this shorter-than-usual, yet pivotal episode, Aelgvir and Urun investigate the allegedly "empty" cave in which they're biding their time till morning. Is it really the dead-end cave Narratorius claims, or does it hold a darker mystery within? Heck, they're not going anywhere, so they may as well have a look. ...Right?

Episode 14

This one was produced so quickly, there really was no point in keeping my promise and waiting till April. In this episode, Soris, Sebastian and Two-Tails confront the infamous Don Baggiarone, in hopes that they will retain ownership of the Gray Cloud Tavern as well as their lives.

Episode 13

Yes, a question for the ages: just where the hell has Rich been for months? Well, he's gonna tell you. He's also going to detail his plan to get Keeg's Quest back on track, and hopefully get stuff out to the slavering masses in a more timely fashion. Other assorted "where is he now?" tidbits, as well as a complimentary game review section make this a well-rounded, though shamelessly belated, performance.

Campfire Storytime 7!

Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando search for Marjaenewen, an old compatriot of Cando's and the only person in Tamriel capable of making Skooma Classic™. Meanwhile, Urun and MacGuffin make camp in a questionable location while Aelgvir pays the iron price for an evening of drunken debauchery.

Episode 12

Rich Matheson is far too busy (evidently) to bring you a traditional Campfire Storytime, so the cast members decided to sneak you this installment completely behind his back. Many Bothans died to bring you this information. Naw, just kidding. But this one IS a little different! Hang out with the guys for a spell as they update you on Keeg's Quest, Rich's Sitch (clever wordplay there), and a little gratuitious infighting which they simply couldn't resist. Narratorius is also let out of his storytelling booth for another exciting edition of "Right Back At Ya"! Could this be any more fun?? Don't answer that. We already know the answer. Sheesh. And the duration of this file is a deliberate shout-out to our Trekkie brethren out there. LLAP, homies!

Campfire Roundtable!

Cando drags Ynroh to see a psychiatrist in hopes of curing his loincloth-soiling fear of dragons, but decides to take care of a little bidness on the way. Did I just type "bidness"? Seriously? Meanwhile, Soris, Sebastian, and Two-Tails attempt to rectify the gang's unfortunate "late payment situation" with Badger, because a death mark isn't an easy thing to live with. If indeed things have escalated that far...

Episode 11

This seemed to be the best way to get everyone informed on just what the heck is going on over here at Keeg's Quest Central. I beseech everyone to listen to at least the first three minutes of this message, just so everyone's on the same page, kay? Thanks a bunch! Hugs 'n High Fives - Rich

Important Announcement!

Well, now that the band's back together again, they only have one problem. Ynroh's scared to death of dragons and has zero intention of hunting them for fun, sport, or world-saving purposes. So, Cando decides some Tough Love™ is in order. Meanwhile, trouble's brewing at the Gray Cloud Tavern: a terrifying new threat threatens their ownership of the venerable hangout! Oh Gods, the horror! In a world beseiged by dragons, this is what qualifies as drama.

Episode 10

In this holiday distraction from the main story, we flash back to two years ago, as Soris Uvula weaves a nefarious plot to ruin Christmas for the citizens of Windhelm.

A Christmas Tale

In this Super-Sized episode, the whole gang prepares for their journey, then sets off on an epic voyage a few miles south to find Ynroh!

Episode 9

Keeg's Quest returns to a world without a Keeg! Zapatos and Urun have stumbled upon a locked basement where they are certainly not welcome. Will this be the start of a beautiful friendship, or will this all end in blood?

Episode 8

WINNER: 2012 Parsec Award for Best Speculative Fiction Audio Drama (Short Form) Ynroh of the House of Keeg, is a Nord warrior in search of the truth behind the rumored "Dragon Invasion". He sets off on a journey across Skyrim to learn the truth, meeting colorful characters along the way. Popularized in the Dovahkiin Podcast by Tsora, Eporo, Tiger, and Nigera, the story is presented here in its intended form. It's uninterrupted, and with cool new tidbits like narration and minor George Lucas-esque re-tweaks. There is NO SET RELEASE SCHEDULE for the show; they'll kinda just come when they're ready. Real life blows; that's why we distract ourselves with podcasts.

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Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure

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