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Critical Update - Ep. 60.5

We are Venomheads. Timecodes: 1:25 - “Venom: Let There Be Carnage” review 46:45 - Fantasy Royale update (Succession) 49:40 - Trigger Happy (video game movies) Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Venom Saves Cinema (Venom: Let There Be Carnage) - Ep. 60

We revisit Venom, discuss what we’ve been watching, and pitch Tron 3 and Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 4 on this week’s episode! Timecodes: 1:44 - “Venom” (2018) revisited 16:25 - Caitlin’s “Halloween” franchise marathon 20:37 - What has Kingma been playing? (Super Monkey Ball, Kena: Bridge of Spirits, Resident Evil: Village) 29:04 - Sam finished “The Sopranos” 35:59 - “Jujutsu Kaisen” and Sam’s issue with shōnen anime 47:07 - Decades-later movie sequels we want 1:10:06 - Fantasy Royale update (Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, The Problem with Jon Stewart, Illuminati Hotties) 1:12:26 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

It’s The Tongue (Venom, Movie Sequels, Halloween, The Sopranos) - Ep. 59

We’re proud to announce that the hosts of Critically Panned will be voicing King Boo, Charging Chuck, Monty Mole, and another Toad in the Super Mario movie. Timecodes: 3:31 - Machine Gun Kelly’s beef with Slipknot 11:30 - Elon Musk and Grimes break up 17:46 - Mario animated movie casting news 41:47 - “Star Wars: Visions” first impressions 57:35 - Fantasy Royale update (Kena: Bridge of Spirits, The Many Saints of Newark, The Tragedy of Macbeth) 59:32 - Trigger Happy (Survivor, retro games, Sufjan Stevens) Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Dillion (Mario Movie, Star Wars: Visions, Grimes, Slipknot) - Ep. 58

Like most people who saw Malignant, our podcast is split. Two people think it sucks, and two people think it rules from start to finish. In our own words, Malignant is kind of like a meal at Arby’s. Timecodes: 1:13 - Fall season check-in 4:35 - Emmy awards check-in 10:49 - Denis Villeneuve says the MCU has ‘turned us into zombies’ 19:33 - “Malignant” review preamble 23:04 - “Malignant” review w/spoilers 56:00 - Fantasy Royale update (Cry Macho, Deathloop, Lost Judgment, Eastward) 1:00:30 - Trigger Happy (Marc Maron, Injury Reserve) Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Malignant = Arby’s (Malignant Review) - Ep. 57

The people demand a new song from Sam Kingma a.k.a. Big Squeeze. Timecodes: 2:07 - “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” review 19:45 - Peacock’s “Frogger” game show 33:18 - Kacey Musgraves’ “Star-Crossed” review 49:50 - Fantasy Royale update (Kacey Musgraves, Malignant) 53:01 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Old Town Road ft. Big Squeeze (Shang-Chi, Kacey Musgraves, Frogger, Riverdale) - Ep. 56

Drake, Candyman, and Marvel are back with new releases, but are they any good? Let’s find out! Timecodes: 2:01 - Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” review 16:51 - Netflix’s “One Piece” live-action adaptation 33:25 - “Candyman” review 49:55 - “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” first thoughts 56:05 - Fantasy Royale update (Venice International Film Festival) 1:00:37 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Certified Podcast Boy (Candyman, Drake, One Piece, Shang-Chi) - Ep. 55

Warning: This episode contains conversations about James Corden. Proceed to drive through LA at your own risk. Timecodes: 1:48 - “Spencer” trailer 9:07 - “Cinderella” flash mob 21:21 - “Fortnite” teaches kids about Martin Luther King Jr. 36:27 - Kanye West’s “Donda” first impressions 52:33 - Fantasy Royale update (Candyman) 57:09 - Trigger Happy (Sturgill Simpson, Big Brother, Indigo De Souza, Turnstile) Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Five Nights at Big Brother (Kanye West, Fortnite) - Ep. 54

What if Lorde’s “Solar Power” was good? What if Marvel’s “What If?” was bad? Well, we don’t have to wonder because we’re living in that reality. Timecodes: 3:12 - “Spider-Man: Far From Home” trailer leak 20:22 - “What If?” review 42:12 - Lorde’s “Solar Power” review 58:09 - Fantasy Royale update (Lorde, 12 Minutes, Kendrick Lamar) 1:02:02 - Trigger Happy (Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Kacey Musgraves, Quake) Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Document the Disney Freaks (What If?, Lorde, Spider-Man) - Ep. 53

“I’m sorry to get all philosophical about Sonic the Hedgehog.” Let’s talk talking hedgehogs, monkeys, and sharks on this week’s Critically Panned. Timecodes: 3:54 - Britney Spears’ conservatorship 14:18 - Idris Elba is Knuckles in “Sonic the Hedgehog 2” 25:11 - “C.I.Ape” trailer 39:36 - “The Suicide Squad” review 1:12:15 - Fantasy Royale update (Nine Perfect Strangers) 1:15:04 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

That’s One Funky Monkey (The Suicide Squad, Sonic the Hedgehog) - Ep. 52

Okay, but what happens if you get drunk at the Star Wars hotel? Do stormtroopers arrest you? Can you have a one night stand with C-3PO? Timecodes: 0:15 - Bird in garage 4:16 - Extended “Pig” review (with spoilers) 15:50 - “Y: The Last Man” trailer 28:14 - “Stranger Things” season 4 teaser 41:31 - Disney World’s “Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser” hotel 58:49 - Fantasy Royale update (Billie Eilish, Bleachers, Foxing, Cry Macho) 1:02:20 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Drunk on the Galactic Starcruiser (Star Wars, Stranger Things, Y: The Last Man, Pig) - Ep. 51

Is “The Green Knight” good? Why does the beach make you old? Do Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis smell bad? These are the burning questions on this week’s episode. Timecodes: 3:20 - Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis don’t like to shower 15:54 - “Vanderpump Rules” is returning 22:13 - “Old” review 43:28 - “The Green Knight” review 59:27 - Fantasy Royale update (The Green Knight) 1:00:18 - Corrections / “Snake Eyes” bet update 1:03:40 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

No Bucket (Old, The Green Knight) - Ep. 50

This week’s episode stars Nic Cage’s pig, Black Widow’s mind-control pigs, and of course, the Notorious P.I.G. That’s all folks. Timecodes: 1:59 - Jordan Peele’s new movie is “Nope” 14:54 - Caitlin’s “Pig” review 24:14 - “Black Widow” review 43:27 - “Space Jam: A New Legacy” review 1:16:17 - Fantasy Royale update (French Dispatch, ITYSL S2, McCartney 3,2,1, Ted Lasso S2) 1:19:25 - Trigger Happy Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Unkillable God (Space Jam, Black Widow, Pig, Nope) - Ep. 49

“Watch Tom Cruise flying airplanes, dude. That’s gonna be at least a 90.” The Fantasy Royale Draft is back, and it’s about to get heated! Timecodes: 3:35 - Previously on the 2021 Fantasy Royale draft 10:43 - Five new Fantasy Royale pickups 43:30 - The final counter-picks 1:00:52 - Recommendations Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

The Dying Light Clause (Fantasy Royale Draft) - Ep. 48

Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this podcast here fell out? It's kind of long, but it's full of suspense. Timecodes: 5:11 - “Star Wars: Visions” preview 21:26 - “Rebuild of Evangelion” coming to Amazon Prime 32:41 - “Zola” review 57:02 - Trigger Happy (Ma) Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

Based on a True Tweet (Zola, Star Wars: Visions, Evangelion) - Ep. 47

Do you miss having goofy conversations at the lunch table with your best friends? Well, this is the show for you. "Kids in College" is a weekly conversational podcast hosted by best friends Jacob Douglas and Sam Mosher. We discuss friendship, movies, music, and the horrible things that happen to young adults. New episodes post every Monday.

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