Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965) first appeared on Legion.

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31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965)

What happens when the saddest priest in the world takes on the Devil himself, who has taken the form of a king cobra? Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie, as they sink their fangs into the 1981 movie Jaws of Satan! This movie happened! Hear Mark Ball pick up the Landline of the Damned! Hear Chef Al reveal the identity of one of his first celebrity crushes! Hear Cootie and X get drunk and spoil this movie from Hell to breakfast! All your favorite segments are here, and so are the ones you don’t like! [Sorry, kids. We’ve got a format and we’re sticking to it.] Let Kiss the Goat slither into your earholes and make monkey noises! Your hashtag for this episode: #PrettyPrettySnakeCave The post Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981) first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 58: Jaws of Satan (1981)

It’s banana bread and bloodletting in the Bible Belt on this episode of Kiss the Goat as X and Cootie take a long look at the 2010 movie, The Last Exorcism! Cootie and X take a deep dive into the film and talk frankly about their experiences in charismatic churches, the efficacy of exorcisms, and that movie’s controversial and divisive ending. X and Cootie attempt to follow a banana bread recipe straight from the movie, because why wouldn’t they? Chillerpop creator Rolph Picler answers the Landline of the Damned! Allan McPherson returns to the dark fold with a Recipe from Hell! Cootie and X drink! They answer your questions! They crawl on their bellies like a reptile! [This episode is two and a half hours long! What were we thinking?] Anoint your earholes with some sweet oil and hallelujah this episode right up into your Amen Corner! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010) first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 57: The Last Exorcism (2010)

Celebrate Cootie’s birthday with this humongous, jam-packed episode in which X and Cootie discuss Mausoleum 1983, the winner of the Acolyte’s Choice listening poll! What’s not to love about demonic breasts? Long-time friend of the show Allan McPherson reveals his workout regimen when he answers the call of the void on the Landline of the Damned! Cootie answers questions from listeners! Bloopers! Birthday wishes for our High Priestess! Learn about Cootie and X’s second date and find out what X got Cootie for her birthday! [Hint: it’s large and girthy.] Prepare yourself for slurred words, foul language, and generally bad ideas on this extra-super-shiny-special episode of Kiss the Goat! Stick it in your ears… and rip the knob off! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983 first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 56: Mausoleum 1983

It’s a birthday celebration at the Online Shrine of Satanic Cinema as Cootie and X discuss William Girdler’s Native American sort-of-but-not-really possession movie, The Manitou. What did Mistress Stephanie give X for his birthday? Not that. No, not that either. You’ll just have to listen and find out. Also: an experiment in demonic possession for movie fans, Gary Hill of the Cinema Beef Podcast picks up the Landline of the Damned, and X and Cootie finally discuss the Conjureverse! Hashtag this episode #NeckBaby4Life! Ram this episode into your earholes and let the entertainment splooge out! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978) first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 55: The Manitou (1978)

On this stultifying episode of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema, X and Cootie (respectively) undergo The Rite 2011 in which Sir Anthony Hopkins bitch-slaps a five-year-old girl and laughs about it! Host of Hello! This is the Doomed Show Richard Glenn Schmidt picks up the Landline of the Damned and discovers the calls are coming from OUTSIDE THE HOUSE! Also: Who could kill a child? A Sri Lankan exorcist, that’s who! Push your boundaries with this episode’s Grandmaster Challenge during Drinking With the Devil! Plus: who makes better goat noises– Cootie or X? It’s all here waiting to submerge itself in the delicious moistness of your earholes on Kiss the Goat! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011 first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 54: The Rite 2011

In this thrilling episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X examine Mario Bava’s movie from the early 1970s, Lisa and the Devil. Is it really a Devil flick or just another freakin’ reincarnation movie? Plus: another surprising appearance by Allida Valli, Rae Tysun and Persphone Agàpe take the call during the Number of the Geeks segment, and does Satan electrocute meth users? Get all this infotainment and answers to more of the Acolytes’ burning questions in the latest installment of Ask the Goat! Insert Show A into Earhole B and let the madness of Kiss the Goat slowly seep into your headbrain! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 53: Lisa and the Devil first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 53: Lisa and the Devil

On this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X take a mortified look at Alberto De Martino’s possession movie THE ANTICHRIST 1974. This film features multiple exorcisms, bad table manners and heavily implied goat kissing! Also: a super special secret guest (okay, it’s Jamie J. Sammons) picks up the phone during the Number of the Geeks segment and — at last — it’s the triumphant return of Ask the Goat! We don’t think you’re ready for this hell-y, but please stick this show right into your hungry ears and let the weirdness seep into your headbrain! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 52: The Antichrist 1974 first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 52: The Antichrist 1974

For this episode of Kiss the Goat, Cootie and X watched the 1978 programmer, THE EVIL, starring Andrew Prine’s magnificent pants. Less than an hour later, they had forgotten the chronological order of the events in the movie. Does it matter? Probably not. They still recorded a whole show about it. Plus: Ray and Seph answer the Number of the Geeks, the 1970s was a great decade for flammability and Satan can’t get laid! By the way, do you have a moment for us to tell you about the shining glory of the majestic pants of Andrew Prine? Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 51: The Evil first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 51: The Evil

On this episode of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie sink their teeth into William Friedkin’s heartwarming coming-of-age tale, The Exorcist. Plus: Cootie and X make a phone call, Drinking With the Devil and where exactly is Washington, D.C.? Pull up a chair, sit on the floor and gently insert this show into your earholes! Follow Kiss the Goat on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, and Google Podcasts. And catch up on every episode right here. The post Kiss the Goat Episode 50: The Exorcist first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat Episode 50: The Exorcist

At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner of the listener poll, THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES! Here’s a surprise: X is drunk! The Breaking Point! Dinner for Two with Chef Al! The return of Drinking with the Devil! Also, the telephone keeps ringing. Pull those sleigh bells outta your arse and get some festivities in your earholes! Happy Hellidays!   MUSIC NOTES Opening: KoRn — “Jingle Bells” Commentary Music Bed: Cryo Chamber — “Nightmare Music” Hidden Track: Karaoke — “Starman” [Parody lyrics by X; performed by X] Christmas Music: Christmas Music we found on YouTube Closing Music: Low — “Half-Light” We don’t own any of this music so Fair Use Act and all that. Also, hey Cryo Chamber, your music is fucking awesome and, rest assured, we don’t make a freakin’ dime off this show. Non-profit af. Holiday Song: “Don’t Show Me Your Penis for Christmas” — Cootie & X [words and music by [...] The post The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza first appeared on Legion.

The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza

At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner of the listener poll, THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES! Here’s a surprise: X is drunk! The Breaking Point! Dinner for Two with Chef Al! The return of Drinking with the Devil! Also, the telephone keeps ringing. Pull those sleigh bells outta your arse and get some festivities in your earholes! Happy Hellidays!   MUSIC NOTES Opening: KoRn — “Jingle Bells” Commentary Music Bed: Cryo Chamber — “Nightmare Music” Hidden Track: Karaoke — “Starman” [Parody lyrics by X; performed by X] Christmas Music: Christmas Music we found on YouTube Closing Music: Low — “Half-Light” We don’t own any of this music so Fair Use Act and all that. Also, hey Cryo Chamber, your music is fucking awesome and, rest assured, we don’t make a freakin’ dime off this show. Non-profit af. Holiday Song: “Don’t Show Me Your Penis for Christmas” — Cootie & X [words and music by [...] The post The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza appeared first on Legion.

This is it. Make no mistake where you are. Welcome to the innermost circle of Hell, and even if the punishment isn’t truly eternal, it sure feels like it. What is the final movie you watch in Hell? Take our hands and let us wander into this final darkness together. The post Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell

This is it. Make no mistake where you are. Welcome to the innermost circle of Hell, and even if the punishment isn’t truly eternal, it sure feels like it. What is the final movie you watch in Hell? Take our hands and let us wander into this final darkness together. The post Kiss the Goat, Episode 49: The Final Movie You Watch In Hell appeared first on Legion.

Sometimes, the Devil wears a little black dress.   The post Kiss the Goat, Episode 48: The Fourth Movie You Watch In Hell first appeared on Legion.

Kiss the Goat, Episode 48: The Fourth Movie You Watch In Hell

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