Remember, remember the fifth of November.   Major content warning: totalitarian/tyrannical government, a deadly virus, homophobia, xenophobia, religious discrimination, racism, sexism, enslavement, imprisonment, human experimentation, and some others I probably missed.   Join us as we talk over a 2005 film starring Natalie Portman and Hugo Weaving that hits a little differently 17 years later, V for Vendetta.   Rental Determination: Definitely worth a five dollar rental, but might not be for everyone given the general themes of the movie.   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021.    Jeff’s Smile: Songs About Jane (Maroon 5’s first album) Mignonne’s Smile: Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami   You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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NOTE: Jeff attempts to kill a fruit fly for the entire episode, so there may be some audio “jump scares” though the attempts at flyicide are by no means deafening.   Dottie has jokes. Souza comes across an environmental anomaly. Peggy takes an old timey trip to the west coast. Thompson is up to something.   This episode contains: A concussion Some timey wimeyness A weasley loser A non-ad for not Hello Fresh A living lawn ornament An attempt to pull the wool over our eyes Office politics Some sort of still Mrs. Jarvis at last! A turn of the tables Red Forman A man falling to pieces A twist! Jeff’s Smile: RuPaul’s Drag Race Down Under (on WOW Presents+ in most places) Mignonne’s Smile: Shadow and Bone on Netflix   Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and a text review on your preferred podcast app Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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Happy Halloween!   Join us as we talk over a very bad film that anyone currently aged 25-35 loves and watches every year at Halloween: Hocus Pocus on Disney+. The film stars Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, Sarah Jessica Parker pre-SATC, and some kids (including Thora Birch). Released in July 1993, this movie famously bombed at the box office but ultimately became a cult classic (again, only to those currently aged 25-35).   Rental Determination: It may not be worth a five dollar rental. Frankly, a gamble.   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021.    Jeff’s Smile: My condo is clean Mignonne’s Smile: Hanging out in person You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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We are the weirdos, listener.   Content warning: sexual assault and racism   Join us as we talk over the cult classic 1996 witchtacular movie The Craft (on HBO at the time of recording) starring Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, Rachel True, and Neve Campbell. A film every alt or alt-adjacent person alive in the nineties has seen at least ten times.   Rental Determination: Definitely worth a five dollar rental, or a ten dollar purchase, but if you’re not into 1990s alt/goth nostalgia it might not be for you   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in April 2021.    Jeff’s Smile: I Love a Lifetime Movie podcast Mignonne’s Smile: A Goofy movie on Disney+ Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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The less you know about this movie, the better. Be advised, it is effed up. Be advised, the description of the movie on HBOMax gives away a VERY important plot detail so please do not read the description.   Content warning: all of them, this is a very heavy movie   Join us as we talk over the utterly horrifying Spanish language film The Skin I Live In (2011) starring Elena Anaya and Antonio Banderas (streaming on HBOMax at time of recording).   Rental Determination: If you like well-crafted but heavy dramas, absolutely. If not, best to avoid.   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in July 2021.    Joint Smile: Wandered around our local independent bookstore and had sushi and are about to eat pie   Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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A girl discovers her best friend has become a monster (a literal one, she was always a figurative one).   Content warning: sexual assault, gaslighting, relationship violence   Join us as we talk over the absurdly mismarketed but nonetheless great box office bomb/cult classic film Jennifer’s Body (2009) starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.   Rental Determination: Absolutely. Watch with friends.   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in July 2021.    Joint Smile: Jaws (the movie from the seventies)   Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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A woman and her husband engage in some varsity level kink with disastrous results.   Content warning: sexual assault, gore, confinement   Join us as we talk over the Netflix original movie Gerald’s Game from 2017 starring Carla Gugino and Bruce Greenwood. Though the situation our protagonist finds herself in is horrifying, Mike Flanagan revels in making his audience profoundly sad. You’ve been warned.   Rental Determination: As it’s a Netflix original, it is definitely worth a watch if you already have it or if you want to sign up for a free trial and watch it   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in May 2021.    Jeff’s Smile: The Conjuring franchise (Conjurings 1 and 2, Annabelle: Creation, Annabelle Comes Home) which should all be on HBOMax Mignonne’s Smile: Miss Scarlet and The Duke (PBS/Masterpiece Theater) Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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I would absolutely live there if it wasn’t haunted and there wasn’t a huge hole in the roof.   Content warning: there are definitely some triggers in this movie, but if I tell you what they are that may ruin the suspense element. Use your own discretion.   Join us as we talk over the good but very mismarketed 2015 Guillermo del Toro movie Crimson Peak (on Netflix at the time of recording) starring Mia Wasikowska, Tom Hiddleston, and Jessica Chastain. It’s more gothic than horror, but the acting, costumes, sets, and visual effects are superb.   Rental Determination: Definitely worth a five dollar rental, but if you’re not into crumbling estates and puffy sleeves it may not be for you   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in May 2021.    Jeff’s Smile: Resident Evil VIII: Village (specifically, the jacksepticeye playthrough on YouTube) Mignonne’s Smile: “Old Audrey Hepburn movies . . . on Netflix and HBO and stuff” Please give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast and leave us a 5 star rating and review on your preferred podcast app Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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Spirit fingers! Spirit fingers!   Content Warnings: homophobia, sexual assault   Join us as we talk over the classic teen cheerleading film, Bring It On (on Starz at the time of recording) from 2000 starring Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, and Gabrielle Union. Content warning for some era-appropriate, but nonetheless upsetting homophobia and what can only be described as sexual assault that is played for laughs.   Rental Determination: It is worth a five dollar rental.   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, mouth pops, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021.    Joint Smile: RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Season 2 You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean Mignonne’s Bunnies: Instagram @mulderbun

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NOTE: We had some sort of glitch, so there is absolutely no audio for about a minute around the 1 hour and 27 minute mark for about 90 seconds, but then it’s back.   Ugh. Youths.   Join us as we talk over Booksmart (on Hulu at time of recording, recorded without commericals), starring Beanie Feldstein and Kaitlyn Dever and directed by Olivia Wilde. This 2019 movie has it all: teenagers, anxiety, Jason Sudeikis driving a Lyft. Join us, won’t you?   Rental Determination: Definitely worth a rental if not available on a streaming service to which you are subscribed.   Be advised, there may or may not be some extraneous noises such as mouth sounds, breathing, chair creaking, and the noise you get when you move the mic cable. You’ve been warned.   For reference, this track was recorded in March 2021.   Jeff’s Smile: Cemetery Boys by Aiden Thomas Mignonne’s Smile: Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia   You would like to give us your money at patreon.com/kjjcast (imagine Kilgrave AKA The Purple Man is saying this to you) and leave us a 5 star rating and review on Apple Podcasts Email us at kjjcast@gmail.com Hit us up on Twitter and Instagram @kjjcast Jeff: Twitter and Instagram @TheTamaranean

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A podcast in which we are rewatching every episode of Marvel's Jessica Jones.

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