Welcome back it's that weekly podcast that hits once every 3 months. It's your boy doug here, we're all trapped inside but fear not! Myself and my main squeeze Tim Nicholson figured out a way to record. We shoot the breeze and then dig into 36 questions to make us fall in love. This is gonna be a 4 part series and then maybe more because who knows what tomorrow will bring HUH? Be safe out there kiddies, and by out there I mean inside away from the windows saying the Lorde's prayer until this is over.

Koninquiries

Episode 49 - Tim Nicholson

Alright here it is folks, the newest episode of the podcast. I'm uploading this off my phone and it's already messed up on me twice so I'm typing this through gritted teeth and while seeing red but no one reads this so who gives a good GOD. DAMN.    Todays guest is the very funny Tamlynn Bryson, we talk about a bunch of fun stuff including the creation and touring of solo fringe shows.   Check out Tamlynn's sketch group Cookie Biscuits on YouTube.   Please come to Doug and Robs Budget Comedy Show at Comedy Bar on the last wednesday of every month at 8pm.   If you're in the Hamilton area come see me, Doug "the Kid" Koning middle at Levity for my good friend/lover/former podcast guest Jason "the Kid" Allen.

Episode 48 - Tamlynn Bryson

Wowee zowee do we have a great episode this week. The guest is the great Marito Antonio Lopez. We talked about a bunch of wild stuff like our ice box house, getting cancelled, hip hop and he even gives us an impromptu inspiration poem.   Follow Marito on instagram here Catch Marito live every tuesday at Comedy Bar on 5 for 5 at 9:30 PM He also has a show at the Ossington on the second Thursday of every month called the POC Comedy show   As always me and Rob Davies would love if you came to our next show at Comedy Bar on January 29th at 8pm   Xoxo, Gossip Girl

Episode 47 - Marito Antonio Lopez

Help me I'm a real boy who's trapped in this description box! I don't know how this happened. Maybe it's when I refused to get out the blue seat on the subway and that old woman with a bunch of scarves and rings said she would curse me but that feels unrelated.   Anywho since you're here I'll tell you about this episode. Doug Koning. Dan Pearce. Talking about stuff. What kind of stuff? Stuff. Jesus christ why are you so nosey, just listen to the podcast alright? Enjoy it and check them out in real life. Dan's Links: Instagram Sketch Channel   PLEASE GO TO DOUG AND ROB'S LOW BUDGET COMEDY SHOW AT COMEDY BAR ON NOV. 27TH AT 8PM PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE?

Episode 46 - Dan Pearce

Welcome back to every single person on the planets favourite podcast, thats right eat your silly hat Joe Rogan because Koninquiries is back and more here than ever before! This episode features jokester Jack Hirschfield, who urges you to watch TallBoyz on CBC and showered with his dad for a long long time. Listen to the podcast to find out when it stopped (or if it still continues to this very day that you're reading this). I (Doug) would like you to buy tickets to Comedy Brawl on Nov. 2nd here. They're $20 but could help me win $1000 so be cool. Or give me $1000 and I'll never talk about Comedy Brawl again. Also one last thing, artwork designer and good friend of the podcast Gabie Nestor has been attacked viciously by her tushie. Support her GoFundMe before you do anything else I mentioned. I won't even be mad if you donate $1000 to her instead of me. Here's the link to the GoFundMe

Episode 45 - Jack Hirschfield

Welcome back to another episode of the podcast I missed you where were you I've been waiting all night?! This episode features the very funny Alex Allan of the sketch duo Good Ideas which you can find on facebook here We talk about a bunch of wacky stuff including I don't really remember because it was a couple weeks ago and immediately after I got drunk but were you really going to listen to this if I said we talked about chairs or birds or some other thing or were you going to listen because you were gonna listen? C'mon man be real with yourself. Enjoy the podcast huh?  

Episode 44 - Alex Allan

Hello there valued fans and patrons, it is I your wise and big dicked leader Doug back with another fine episode featuring comedian Lewis Moulds. Ol' Dankkushlou pop's a xanax and really chills out on this pcast, we talk about a bunch of random shit and no one ever reads this anyways.   Special thank you to my patreon supporters, just kidding I don't have a patreon and this podcast has never and will never make me money. Thanks for listening though, you make the dull roar that is existing a bit less painless. I LOVE YOU and I'm pretty sure Bush did 9/11. This weeks episode is sponsored by Zeitgeist, that shitty documentary from 2008 everyone lost their minds over for a bit. Anywho, bye.

Episode 43 - Lewis Moulds

Whuddup Kon-Heads, it's your favourite podcast back with another installment featuring the hilarious Kanin Kuntz! He talks about why he hates mayors, what its like to grow up on the mean streets of Regina and gives out some very useful resume tips so STAY TUNED!   Intro/Outro Music by Jesse Durdle   Go to Doug and Rob's Budget Comedy Show on July31st at 7:45 PM at Comedy Bar. PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE?!

Episode 42 - Kanin Kuntz

Hey there Kon-Heads (that's your name now) The newest episode is here and it's with my pal and hilarious comedian Amar Singh, we talk about life, love, loss, and which characters from the Mario universe we would fuck. Hope you enjoy! Check out Amar on instagram here

Episode 41 - Amar Singh

Welcome to the newest episode of the podcast! On this episode we have my good friend/former roommate Tim Nicholson. We gab like gals about our time together and I repeatedly demonstrate how I am the dumbest person on the planet. LISTEN UP!

Episode 40 - Tim Nicholson

Salutations valued listener, your favourite podcast is back with another episode with your favourite comedian! So whenever you finish listening to that how about giving this humble lil ma and pa shop of a podcast a listen huh? This week we have Toronto Funny Fella Kyle Patan on, we talk about a bunch of swell stuff and the curse of koninquiries brings trouble to his romantic life as it often does.   Make sure to follow Kyle home and murder him. Also don't miss the next Doug and Rob's Low Budget Comedy Bonanza Extravaganza on Wednesday June 26th at 7:45 at Comedy Bar! Here's an event page!

Episode 39 - Kyle Patan

Howdy, we're back with another brand spankin new episode with this week's cowboy Marc Anthony Sinagoga. Okay I promise to never talk like that again. I've been a big fan of Marc's since I met him and it was great to finally sit down and chat. We talked about being big men in a small man's world, what makes us laugh the hardest, and how Marc once MC'd a show with shit in his pants. Check out Marc's company Funnyman Inc on facebook here

Episode 38 - Marc Anthony Sinagoga

Woah, what? We're back! At long last and after a very long, thrust upon me hiatus, the podcast has returned BIGGER and BETTER than ever! (or the same as it was but HERE and REGULAR again).   To celebrate our return to the podcast world we have Comedian/Animator Luba Magnus on today! Luba is one of the cheeriest people I know and made for a delightful episode, we talk about a whole bunch of mumbo jumbo and I spend way to long on a question about hands and feet. FUN.   Check out Luba's show Drawn Up at Comedy Bar on June 29th at 7:00 PM in the Main Space. Tickets can be purchased here! You can also watch one of my favourite sketches from her last show here!

Episode 37 - Luba Magnus

Hey there, Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays/Happy New Yeas/ Happy Arbour Day/ Happy Leap Year/Happy Abraham Lincoln Day/Happy End of the World Day/Happy All Hail Our New Overlord Zindarh the Merciful from the Nepacksia District. It's me, Doug, back with another episode of your favourite podcast, the Joe Rogan Experience! And when you're done that one listen to this why dontcha? Today's episode features the very funny Jacob Balshin. We talk a bunch of shit about comedy and smush our dicks together. I hope you enjoy it! Make sure to go to Jacob's show The Bomb tonight at Comedy Bar! Music as always by Jesse Durdle. You can't find his music anywhere but message me and I'll send it to you. Artwork by Gabie Nestor. Let her draw it on you and check out her instagram

Episode 36 - Jacob Balshin

Hey there hello! Welcome to the newest episode of the podcast featuring comedian Marcus Gomes! We talk about a whole whack of stuff and he tells me a story that is the most awkward thing I've ever heard and still brings pains to my bones to this day.   Make sure to follow Marcus on Instagram here   Come to me and Rob Davies show at Comedy Bar at 8pm on Thursday December 20th. PLEASE!

Episode 35 - Marcus Gomes

Comedian Doug Koning tosses stupid and deep questions at his friends

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