How are you guys holding up in lock down? Are you enjoying some good quality time with your families? Or is your husband already buried in the backyard?  This week Amanda has provided us with some great advice (or rules as she calls them repeatedly).   You don’t have to think of them as rules if you don’t want to, she ain’t the boss of you. These will hopefully make you feel a little better about yourself in your current state and give you some hope for the future. Although, she does demand you shower regularly and also basically calls Jessica a psychopath (she’s not bitter about it or anything), so maybe her advice is straight garbage. You decide. Do you have anything to add? Send in your suggestions and we will share them on a future episode; who knows, maybe your advice will save the world.  We know ours won’t. ladylikepod@gmail.com.  What might save the world tho? Smut Club. Stay tuned for next week! (spoiler alert: it’s a good one).  

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Quarantine Advice (Rules?)

Well, who here has gotten so bored during their quarantine that they’ve binge watched the entire season of the Tiger King? Show of hands. Just about everybody? The highlight of this show seems to be that Carole may or may not have fed her husband Don to one of her tigers. However, there are apparently many other theories behind his death. Amanda was more than happy to use her quarantine time to do all the research for you about the different possibilities. Did he end up a delicious tiger treat? Was he a drug lord? Did he run away with a mistress to a foreign country? The world may never know.  But we can guess and make a ton of probably inaccurate assumptions! Did you watch the show? Are you upset about the number of brain cells that were killed in the process? Let us know your thoughts at ladylikepod@gmail.com.  Stay tuned next week for Smut Club!

WTF Wednesday- Tiger King, Who Killed Don?

Welcome one and all to our first, and definitely not annual, CoronaCrawl. This week we “bar hop” through our own homes. This is in no way relevant to you because you can’t see where we are anyway. But! We’ll describe in great detail our surroundings so you can close your eyes and picture it as though you’re sitting right next to us. This will be especially enjoyable for those of you who are social distancing appropriately and are lonely like the rest of us.  Jessica arranged for us to sample some beers to try at each “bar”, also not relevant to you, but you can gain little tidbits of beer knowledge that you didn’t know you needed! We do all of these super exciting things while Amanda tells us all about her amaazzinngg trip to Mexico! Don’t worry, because afterwards, she will never be allowed to speak of it again. We also announce the Smut Club book for April: Thunder by Willow Summers. Not themed this time! Yay! Follow us on the socials: Facebook or Instagram; or email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com. Feel free to reach out if you’re lonely and need someone to chat with, Amanda will most certainly respond willingly. Jessica will thoroughly ignore you.

CoronaCrawl

YOU GUYS!!  Did you read the book this month?! Because it was actually good! Maddie stumbles upon and picks up a coin outside a pub, because like most girls, “oooo shiny!”.  Then the arrogant bartender of said pub shows up on her doorstep claiming she took the coin, he is a leprechaun, and she now gets three wishes. It was a little slow to start but the ending really made up for it. We thought it was pretty dang cute, but like all things, could have used more banging. What did you think? Email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com and tell us if you like it as much as we did!  Make sure you listen next week for another episode of we have no idea what we are doing. But that’s how we keep things interesting.  Follow us on Facebook or Instagram if you so desire, (We know we do. Desire that is. You; to follow us. Obvi.)

Smut Club- Getting Lucky

Do you believe in luck? This episode was inspired by the lucky four-leaf clover. Because it’s still March and why not?  We delve ever so slightly into the history of St. Patrick’s day and clovers in general. Then we meander on over to other luck related superstitions. We even dip our toes into a few of the super weird traditions out there.  How many of these do you practice in your everyday life? Did you know the history behind them? Or do you do something totally different and you’ve won the lottery like twelve times? Tell us your secrets! Email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com.  Stay tuned for Smut Club next week! The last Irish themed thing, we swear (only because it’s the last episode in March). Getting Lucky by Sarah Spade. Do you think we’ll get lucky (wink wink) and actually have a good book this month?! Tune in to find out! Better yet, read it and review it with us! Send us your thoughts via Facebook or Instagram. 

The Luck O’ the Irish

Despite what one might think, it is actually Merrows that are a pretty big deal in Ireland folklore, rather than the more obvious Leprechauns. So this week Amanda weaves us a fantasy tale of smokin hot green haired beauties.  She then immediately ruins it with facts like ugly red hats and sub-par man-maids. These sexy sirens travel onto land by magic, fall in love with their dream human, and make weird looking babies. Eventually their inner crazy comes out and apparently divorce is not an option so bye-bye dream human. No happily ever after for these Mermaids, sad face. That was a let down, but considering they’re not real anyway, Jessica will have to get over it. How sad are you that this week’s episode didn’t lead to fantasies about Aquaman? Email your letters of disappointment to ladylikepod@gmail.com. 

WTF Wednesday- Merrows: Mermaids of Ireland

Sometimes we stretch our reasoning a little bit to make the week’s topic fit into our genre as a podcast (because talking about whatever we want is a genre?).  This week we bring you the subject of a poor gal named Mary who got a bad rap. How is this relevant? She was a carrier for Typhoid which, realistically, is in no way related to the Coronavirus.  Also, our friend Mary was Irish. And it’s now March so we’re gonna call it relevant AF. Back in the day Mary liked to cook food for rich families but wasn’t super great at washing her hands. A Sanitation Engineer connected the dots and attempted to warn her of her wrongdoings, which she promptly elected to ignore. Ultimately, this beech lived the rest of her days in denial, and also in isolation. Have you heard about Ms. Mary of the Typhoid before? What did you think about our rationalization of this week’s episode? Email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com! And last, but certainly not least, we announce the Smut Club book for March, also Irish themed: Getting Lucky by Sarah Spade. Read it and tell us what you think! We’ll be reviewing it on the last Wednesday in March. 

Don’t Poop in the Pots Mary

Well folks, we hope you weren’t too excited about Smutentine’s day because this one was yet another bomb.  We had high hopes for another “holiday” themed book but this one followed in the footsteps of our New Year’s pick; the storyline had a lot of potential but the follow through was a giant fail. Unfortunately the review section that held the most content for this book was WTF; because seriously, what the eff? There were too many inconsistencies throughout this book, too much irrelevant material, and not enough good quality smut.  Lets face it, we could overlook pretty much everything else if there was at least some good smut. What did you think? Are we way off or did you agree with our assessment? Let us know via email at ladylikepod@gmail.com.  Check out our website where you can find all of our previous Smut Club books and episodes: ladylikepod.com.  Or if you’re feeling dirty: slappingthebean.com.

Smut Club- Accidental Valentine

Valentine’s Day is a day for romance, love, and high expectations. How did yours fare this year? Today we recount the events of some of you poor schmucks that attempted to stir up some romance but instead were met with big fat Valentine fails. We want to hear if you had an amazing evening or if your fail tops some of the ones we tried not to laugh at today (we didn’t try that hard). Email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com! Next week is Smut Club so don’t forget to read and review the February book: Accidental Valentine by Ellie Danes. 

Welcome to the Jerky Shoppe

As promised, Amanda has prepared for us a lovely tale of woe this week.  As much as we would all like to believe that being a real life princess would solve all of our problems, this story does not reflect such beliefs. If you’re anything like Jessica, all you basically know is that Princess Di passed away tragically in a car crash. Super sad for her poor kiddos but what can ya do about a car accident right? Amanda unravels for us the true story. A story containing lies, deception, and tragedy.  How much do you know or remember about The People’s Princess? What do you think truly happened? Send us your thoughts to ladylikepod@gmail.com. Stay tuned next week for something hopefully less depressing; but honestly, no promises. Feel free to make demands or requests via our Facebook or Instagram for upcoming episodes!

WTF Wednesday- Princess Diana

It’s February! The month of love. Or the month of forced romance if you’re a cynic.  Which we are. Technically February is termed National Creative Romance Month. “What does that mean?” you ask. It means that instead of expecting the usual hearts, stars, and flowers from your boo you should actually be thinking of special ways to enhance your relationship. We provide you some of the inspiration on how to do that this week. Then, when you’re done incorporating forced romantic fun into your lifestyle, you can spend some splashy time with yourself reading the February Smut Club book of the month. This month Jessica seized yet another opportunity for a themed book and went with Accidental Valentine by Ellie Danes. Enjoy! Did you find our episode this week helpful? Do you think you can reignite the flames of your love for your significant other? Or do you hate all things Valentine and want us to burn in those flames? We would love to hear about it.  Email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com. OR message us on Facebook or Instagram.

Hearts, flowers and a little bit of sex.

This week we have for you another delightful review of a dirty book. While this book won’t be winning any awards from us we still enjoyed the opportunity to read about banging and then talk your ear off about it. The plot for this book held a lot of promise but we felt the author fell a little short on the follow through. Unfortunately this book scored one of the lowest of our past splash ratings. Did you read it?! Did you agree or disagree with our splash rating? Stay tuned for next week when Jessica announces the Smut Club book for next month, if we’re lucky, she’ll do better. Let us know if you have any book suggestions for Smut Club; ladylikepod@gmail.com.

Smut Club- At the Stroke of Midnight

Well folks, as you were previously warned, Jessica was in charge this week. So obviously this week’s episode involves mostly irrelevant information that was thoroughly googled for your listening pleasure. Do you, like this bitch, believe yourself to be royalty? This week we go over some of the ridiculous rules that those belonging in royal families are required to follow. Listen carefully and start applying these regulations to your everyday life so you can be prepared for when your Prince Charming arrives to whisk you away to your new life. Next week is Smut Club so make sure you are reading/have read the book for January- At the Stroke of Midnight by Ember Flint.  We want to hear your review of the book and also your thoughts about this week’s episode! Message us on the things- Facebook & Instagram, or email us at ladylikepod@gmail.com.

Rules, Regulations, & Royalty

Do you know some jerk who is always right? One of those A-holes that won’t accept reality? It’s us. We’re those A-holes. In an effort to work on our New Year's resolutions, Amanda has provided us with an exercise that will make us better people. Or at least maybe help us to at least pretend we tried. Have you done a similar or better exercise before? Let us know what you did and if/how it did (or maybe didn't) help! Shoot us an email to ladylikepod@gmail.com. Or message us on Facebook or Instagram!

But They’re Not Jeans; and I See Your Camel Toe

How was your New Year’s Eve?! Did you do anything amazing? Amanda did! Listen as she wows us with her adventure. Jessica on the other hand got drunk and made a puzzle. It’s a new year, new WTF! For the first WTF Wednesday of the year Amanda has chosen to give us all the details we never thought we needed to know about Hollow Earth. Not to be confused with Hollow Moon. Totally different. She paints us a picture of a super secret paradise inhabited by superior beings that we’re not invited to. Except a bunch of crazies claim to have been there, done that. Have you heard of Hollow Earth? Have you been there?! Let us know how this made you feel.  And also, don’t forget to read the Smut Club book for January- At the Stroke of Midnight by Ember Flint. Email us your thoughts about anything and everything to ladylikepod@gmail.com.

WTF Wednesday- Hollow Earth

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