Episode Notes S2:E13 I WANT TRAIL MIX AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT W/ SAM GINN LYM REVIEW OF UNTAMED BY GLENNON DOYLE In this series finale I sit down and chat with my good friend Sam Ginn about life and love and trail mix. We review Untamed by Glennon Doyle and we grapple with the logistics of long distance love, what it means to be Untamed and the early stages of the pandemic. This episode was recorded at the end of May 2020 and now we are in September and still deep in the throes of a real global emergency. It is time to step out of our comfort zones and become “Untamed”. Thank you all for listening and going on this journey! Please stay tuned for coming details about my next podcast project. https://www.amazon.com/Untamed-Glennon-Doyle-Melton/dp/1984801252 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/05/arts/untamed-glennon-doyle.html http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ https://markgroves.com/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015 Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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S2E13 - S2:E13 I WANT TRAIL MIX AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT W/ SAM GINN

Episode Notes S2: BONUS LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA WITH JERRY BURKE In this bonus episode of Land Your Man I sit down with Quantum Transformation Coach Jerry Burke and we discuss all of the ins and outs of the current pandemic. We cover safety tips, battling loneliness, self-care tips and of course discuss dating during a global pandemic. Stay safe and take care of yourself during this very surreal time! Questions? E-mail us at landyourman@gmail.com Follow us on Facebook and Instagram and listen on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play or on our website! https://land-your-man.pinecast.co/ RESOURCES http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ *https://www.socialworkers.org/Practice/Infectious-Diseases/Coronavirus/Self-Care-During-the-Coronavirus-Pandemic *https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/click-here-happiness/201812/self-care-12-ways-take-better-care-yourself *https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E12 - S2: BONUS LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA w/ JERRY BURKE

Episode Notes S2:E11 GUEST ASHLEY BRINGS WINE TO DISCUSS PHEROMONES ONLINE DATING DON’TS AND MAN PLEASURE: LYM REVIEW OF PASSIONISTA: THE EMPOWERED WOMAN’S GUIDE TO PLEASURING A MAN BY IAN KERNER PH.D. In this week’s episode nabe and friend Ashley joins Land Your Man to discuss "Passionista: The Empowered Woman’s Guide to Pleasuring a Man" by Ian Kerner, Ph.D. Two glasses of wine later results in some words being slurred however, we tell you all of the highlights of this book and how to transform yourself from "Passion Victim" to Passionista! Also, men hold most of their tension in their butts!!! These details and more in the latest episode! https://www.amazon.com/Passionista-Empowered-Womans-Pleasuring-Kerner/dp/0060834390 https://www.worldcat.org/title/passionista-the-empowered-womans-guide-to-pleasuring-a-man/oclc/173218728 https://ladyjrevisited.wordpress.com/tag/passionista/ *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E11 - S2:E11 GUEST ASHLEY BRINGS WINE TO DISCUSS PHEROMONES ONLINE DATING DON’TS AND MAN PLEASURE

Episode Notes S2:E10 GUEST BECKY DISCUSSES SENSUALITY AND WE AVOID THE WORD MOIST: LYM REVIEW OF THE SENSUOUS WOMAN BY J In this week’s episode of Land Your Man we review the book that encourages women to be bad girls in the bedroom but we remove the word bad from the lexicon and replace it with sensuous and that IS OKAY! “The Sensuous Woman” was a book that was ahead of its time and in some ways still is for people who are afraid to admit that women enjoy sex. We break it down for you with some giggling and our guest Becky talks about how she landed her man and continues to nurture her relationship every day for better or for worse. https://www.amazon.com/Sensuous-Woman-J/dp/0440178592 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheSensuousWoman https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TerryGarrity https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1988-12-22-8803130387-story.html https://www.nytimes.com/1971/10/15/archives/publisher-sued-by-author-of-the-sensuous-woman.html https://goop.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RealSex *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E10 - S2:E10 GUEST BECKY DISCUSSES SENSUALITY AND WE AVOID THE WORD MOIST

Episode Notes S2:E9 GUEST ALEIA TELLS US HOW SHE LANDED HER MAN AND WE WAX POETIC ABOUT LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE OKAY EXACTLY AS WE ARE LYM REVIEW OF COME AS YOU ARE: THE SURPRISING NEW SCIENCE THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOUR SEX LIFE BY EMILY NAGOSKI PH.D. My dear college friend (she’s really good at being friends!) Mom, wife and entrepreneur Aleia joins me this week to discuss a book we both love. We learn how she landed her man and she reveals what he said to make her stop and realize why this time was “different”. This weeks book Come As You are should spark a discussion with yourself! You are okay and your body is okay and this is not liberalism this is science and we might get a little angry about it. Please read this book! Give us a listen on Spotify, iTunes, GooglePlay or at our website https://land-your-man.pinecast.co/! http://www.emilynagoski.com/ http://www.emilynagoski.com/come-as-you-are-worksheets https://medium.com/@jordanching/book-report-come-as-you-are-the-surprising-new-science-that-will-transform-your-sex-life-dfef6d18e644 https://www.wbur.org/radioboston/2015/03/12/emily-nagoski https://www.amazon.com/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform-ebook/dp/B00LD1ORBI#customerReviews https://www.amazon.com/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform/dp/1476762090 https://trussedfund.com/ @trussedfund on Instagram *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015 Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E9 - S2:E9 GUEST ALEIA TELLS US HOW SHE LANDED HER MAN AND WE WAX POETIC ABOUT LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE OKAY EXACTLY AS WE ARE

Episode Notes S2:E8 GUEST LAURA EXPLAINS THE VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE SAD BANANA LYM REVIEW OF SHE COMES FIRST: THE THINKING MAN’S GUIDE TO PLEASURING A WOMAN BY IAN KERNER PhD. This week I am joined by Laura Kaplan on the podcast. Laura is a fan who is also an actress, a newscaster, a Mom and all around pretty awesome woman! We review She Comes First by Ian Kerner and we like what he has to say. He says a lot. We discuss what it’s like being a single Mom and dating again and as usual what it’s like dating in a brave new world of technology designed to bring us together but may be serving to TEAR US ALL APART. That is so dramatic! Well so is cunnilingus! Come find out why… see what I did there! https://www.amazon.com/She-Comes-First-Thinking-Pleasuring-ebook/dp/B000FC1PRK http://nymag.com/nymetro/nightlife/sex/columns/nakedcity/9288/ "get thee back to the aroma of birth, for the smells of the female body, the smells you have sought to kill with your totalitarian chemicals, are the very smells of birth, the strong odors of the essence of existence. The nose that is offended by the hot perfumes of the cunt is a nose unsuited for this world, and should be sniffing gold on the scrubbed streets of Heaven. The vagina reeks of life and love and the infinite et cetera. O vagina! Your salty incense, your mushroom moon musk, your deep waves of clam honey breaking against the cold steel of civilization; vagina, draw our noses to the grindstone of ecstacy, and let us die smelling what we did when we were born!" - Tom Robbins from Even Cowgirls Get the Blues www.vday.org www.finestcityimprov.com http://mcitstudio.weebly.com/classes.html *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E8 - S2:E8 GUEST LAURA EXPLAINS THE VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE SAD BANANA

Episode Notes S2:E7 NEW NARRATIVES ARE HARD WITH NATHAN YOUNG Nathan Young joins Land Your Man Podcast this week to talk about the books that helped him couple, toxic masculinity and what he is doing about it by grappling with new narratives. Carla asks Nathan to speak for all men in the latest episode of the podcast but alas, he only speaks for himself. We do like what he has to say. Nathan Young is a writer and content creator living in San Diego, CA and is the founder and host of The New Narrative. Linked below is more info. about Nathan and his many pursuits to be a genuinely good dude. https://thenewnarrative.org/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U711y1tnMBU IG: @nathancodyyoung https://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 https://www.amazon.com/No-More-Mr-Nice-Guy/dp/B078927ZYL/ref=sr11?hvadid=77721855323772&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=no+more+mr+nice+guy&qid=1580428337&sr=8-1 https://www.amazon.com/Subtle-Art-Not-Giving-Counterintuitive/dp/B01I29Y344/ref=sr13?hvadid=77721855323772&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=no+more+mr+nice+guy&qid=1580428337&sr=8-3 https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/ https://brenebrown.com/ http://www.elizabethplank.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Emotional-Intelligence-success-relationships-Discover/dp/107797213X/ref=sr11_sspa?hvadid=77996737093255&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvqmt=e&keywords=emotional+intelligence&qid=1580428490&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUFGRE9TWUs2RjZPR0wmZW5jcnlwdGVkSWQ9QTAyNjc2NDVUOUE2UkFFTVY3RlcmZW5jcnlwdGVkQWRJZD1BMTAxMzg1NjM4SElTQjQxQUNBSjImd2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGYmYWN0aW9uPWNsaWNrUmVkaXJlY3QmZG9Ob3RMb2dDbGljaz10cnVl *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E7 - S2:E7 NEW NARRATIVES ARE HARD WITH NATHAN YOUNG

Episode Notes S2:E6 QUANTUM COACH JERRY BURKE BRINGS DIPPING SAUCE FOR OUR NUGGETS Jerry Burke joins host Carla Nell this week to talk about the work he does with relationships and we discuss some of his favorite books. As a quantum transformation life and relationship coach Jerry offers some useful advice about getting past your own barriers for creating and having the love you desire. We discuss the work and the steps and we also agree that nuggets (of wisdom) are the best. Contact us on Instagram or Facebook or email us at landyourman@gmail.com. MENTION THIS EPISODE AND GET 20% off of a Quantum Transformation Session with Jerry! IG: @thequantumcoach http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/ http://www.quantumtransformation.coach/the-podcast/ https://www.amazon.com/Loving-What-Four-Questions-Change-ebook/dp/B000QCSACW/ref=sr11?crid=1QNPFT065A69P&keywords=byron+katie&qid=1579830561&s=digital-text&sprefix=Byron+Katie%2Cdigital-text%2C194&sr=1-1 *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E6 - S2:E6 QUANTUM COACH JERRY BURKE BRINGS DIPPING SAUCE FOR OUR NUGGETS

Episode Notes This week your host Carla sits down with Dr. Jennifer Gunsaullus to talk about her new book From Madness to Mindfulness: Reinventing Sex for Women (Book Publication Date: August 13, 2019 - Cleis Press). In this episode Carla asks the actual author all the questions she has about her book in person! So excited to pick the brain of an expert in the field of sociology and sexology. She is a real Doctor y’all so she is qualified to speak on these topics and she walks the talk. Please check out links to all of her material online below and GO BUY HER BOOK. If you have any questions e-mail us at landyourman@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram and Facebook! https://www.drjennsden.com/home https://www.drjennsden.com/podcast https://www.drjennsden.com/videos-1 (this link includes Dr. Jenn’s Ted Talk) https://www.drjennsden.com/book https://www.amazon.com/Madness-Mindfulness-Reinventing-Sex-Women/dp/1627782966/ref=sr11?crid=HXET31GWXVD9&keywords=from+madness+to+mindfulness&qid=1579215324&sprefix=From+Madness+to+%2Caps%2C196&sr=8-1 https://www.eveensler.org/plays/the-vagina-monologues/ https://brenebrown.com/ https://ginaogden.com/ https://drpattibritton.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Come-You-Are-Surprising-Transform/dp/1476762090 Come As You Are: Paperback – March 3, 2015 by Emily Nagoski Ph.D. Simon & Schuster https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48985/phenomenal-woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E5 - S2:E5 CARLA IS IN DR. JENN’S DEN TRYING TO BE MINDFUL INSTEAD OF MAD

Episode Notes S2:E4 – FACE SITTING, FOOD COURT EPIPHANIES AND BANG ON!: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS THE ETHICAL SLUT The girls herald in the New Year by touching base on their dating exploits. Carla’s dating exploits take her to God’s Country and matches all of Texas on the app Bumble. Delia decides that 2020 is the year of face sitting while advising men that it would behoove them to work on their transitions from, “What’s your favorite color?’ to “Come over and sit on my face.” The gal pals dish on their New Year’s Intentions/Resolutions, words for the year ahead and focusing on what brings them joy. And a lot of sex. Carla, while absolute shit at dating challenges, does enjoy herself some soup (yes it’s a euphemism), updates us on her San Francisco Treat and a blast from the past that has Delia saying, Uh no… that’s too late. Delia and Carla share their difference of opinion on Costco and Carla shares her epiphany that transpired at the food court, over the hot dog and soda combo. Delia updates us on her tindering, being ghosted and a tinder fellow suspects her of catfishing. The girls decide that 2020 is the year they don’t force a damn thing. Carla shares a friendship parable for modern times including a healthy dose of karma. The girls dive into this week’s book The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibilities. What Delia loves about the book is that it gives the reader permission to explore their sexuality, have sex outside of the confines of a relationship and to start taking proud ownership of the word slut. The girls touch base on the definition of Slut and the descriptors uncomplimentary af. The book is conversational, not clinical, it does it’s level-headed best to be informative about what ethical slutdom entails. The book demystifies being polyamourous, while the ladies have more questions than answers.Delia takes issue with the term undiscerning… her vagina after all is not a clown car, there is room enough for exactly one circus cock. The girls chat about the downside of polyamory, primarily jealousy and how to handle it. Open and transparent communication is the name of the game. Delia gets a little sidetracked by other publications by Greenery Press and she is curious about vaginal fisting. The question arises, Submissive or Dominant? And how important open conversations are when it comes to trying new things and sexploration. Delia’s final piece of advice? If you have questions, pick up the book! There is a tribe out there that you can be a part of. Be open minded and try new things but know your boundaries. Carla looks up the Amazon reviews and has a Freudian slip. Delia decides the term “serious relationship” is fucking awful and they touch on both the five star and one star reviews of the book. And one thing is for certain, choose your choice and hopefully that is choice is on the road to happiness. Delia recommends the book to those going through transitions and Carla reveals that in her 20s she would have been super judgy about this book but now sees the immense value in the contents. The girls chat about Delia’s hiatus for the month of January and the exciting guest hosts coming to the program, Please welcome Dr. Jen, Nathan Young and Jerry Burkey in the month of January! Carla and Delia are not licensed professionals. They recommend books for entertainment value and talk openly about their foibles and follies in order to let others know they are not alone. Happy New Year! We hope you are out there having sensational sex. Tell us about all the wonderful SEX you’re having. The Ethical Slut: A Guide to Infinite Sexual Possibility. By, Dossie Easton and Catherine Liszt, published by Greenery Press copyright 1997 Bumble (try the app!) Tinder (try the app!) Costco, https://www.costco.com/ Finest City Improv, https://www.finestcityimprov.com/ New Match Collective, https://newmatchcollective.wixsite.com/homesite Brandon Event Management, https://www.brandoneventmanagement.com/ Defintition of Slut: Google that shit. Girls Gotta Eat Podcast, https://www.girlsgottaeatpodcast.com/ Cracker Barrel, https://crackerbarrel.com/ Amazon, https://www.amazon.com/ Broad City, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broad_City *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E4 - S2:E4 – FACE SITTING, FOOD COURT EPIPHANIES AND BANG ON!

Episode Notes S2:E3 – FLATTERY OR FELONY, BIDET TRIPPIN’ AND FACE SITTIN’: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS MEN LOVE & SEX, A COMPLETE USERS GUIDE FOR WOMEN “I love having sex with guys. It’s great.” - Delia And thus kicks off another wonderful episode of Land Your Man! Episode three begins with talk of a chest congestion fetish, shoulder shimmying stage direction and a message from a new listener that has made Carla’s life. Ladies and gentlemen, we are fulfilling our promise, helping the people navigate the dumpster fire that dating (specifically online dating) can be. Bless you new listener as now Carla and Delia are having quit their job fantasies, Carla’s includes touring the world with the podcast while Delia’s involve highly choreographed dance numbers. Delia updates listeners on her current relationship status. Spoiler alert, it’s complicated and ultimately a fluid situation but with a happy ending. Delia checks in with Carla about the challenge she was issued the week prior. Even though it was a technical fail, Carla trumpets all the ways in which the week was a success. Men swinging into town for a visit and a slight obsession. The ladies discuss the power of the “good morning beautiful” text, when flattery may turn into felony and how to catch a Carla. Finally the gal pals get to this week’s book, Men, Love and Sex: A Complete Users Guide For Women. The book surveys 1,000 men on a variety of topics including love/marriage/sex/intimacy. The book is written like a collection of magazine articles which makes it easy to pick out the little nuggets (Carla loves her little nuggets). The girls debate all sorts of topics related to book chapters, especially regarding love and sex. Delia recommends challenging yourself by leaving the lights on and Carla shares what a guy can do to really get her engine revving. The gals dive into Amazon reviews and what book is up next. Delia plans on launching her online dating profile writing business so please write to landyourman@gmail.com to get her help. The gals are wondering what is the sexiest thing that anyone has ever said to you or that you have ever said to someone. Please share via social media or hit us up via email. In This Episode: Bumble (try the app!) Tinder (try the app!) Newmatchcollective.wix.com Brandon Event Management Mcistudio.weebly.com https://www.chefboyardee.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodachrome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Connection *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E3 - S2:E3 – FLATTERY OR FELONY, BIDET TRIPPIN’ AND FACE SITTIN’

Episode Notes A stirring rendition of silver bells kicks off our hosts first ever Christmas Spectacular! The girls are festive as fuck with poinsettia wreaths and tiny gift boxes on their heads. After Carla is called out for denying basic rights like food and water and red wine, Delia discusses her would be rider. Through the power of positive thinking Delia looks forward to meeting her llama named Sassy. This episode is like Hallmark romance with a little more balls slapping ass and the places we’ll put mistletoe this year to foster an all new Christmas traditions. We hope you never look at this holiday the same way again. In this ABSOLUTELY NOT kid friendly show the girls explore the wide world of Christmas fetishes as outlined in the article by Harmon Leon. Carla comes clean about a gentlemen she liked who dressed as St. Nick and gave her a hitch in her get-a-long. Delia explores why this time of year may breed fetishes… sitting on laps and a naughty/nice list. The girls explore a particularly interesting fetish which we get to role play letting baby know it’s Christmas Eve. The ladies discuss the fetish line drawn in the sand and the specificity of some fetishes. Carla shares how she longs to be the last Saab owner in the whole world. Delia launches into the intriguing world of Santa porn and how Porn Hub caters to every flavor of Santa Porn. She proclaims her writerly love for porn titles and finds the production value of Christmas porn spectacular, while Carla in a quick google search finds 303 million results for Christmas porn. The gals are urging people to proclaim Merry Christmas! Since we are saying so many other things being the godless liberals we are. The girls touch on the Baby It’s Cold Outside debate with an eye towards women taking responsibility for their sexual appetites and saying, “Yeah baby, it is cold outside. Let’s sit pants less under a blanket near the fire. Delia ponders the question of sex at the parent’s house while visiting for the holiday season and Carla tackles this question head on with a charming memory visiting her long distance lover. The girls discuss foreplay and Delia comes out as someone who might have a particular fetish regarding everything sparkly this holiday season. Do not let this lady in a Big Lots or Michaels! A Sexy Santa on Amazon yields more than 8000 hits for costumes and sexual play things. And the two words that stop Carla in her tracks. Clown. Porn. Delia argues against the Santa uniform fetish and shares one of her most treasured Comic Con memories as it relates to fetishes. Carla waxes poetic about an interesting stage experience. People are more horny than usual during the holidays and Delia learned about a sub season of the holiday season, cuffing season. The girls share a preview of what’s to come. If you have any fun Christmas memories, please inbox us! On behalf of Land Your Man podcast, have a safe and satisfying holiday season! In This Episode: https://www.thekindland.com/5-strange-christmas-fetishes-617 https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3b9qm/santa-is-a-surprisingly-popular-sex-symbo www.pornhub.com www.hallmarkmovies.com *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E2 - S2:E – GOOGLE SEARCHES, SANTA BUTT PLUGS AND FESTIVE FUCKERY

Episode Notes You guys… is this thing on? Testing 1, 2… testing… Welcome one and all to season two, a season dedicated to S-E-X. SEX! After a longer than planned hiatus due to computer crashes and adult asthma Carla and Delia are back! Delia is back on tinder and looking to find “the one” (this seasons’ hottest debate) because you can find “the one” anywhere and Carla is back on Bumble because she is a baller, shot caller… and this time she’s taking a zany approach to some success! Carla shares her Thanksgiving visit with family, the action in Northern California and the awesomeness of car sitting in the rain. Delia shares that she is trading in her “numbers” game with dating to date just one guy. The ladies talk about the frustration and shame that sometimes surround being single, identifying as a feminist but still wanting to be cuddled and paired off. The gals decide that maybe 2020 is the year they get boo’d up! They dive head first into the book that kicks off the season, Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray and What It Means for Modern Relationships. Delia assures Carla that this book is about much more than just having intercourse in the morning, it about monogamy and if humans are cut out for it. The book is sci-ency and conversational, Delia’s favorite combo. She talks about the possibility of starting a Tinder book club, how monogamy isn’t really a human thing and new ideas for a girls night in. The gals chat bonobos, March of the Penguins, penguin prostitution, thrusting count and how sometimes bullshit rules keep us stuck in one place. Gentle reminder, Carla nor Delia are licensed as medical professionals capable of dispensing actual medical advice. They are here to read the books, date the fellas and report back on the overall goal of being boo’d up. Stay tuned for our insane meme game (hello Georgia O’Keefe inspired invites with Bonobos for girl’s night), a host of books about intercourse, and meeting eligible bachelors in the hopes of finding that elusive big spoon. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Do you have a business or service we can advertise on the podcast? Drop us a line at landyourman@gmail.com and tell us a little bit about yourself. Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the episode: “Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships.” by Cacilda Jetha and Christopher Ryan. (Copyright © 2011, Harper Perennial) Finest City Improv Bumble (Dating App) Tinder (Dating App) Meisner/Chekov workshop *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Royalty Free Elevator Waiting Music Support Land Your Man by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S2E1 - S2:E1 – SOULMATES ON TINDER, SLUT BONOBOS AND THE ORANGES OF SEX

Episode Notes S1: BONUS EPISODE! – : CARLA AND DELIA INTERVIEW LISA CONCEPCION OF LOVE QUEST COACHING Join Carla and Delia in welcoming their first guest ever to the program, Lisa Concepcion of Miami-based Love Quest Coaching! The ladies talk about love, moving forward, raising your vibe, the importance of detox (the dating/divorce kind) and how the love you feel for yourself is the love you gotta nurture! Lisa answers all questions in her no nonsense New York style and gives us some pretty timely and invaluable advice. Gloss up Buttercup! (Yeah Lisa, we mos def have to get t-shirts made!) And get ready for a rollicking good time! Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love stories. We love to hear stories and share them on the program! Holler at us! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Listen! Rate! Subscribe! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the Episode: Lisa the Love Coach: https://www.lovequestcoaching.com/ Instagram: @lisathelovecoach *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

S1: BONUS EPISODE! – : CARLA AND DELIA INTERVIEW LISA CONCEPCION OF LOVE QUEST COACHING

Episode Notes S1:E14 – MANSPLAINING, KNEE TOUCHING, PIZZA AND BONER CITY: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE 5 LOVE LANGUAGES In the season finale, your hosts Carla and Delia wax poetical about a season of ups and downs and sideways and diagonal ways. Delia chats about her homes away from home and how furniture assembly is going (she fought the Tarva and she won!) and how once everything is unpacked she may never leave the house. Carla goes on a date this week with a gentleman caller who reached out via the Facebook. She fancied herself in a French film standing next to her car watching her date walk in slow motion towards her. There was nothing French about those shrimp tacos though! (to die for.) And without further ado, the ladies dive into the final book of the season, “The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts” by Gary Chapman. Carla is impressed by the qualifications of this week’s author Dr. Gary Chapman and having sold 11 million copies of this book and translated into 49 languages is nothing to sneeze at. Even though the book is geared toward people in relationships, Delia took the singles quiz and both Carla and Delia were a little disappointed that their love languages were left off the list (pizza and cake with intercourse respectively). The thirty questions reminded Delia of time spent in the optometrist chair during an eye exam. The gals share the results of their love language tests with no big surprises for either of them. Carla was not entirely thrilled about the authors southern accent, it made her recoil. While Carla is adamant that the theory outlined in the book is worth the religious bent and the occasional mansplaining and condescending tone. Because communication y’all! The book is also geared toward heterosexual people in a relationship. Carla shares some of the exercises that are at the end of each chapter. Quality time at a Chuck E. Cheese being creeped out by animatronics, DIY gifts that include (but are not limited to) a whittled gun cabinet and cat bowties, physical touch that actually warrants a high five (Delia is ecstatic!) and the roundabout way to initiate sex that Delia will NEVER EVER try. The girls take a fond look back on what they’ve learned this season from the variety of books and if they accomplished what they set out to accomplish. Big thanks to our loyal fans and avid listeners! We adore everyone who has laughed with us, entrusted us with their stories and listened to ours. Every week we feel a little less alone and a lot more joyful bolstered by an awesome community. Big Huge Thanks to fellow podcasters and friends: The fellas at Fright School podcast, Ur Gonna Die Alone podcast and Art Time of the Month podcast. We owe ya a debt of gratitude for everything you’ve shared and technical questions you’ve answered. Until Season Two… Happy dating and best wishes on finding your person! And gosh, we’re on a BREAK! We’re not broken up… So please keep checking our social media for fun tidbits of our next season’s theme, fun guests and highly scientific quizzes and data collection via facebook. We’ll be eating cake, trying not to get frosting everywhere… Please email us and tell us about your dating foibles and love stories. Holler at us! Questions? Comments? Concerns? Recipes? Dating Stories? Constructive Criticism? Shoot us a message, landyourman@gmail.com Listen! Rate! Subscribe! The whole first season is there for you to binge! Follow us on social medias. We love to hear from our listeners. Mentioned in the episode: “The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts” by Gary Chapman (Copyright © 2015, Published by: Northfield Publishing, Reprint edition, January 1, 2015) Frank Sinatra, My Way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg 5 Love Languages Quiz: https://www.5lovelanguages.com/ Chuck E. Cheese Pizza: https://www.chuckecheese.com/ ShowBiz Pizza: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ShowBizPizzaPlace NASCAR: https://www.nascar.com/ Pumpkin Spice Lattes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PumpkinSpiceLatte#targetText=Pumpkin%20Spice%20Latte&targetText=The%20Pumpkin%20Spice%20Latte%20is,small%20amount%20of%20pumpkin%20puree. *Royalty-Free Music by Kevin MacLeod; Two Finger Johnny 2015. Support Land Your Man by donating to the tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/land-your-man Find out more at https://land-your-man.pinecast.co This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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