Stories this week include: Screenplay for 'Mutiny on the 14.19 to London Paddington' fails to secure backers. Clown shortage in Northern Ireland no laughing matter. Family spends delightful break in the picturesque London Borough of Hillingdon. Vigilante unleashes one man war against the grey peril. Alex starts to lose the musical plot... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

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LAPodcast 346: Attempted Distribution of a Psychedelic Mushroom

Stories this week include: Journalist Phil McCann fails to heed own advice. Police have plenty to go on after arresting toilet-tossing vandal in possession of second offending item. Horse f*cker escapes prison for an hour. Rumours of poison snakes at train station sparks litany of bad 'Snake on a Plane' memes. The purple rod is still AWOL... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LAPodcast 345: The Post-Brexit Wild West

To celebrate International Podcast Day, we're delighted to bring you the first episode from our #Patreon exclusive series - LAPodcast: An Extra Jab! Stories this week include:  Big bird costume stolen by enigmatic duo The 'Terminator Armageddon' breakfast is unleased on Doncaster Man throws alligator onto roof Candle thief turns to bear repellent to aid getaway Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LAPodcast: An Extra Jab 1 - The Birdman of Norfolk

Stories this week include: The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster goes to a disco. Scientists discover hotdogs unhealthy. Child freed from pressure cooker hat. Silent messianic figure appears to traffic in Swansea. The purple rod goes missing... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LAPodcast 344: Excitedly Brandishing a Phallic Carrot

Stories this week include: Snail mail takes on new meaning. Storming of Edinburgh Castle ends abruptly after outbreak of stupidity. Woman misses out on luxurious free electricity after leaving Pontins in tears. Norwich City Council appears to endorse illicit Japanese restaurant. Alex threatens to record new album... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus epsiodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LAPodcast 343: Stupid Legislation and Fraudulent Government Tyranny

 Local Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been running since 2012, covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world, including listener submitted contributions.   For the first time we are offering listeners the chance to show their support and receive exclusive ‘LAPodcast: An Extra Jab’ bonus episodes via Patreon! Visit: https://www.patreon.com/lapodcastextra

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Stories this week include: Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery. Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot fetishist. Mother gives daughter a birthday party to remember. Man finds love at the traffic lights. Bigfoot in a tutu, I know, I know, it's serious... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 342: Bigfoot in a Tutu

Stories this week include: Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction. London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting character 'Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey'. Elderly woman freed from rabbit hutch. Man shoots fridge following feud with fictitious basement dwellers. Alex's grubby publications make a return... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 341: Near-Fatal Orgasm Ordeal

Stories this week include: Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts Alarming levels of stupidity theatrens new orchard. Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft. Welsh Nude and Proud party secures surprising by-election win despite being fictitious Alex's predictions begin to fail him... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Matt Hancock: W*nkerman (LA Podcast 340)

Stories this week include: Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat. Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth. Another unsuspecting resident falls victim to the unscrupulous 'Goldfish Gang' Local council reluctantly establishes alien abduction task force. Supermarket trolley review, anyone? Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 339: A Never-Ending Story of Dead Cat Madness

Stories this week include: The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea). Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation. Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recaptured. Noah's Ark impounded by coastguard after being deemed unseaworthy. We're through the looking glass here, people... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 338: One Long Biege Enterprise vs. the Yellow Winds of Capitalism

Stories this week include: Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade Meathead eats raw meat Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by breakaway faction of the Women's Institution Alex tells his pirate anecdote again... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 337: A Ten Pound Log of Pre-Packaged Meat

Stories this week include: NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure. Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia. Patrons of Kid Rock's bar left covered in faeces once again. Daring 4mph narrow boat chase foiled by meddling police officer. We're back... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 336: An Innocent Gran Wearing a Long Black Coat

This is the end. My only friend, the end... Alex and Rob explore the bizarre and wonderful world of human curiosity that is Yahoo Answers (RIP). Contact us in the usual ways:  Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Daft Talk 27: Overrun With Far-Right Conspiratorial Garbage

Stories this week include: QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture. Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery. Fly-tipping of used sex dolls threatens to overwhelm local police force. Body shop manager greases up former employee and aims for pennytration. "The arm of justice is something and something..." Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

LA Podcast 335: Chocolate Rabbits with the Face of Benedict Cumberbatch

Local Anaesthetic (LA) Podcast The Most Trusted Name In Local News is a podcast exploring strange and funny local stories from across the UK (and occasionally the world...) including listener submitted contributions. Listeners can submit stories via Facebook (Facebook.com/lapodcast), Twitter (@lapocast) or e-mail: (lapodcast.net@gmail.com).

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