This podcast started in a car and now that Rebecca and Jason work from home it is harder than ever to find time to share their crazy stories. Zoom is just not the same (we think you'll agree) but one of our fans (Dana) cracked the whip and told us that we can't make a comeback and then wait weeks between episodes. So here we are....our newest episode. Jason's off coffee again, be warned.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Life in the Slow Lane

Because Dana Said So

Life just isn't the same with COVID-19. Sorry to keep all our listeners waiting but life has changed (as you know). But we're back with some light-hearted laughs. We missed you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

AND we're back.

Jason and Rebecca break out of jail home and where is the first place they go? The parking lot of Target. Huddled in Rebecca’s car, they toast their red solo cups to their new-ish freedom and catch up about life during VID. Staying 6 feet apart is the new 5-second rule. Have some laughs on us. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

CARantined

Rebecca breaks out of her house (aka prison) to meet Jason (6 feet away) for some libations, good times and rock n’ roll. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Menopause, Tiger King, and BCE

Okay people. Just when you thought pineapple on pizza was crazy…Italy is on lockdown because of CV. This is almost as crazy as the cat killing YouTube serial killer. But seriously, nobody fucks with cats. Can you pass the true or false “battle of the sexes” quiz? Spoiler alert, men lie more than women. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Cat killers, Pizza lockdown, and Sexes Battle

In this episode, Rebecca and Jason discuss the overly discussed Coronavirus in their hot topics segment which oddly leads to talks about blue-haired republicans. Can you dye your hair blue when you’re over 50? Can you eat Vicks? Find out in this episode of Life in the Slow Lane. Hit us up on Facebook or Instagram: Instagram @lifeslowlane Facebook @ lifeintheslowlanemiami --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Coronavirus, Vicks, and Blue Hair

We didn’t plan to talk about dating and all the things that can go wrong, like farting with your significant other, but it just happened to work out that way in today’s episode. It doesn't stink, it's actually pretty funny.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Under Oath, Blind Love, and Bad Dates

We are going to start reading THE SMALL PRINT now that a woman won over 7k. What is the weirdest thing you've seen at the gym. Rebecca couldn't answer because she really doesn't go. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Small Print, Gym Weirdos, and Airplane Etiquette

Purse fires can’t get you fired but they can keep you from getting hired, Rebecca finds out first hand. Bad breath can also keep you from getting a foot in the door so before you head out, lick your hand, and if that doesn’t work, ask a kid. They always tell the truth. And oh yeah, Florida is creepy AF. Slip and slide into our DMs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Purse Fires, Bad Breath and Creepy Florida

The end times are near folks. Miami feels the earth shake under its feet and word on the streets is Mr. Peanut is about to be killed off. Miami is the mark of the BEAST-iality…we didn’t know how else to work in the awkward conversation of beastiality brothels. Give us a break. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Mr. Peanut Dies, Miami Quakes, and Beastiality

Don't we all wish we invited such simple things like the Post-it or you know, Vagina Candles. We'd be millionaires right about now. And when you are a millionaire you can do anything you damn well please. You can be the snobbiest. You don't even need to blame it on a full moon. Rebecca try out a new format for their show. New year, new us. Sure.  Be sure to hit us up on Instagram or FB Messenger if you think you can guess the special word in this episode. Game on. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Vagina Candles, Snobbiest, and Moon Affects

Welcome to 2020. A new year. A new you…maybe. Rebecca proclaims to keep the same resolution she makes every year, not to resolute! If you’re making a resolution to save money this year, go halfsies with a friend and save yourself $2.99. Looking to travel more this year? Visiting Fucking in Austria. Everyone else is. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

2020, Halfsies, and F**king Austria

Overpriced Banana, Over-Served and Overachiever This whole episode is over. Rebecca has never over drank a day in her life according to new thought…she has always been over-served. A certain banana taped to a wall is overpriced and a certain teenager is an overachiever. Our year of podcasting is over too. See you in 2020! Hit us up! Facebook @lifeintheslowlanemiami Instagram @lifeslowlane --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Overpriced Banana, Over-Served and Overachiever

Jason and Rebecca tell the tale of what happens when you bring your friends to Thanksgiving for the first time. Some people can’t cut a break whether they buy a cheap or expensive turkey. Some people will take selfies with purple wine teeth. Some people will write songs about it. This episode is stuffed. Hit us up! Text/Call @ 3055217699 Facebook @lifeintheslowlanemiami Instagram @lifeslowlane --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Thanksgiving, Low Places and Cheap Turkeys

Jason returns from California with a few stories to tell. Rebecca is horrified that he took a ride with a stranger despite the word “help” written on the back window. Car windows should only be reserved for when your big ass rug doesn’t fit in your car. And backseats should be reserved for bears. Have a laugh or a few as Jason and Rebecca return to “life in the slow lane”. Hit us up! Text/Call @ 3055217699 Facebook @lifeintheslowlanemiami Instagram @lifeslowlane --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/life-in-the-slow-lane/message

Bears, Rugs and Paper Bags

Listen-in on the conversation between two long-time besties as they make their daily commute to work, inching along the slowest stretch of I-95 in America. With the coffee kicking and the traffic not-so-much, there’s nothing better to do than to talk shit about nothing, anything, and everything. You’ll laugh your ass off with Rebecca’s quick wit and flip mouth while Jason reigns her in with facts and his meekness. No filter, no edits, and yes, explicit language. Hit us up! Facebook @lifeintheslowlanemiami Instagram @lifeslowlane

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Life in the Slow Lane

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