Issue 43 goes out to our colorful, rectangular, mile-high home state of Colorado. Cam’s great grandfathers get entrepreneurial, Dylan passionately defends 3Oh!3, and Ryland uncovers the truth behind Colorado’s terrifying airport. Inside the Issue: Edgy Cartoon Theories Soapy Smith Partridge Family Religion D.I.Ablo

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Issue 43: Colorado Gold Rush

The boys sit down with Mimi Hayes, a guest expert on neurology. Mimi talks everything from angiomas to aphasia, standup to student teaching, breakups to book tours, and much more. Cam tries to prove he isn’t a robot, Dylan unlocks the other 90% of his brain, and Ryland impersonates an author at Barnes & Noble. Inside the Issue: Hot Doc Crawford Tripod Semester Abroad On Jupiter Brain Slosh Check Out Mimi’s podcast, Mimi and The Brain and her book, I’ll Be Okay, It’s Just a Hole In My Head

Issue 42: Brain Bleed with Mimi Hayes

In this issue, Ryland sneaks into Lifepile HQ and takes over for a Thanksgiving tour of some of his favorite Lifepile moments.

Issue 41: Ryland's Rehash

In our 40th issue we only briefly discuss psychic lifestyles. But don’t worry, we spend a lot of time talking about who we were in middle school. Cam tries to figure out what qualifies as ‘Raven’, Dylan goes on a doxxing rampage, and Ryland wakes up a very special guest. Inside the Issue: Zach and David NO ONE A Broken Heart & A Smiling Face Zamboni Jones: Murder Psychic

Issue 40: Psychic Psoup

Slide on your favorite pair of bootcut genes, hop in your jelly car, and join the boys for Issue 39, our tribute to mutation. Cam is cordial with a new Lifepile employee, Dylan talks about his favorite band, KISS, and Ryland morphs into a vehicle that could’ve only spawned from hell. Inside the Issue: The Joogler Coke Mouse Cuban Monkey Pig Muriel’s Nut

Issue 39: Mutant Menagerie

It’s Issue 38 and not one of the boys is making it out alive. Cam exhibits some surprising last-minute heroism, Dylan breaks his arms, shoulders, and collar bones, and Ryland becomes a father of two and gets a sedan. Inside the Issue: Blorping The Ghouchler Godzilla’s Instagram “This Is Monster House Rules!”

Issue 38: Gabe's Revenge

Issue 37 is the first issue in Lifepile history that’s about 50% authored by children! Real children! Not the adult children who usually run the show. Also Cam gets gymnasty, Dylan gets heated about some boring contemporary sculptures, and Ryland reveals which beloved children’s novel is based on his life. Inside the Issue: Triple Backflip 360 No Scope Snipe Giganta Greco-Roman Lululemon Sophie Sucks!

Issue 37: K Thru 5

Special guest biology expert Blair Britt stops by the show to reveal his personal nipple headcanon for his character Zenith on NeoScum, thoughts on Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson, and makes a lot of great references to educational children’s television. Also Cam reassures celebrities they have beautiful bodies too, Dylan takes a firm stance against pandas watching pornography, and Ryland genetically modifies his body so he’s ready for raves. Inside the Issue: Tony Hawk’s Pro Miss Frizzle Bus Bi-nipular Dylan’s Enema Powerpoint The Gay Sheep Twist

Issue 36: Biology with Blair Britt

After years of Cher publicly begging and pleading, Lifepile has answered her call and turned back time for Issue 35, our ode to time travel. Cam cracks down on time crime, Dylan discovers how buckwild Canada is, and Ryland is extremely conflicted about giving his grandpa the sweet kiss of death. Inside the Issue: Chupaquito Big Time Traveling Boatsexual Poist Coitus Milk CatPhone XS

Issue 35: A Tinkle In Time

Fling open your toy box because it’s Issue 34 and we’re playing with all of your favorite toys for pretty much the whole dang show! Cam shares a story about toxic masculinity on Easter, Dylan takes another crack at reining in his diabolical son, and Ryland shares an absolutely bonkers report about a group of children experiencing an existential crisis while performing surgery on their fluffy god. Inside the Issue: Baby Shark Shoplifting Good Jewish Furbies Houdini’s Netherworld Con The Flubber Tomb

Issue 34: Boys In Toy Land

ALL ABOARD! When Ryland comes gigglin’ down the aisle with his lil’ overalls and his corduroy cap you best be ready to have him stamp your One Way Ticket to Bone Town! It’s Issue 33 baby!!! Cam takes us all to church and it’s worse than we remember, Dylan rants a little (a lot) about the history of gender, and Ryland shows us how capitalism ruined dinosaurs and friendship. Inside the Issue: Skeeter the Mystery Eater Jake’s Bones Bone Wars Elderly Gay Skeletons

Issue 33: One Way Ticket to Bone Town

Remove your cloak, lower yourself into the mud bath, repeat the ancient chants of yore, and lay down in the coffin that is Issue 32 with guest expert Sarah Adler! Sarah tells the boys about spirit orbs, talking to angry plants, animal carcasses, coming of age ceremonies, women professing their love for her father, and the mountain community she grew up in that’s counting down to the end of the world. Also Cam creates a new dairy-based sports drink, Dylan gets invited to a circuit party, and Ryland performs a short excerpt from the Disney musical he was in. Inside the Issue: Doomsday Horse Competitive Soccer Baby George W. Lizard Jesus Big Stack of Elsa’s

Issue 32: CULT-ure SHOCK! with Sarah Adler

It’s Issue 31 and we have a value-sized combo special about all things fast food! Dylan is check-mated into renouncing his buffalo wings brand, Cam does a TED Talk on the Principia Discordia, and Ryland reveals the one topic that makes him very truly actually genuinely angry. Inside the Issue: What’s So Gross About Hair? The Lone Urglar Burger King Menage a Quatro Burrito Lagoon Vaquero

Issue 31: Fast Food

Welcome. You’ve reached Issue 30, Lifepile’s soothing, ambient, wellness, and self care special. We’ve lit our oil diffusers and dimmed the lights. Please remove your robe, lie down on the table, and explain to us what an oil diffuser does. Cam gets an in-depth lesson about positive energy, Dylan has to defend the concept of drinking water, and Ryland finally brings us the segment we’ve all been expecting from him. Inside the Issue: Buffalo Wing Confessional Psychic Prank Calls Let Them Eat Piss Jade Egg Power Lifting

Issue 30: Self Care Special

Issue 29 is goin’ to the gamers baby!!! Strap on your headsets, boot up your Gateway, and tell your mom to holler when the pizza rolls are done. Cam tries his absolute darnedest to extend the word count of his college essay segment, Dylan finds out about a tantalizing cookie made by the good, sexy, salad man, and Ryland brings the world’s worst photo into our lives. Inside the Issue: B&E&Sad Digital Light Squirrel Yoshi Sangria All Kirby’s Babies

Issue 29: Gamer's Delite

We’d all be sad, lost, meaningless people without experts to tell us what we care about. Thankfully, there's Lifepile, a lifestyle podcast for trendy people trying to become The Ultimate Person. Every episode life-stylists Camden, Ryland, and Dylan each debut a hot tip and exclusive lifestyle topic they’ve deemed essential for Lifepile’s trend-thirsty listener. It’s hard work, but that’s why we make 10-figure salaries. Lifepile – Light Your Life On Fire.

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