This one's all about the devil, he's in an impossibly hot statue and in your coleslaw! This episode brought to you by MiPantis. This is the deleted scenes for episode 348, it might be worth listening to that first... Orrrrr maybe not, up to you.

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Deleted Scene: The Impossibly Hot Lucifer Statue

In the second episode of this weeks Halloween Horror season, we get biblical and pitch what life was like for Judas after Jesus' death. Honourable Mentions: The Sins Are Coming From Inside The House: A portal to hell open in a black plague era orphanage, only Whoopi Goldberg can stop it Preacher Creature: A man is on the hunt for a cryptid who performs religious ceremonies

Episode 348: I betrayed Him And Now He's Back From The Dead

We talk about monster hour movies and pitch a film called Cryptid Currency! This is the deleted scenes for episode 347 - you may need to listen to that before listening to this one... Or not, who knows?

Deleted Scenes: Lizard Chips

Horror season 2021 starts with a psychological monster thriller starring Timothy Chalamet as he just wants to avoid a family dinner. Horrorable Mentions Fear The Attacking Doorknobs: Will Florence Pugh get that plumbing job she dreams about? Monster in my Rocket: SomeTHING is going into space and Daniel Craig has a secret...

Episode 347: Face

We discuss our other options for Bond given to us by our Patrons on www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast and pitch another Bond movie - Die Before The Day Has Begun! This is the deleted scene for episode 346 - it might be worth listening to that episode before listening to this... or you can do whatever you want YOU MAVERICK!

Deleted Scenes: 007 Vantablack

Seeing as Daniel Craig is not going to be James Bond anymore we though we'd ask our Patrons to give us a new casting for Bond and they gave us... Kelsey Grammer in "Always is Never Enough" Double "o" Mentions Diamondhead - A man sets out to destabilise Vietnam with Lava. Only Bond can stop him. A Good Day To Have a Lovely Cup of Tea in the Garden - Bond is interrupted in his downtime by an old friend...

Episode 346: 007 - Always Is Never Enough

We put together an advert for a disgusting cereal brand, talk weird science movies and pitch a movie in world where science is BANNED! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 345, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

Deleted Scenes: Olives!

We delve into the wonderful world of WEIRD SCIENCE this week when Hayley Atwell makes a rocket pack that the military just won't leave alone! Honourable Mentions U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho - A conspiracy theorist kills Santa wit a drone and has to apologise... I was a Test Tube Terror - Something made in a school lab now wants to be the most popular thing in school! Credits music - Lazy Aftermoon by | e s c p | escp-music.bandcamp.com Music promoted by www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Episode 345: Everyone Wants To Weaponise My Rocket Pack

We talk the met gala, the Goonies bone piano scene and pitch a movie which treats the song "Empire State of Mind" with the same reverence the film "Yesterday" treats the Beatles. Enjoy! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 344, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

Deleted Scenes: Bone Piano

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has to go to the jungle every month and Rhys Darby is going to find out why.. Honourable Mentions Jungle Rumble: A mockumentary about the worlds worst event. Jungle Bell Rock: A family, on their Christmas trip to New York end up going to the wrong Amazon airport and are saved by an unlikely hero.

Episode 344: Between The Rock and a Hard Place

We discover the terrible secret to where our accents go when we pinch our noses. Also, in trying to figure out why someone would be in a relationship with a bin, we end up describing what might actually be a pretty decent movie! These are the deleted scenes from Life's a Pitch episode 343, if this is your first time listening, we recommend that you go back and listen to the main episode to give these snippets some context.

Deleted Scenes: Molly, Me, and Our Husband the Wheelie Bin (With Dave Bulmer)

In our pursuit of the perfect family movie, we delve into dark corners for zany family movie characters with the tense intergalactic thriller BONGUS. What would you do if you lived with an alien who you couldn't ask to leave because of an intergalactic treaty? How far would you go to get some peace and quiet? Honourable Mentions: Ok, time to Bond - What does 007 do now he's retired and settled down with a family? Well, certainly not relax. When Bond finds literally anything wrong with the campsite he takes his kids to, he's off on another mission. To solve the mystery of the rigged football pitch. Skateboard Stan Meets Steely Dan - An arthouse masterpiece reveling in the juxtaposition of ad-hoc found-footage rockstar culture, and freewheeling avant-garde animation depicting a garage band's whirlwind weekend when they're booked to play a festival alongside the best prog band of the 70s.

Episode 343: Bongus (With Dave Bulmer)

Does your advert need a hype man? Jason Statham is there to answer that question on this weeks deleted scenes as we pitch some more adverts! This is the Deleted Scenes from episode 342 of the Life's a Pitch Podcast, if it's your first time listening, we recommend going back and listening to the main episode first, it'll give these weird snippets some context. Or don't, we're not the boss of you.

Deleted Scenes - "Yeeeaahhhh"

We're returning to the world of 60's Madison Avenue this episode as we pitch multiple ads for multiple products suggested to us by YOU! The Listener! Find us on facebook.com/lifesapitch podcast and tweet us @lifesapitchshow

Episode 342: Ad Campaigns 3 - The One Where We Pitch Ad Campaigns

We talk about animal movies and pitch a film in which the people in a small village near a rocket launch site are behaving very strangely.

Deleted Scenes: Hypnocat

Life's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom, are given a ridiculous film title to improvise a film plot out of. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell! Do you like the show? Want to help it continue to improve and evolve? Want to get extra content? Support us at: http://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast

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