We've been on sabbatical for 21 months. What we were doing is pretty top secret so don't worry about that. But we're back to discuss football, fatherhood and the occasional bowel movement.

Little Shop of Scorers

Week Five: Better Late Than Never

This week we discuss the things we worried about as kids compared to now, time alone and how Lebron get's a bad rap.

First World Problems

This week we get back into the swing of things after having missed a month or more of recording! We discuss fire pits, neighbors and Lebron... But not in that order.

Hiatus Shmatus

This week we discuss Spring Break (No Franco), A-A-Ron and his demise and our favorite 90's movie "memories"... We get weird.

If there's lots of sand, is it also a sandlot?

This week we discuss Tom Seleck Light, Derrick Rose's knees and remaking movies for the almighty dollar. And Joey was able to refrain from mentioning UNC the entire episode, so a grand thank you from me to him!

D Rose, Russell Westbrook and James Harden Walk Into a Bar

This week we discuss our brackets, bidet's, buying beers as teenagers and our dogs tendencies in the yard. We also comment on the USA's WBC win against Puerto Rico! USA! USA! USA!

The Bracket Racket

This week we catch up on a few weeks of shenanigans we missed out on with the break we took. We discuss pro teams that don't end in S, Russell Wilson's questionable behavior and Golden States place in the playoff race without KD.

To Beard or Not To Beard

This week we talk briefly about the Super Bowl and admit Tom Brady and the Patriots have a bit of domi*cough*nan*cough*ce. We discuss the Lebron/Barkley beef, the aftermath of winning a Triple Crown and Joey discusses two cities he hates passionately.

Football No More, The Chronicles of Life Without Sundays

It's Super Bowl week and here's our take. We dislike Tom Brady and want the Falcons to win. And we are particularly bitter this year and don't care all that much. And since we discussed the matchup last week, we got creative...'ish. What's better than talking about real games? How about fictional ones? We do commentary for the 1999 blockbuster, Varsity Blues. Not only was it our anthem as high school football players, but it stars none other than Dawson Leery! Sync up the movie with our podcast and enjoy the commentary! *At the 3:00 mark I mention "fat ankles", that is about 1:30 in from the Paramount Pictures title screen. Sync it up and enjoy!

Super Bowl Week! Nay! Varsity Blues Week!

At this point, it's difficult to say how much you dislike the Patriots and Tom Brady so there is a lot of talk about how Aaron Rodgers may be leading a ship of mediocre seamen, semen and how much we miss the Sonics.

Super(?) Bowl: Down with Tom Brady

I'll be honest, there's only three games left so we spoke more on how our daughters screw with our heads as we watch sports on tv, than the sports themselves. The gist of our desires? Slay Tom Brady and his stupid dominant career and we can limp out of this football season with something to smile about.

Conference Championships: No Seahawks, No Surrender

This week we discuss our preference of hot sauce, underdogs and the possibilities that lie with the Chargers moving to LA... Oh and the Divisional Playoff games too. Download, stream, rate, share, sing, clap, dance, homecoming, one, freight car.

Divisional Weekend: Only 7 to Go

We did not upload a podcast last week, so catch up on what you missed!

Week Fourteen: PLAYOFFS... For us, not the NFL

This week after a holiday hiatus, we've returned to assault your ear drums with our opinions and insights about all things football as well as waxing poetic about life and what it means to work in the front of the house and the back of the house. Wild Card Weekend offers some interesting matchups but the lines are a little suspect... Tune in! #CutlersCuts

Wild Card Week: Enter the Gauntlet

This week Joey was sick so I went solo! Hawks on Thursday Night Football, Jeff Fisher finally got canned and Gus Bradley is s'close to getting that pink slip too! Want to know what my inner monologue sounds like? Tune in.

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