Cabal, 315. "Face" the music, lol. (sorry) Everything Is Ruined: Amvets, the Shell station windshield wipe station. The Bureau In Downtown Los Angeles That Has An Office Solely Dedicated To Making My Life A Living Hell strikes again. (Yardhouse) The Licorice Pizza trailer, and The Batman trailer, and Robert Pattinson. Adventures in screenwriting. 

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Live From The 405, Episode 315

Halloween, 2021. Let's do it. Quarantine 2. How many people have you worked with? (Non point #1 of the show, sadly not the last) Air Jesus (a mock Jesus). LA mosquitoes suck. (No pun intended) Sexual harassment training at work. (Sensible, and pragmatic) Gym whores. Tuesdays With (less) Stories (and more ads). Mariah Carey is still torturing me with her awful Christmas bullshit, 30 years later. A trip down to olllll San Dieyg. No Time To Die. (Hello, Malaysia!)

Live From The 405, Episode 314

Fuck Christmas presents, and presents in general. "True crime" and serial killer podcasts suck too. Fuck Hinge. I hate "random school days." Put a proper passenger seat on that crotch rocket, before the bitch falls off. Stop making weird noises in the gym showers, you fucking weirdos. I'm the guy that DOESN'T ask you about your broken arm. My lengthy review of The Many Saints Of Newark. (Im miserable this episode, I'm so sorry)

Live From The 405, Episode 313

Traded in my Deadguy for a Harley, even though I'll probably end up a "dead guy" ON it, ironically enough. Sweet Southern Heat BBQ chips. Bikes & open mics. I sleep above my covers. (Four FEET above my covers...) Enough with the Gabby Petito lurid-ness, and murder porn on Netflix. Cheesecake Factory? More like PLEASE TAKE factory. (I tried) 

Live From The 405, Episode 312

Anal Cunt. Celebrities, stop "battling diseases in silence," and then abruptly dying. Hootie's ex gf. Vax attax. The Card Counter movie. Trailer. Last Of The Mohicans. Fight me, guy who wouldn't let me in on Lincoln blvd. Incoming strike, and 'set life.' Soreness, and shwarma. Roger's birthday party. The newest "Cocaine Cowboys" installment on Netflix. Quandry about my dumb screenplay. 

Live From The 405, Episode 311

Camoflauge shorts. Do you think Metallica "sold out" with the black album? JC Penny's gives me a panic attack, and no more Chipotle on the weekends. (I guess) The beach, and the George Lucas book. IHop blueberry pancakes. CT Scan adventure. Favors. Hanging out with other comics. 

Live From The 405, Episode 310

A Nightmare On Albury St. If I was an MTV VJ, I'd be "Car-sick Daily" (booo) Horse de-wormer. Lawrence Elder. Gene Simmons and David Lee Roth. Adventures In 'Mask.' A guy shamelessly took a whiz on the side of the 405. Spider Man 3 trailer. Not-So-Easy Rider. 

Live From The 405, 309

Carolla, quick. Adam's apple orchard. Window tint in Los Angeles. More motorcycle repair adventures. If I like pina coladas. More like digital PUKEbox. The Nirvana baby. I was "left" behind by(e) her. 

Live From The 405, Episode 308

"A little bit about ME, you guys, a little bit about me..." What if The Comedy Store closes? That time with Pameler Anderson. Papers, please. Wait in line until called upon. Production trucks. THX 1138.

Live From The 405, Episode 307

"When you get old, your heart dies." Fell In Hate: "Rosanna," from Toto, famously bad 80s videos, and the Steve Perry knock off. The day I tried to murder my guts. Death Row Records (of last meals) A night out on the town, with my commie. "Terminating" (get it?) my fanship for Arnold. 

Live From The 405, Episode 306

Pamela Anderson, July 1992 Playboy cover. Don't be the guy/gal that "repeats facts about something." Don't. I profit from your incompetence. Hypnogagic/auditory hallucinations. (Yay!) Another wonderful Plenty Of Fish date! I LOVE Los Angeles women!

Live From The 405, Episode 305

Cave In AND Deadguy...in LA. Jesus Christ. Stop it. "It's over." Last leg of the Buffalo trip and the 50% shitty but otherwise amazing flights back, and the best Urgent Care in the country?  (THEY HAD A FUCKING SLUSHIE MACHINE) Drowning in an ocean of other people's incompetence. 99 problems, but a (you know the rest)

Live From The 405, Episode 304

State of the vacation address, embedded in Buffalo. Travel things. Another screenplay I hopefully don't bail on. Over The Top. 

Live From The 405, Episode 303

Calling out sick this week, fam. Sorry. Horrendous cold/upper respiratory bullshit. :(   I'll be back next week, with plenty to complain about. 

Live From The 405, Episode 302A

Backpack attack, and the death of customer service. West Coast Dunkin Donuts are a pale imitation of their east coast brethren. Drowning Man is getting back together, just to fuck with me. 275, the kid's alive! Jay Leno at Flappers. First comedy show since Black Sunday™. 4th Of July, and No Sudden Move. (The new Soderbergh movie)

Live From The 405, Episode 302

The ramblings of Luke Allen, an increasingly unhinged Los Angeles resident who spends an unhealthy amount of time in LA traffic. These are his social observations, rants, complaints, movie reviews, and weekly life wrap ups. He is sketch comedy writer for Funny Or Die, and an amateur stand up comedian. Later 30s. From upstate NY. Angry.

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