Well, it was inevitable. We have reached the END of this first season's journey. The Four (5) are chosen, Rick goes rogue, and of course, Aristotle gets dick slapped by a palm. Sit back, relax, and enjoy this extended episode as we say good riddance to season 1 of Lilo's Beach Club.  

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12. ULTIMATE

In the actual penultimate episode of the season, the unthinkable happens when Mike decides to pants himself. Hand-cupped junk aside (which, guys, don't do that), things take a serious turn when the gentle giant of a General Manager shows up. After a brief but undeniably titillating conversation in Greek between the GM and Panos, it becomes clear that Mike's butt is on the line (pun fully intended). What will our fave bi-hero do? And is he even bi? He hasn't clarified enough. In other news, the Brent, Sarah, and now also Billy clusterfook continues. Thank you, next. The cast of Geordie Shore guest appears and honestly, we're impressed by the level of raunch that they bring. Hold onto you cock(ney accents) everybody, cause this episode is bloody rubbish.

11. Mike Cracks

Talk about a false alarm! Put away the paper bags, you can breathe easy cause this is NOT our last episode as previously advertised. Instead, we bring you another serving of fresh drama. Today, Brent reverts back to adolescence and spends half the episode skulking, and half threatening to run away from home. Panos does his best Doctor Phil and leads an InterBrention to help him get his shit together (it probably won't work). Shortly after, Panos leaves the crew, but not before letting them know that half of them are getting fired. Who will stay and who will leave? We frankly don't care as long as Jonitta keeps giving us fierce lewks.  

10. InterBrention

The end is nigh so an attempt at a kumbaya type ceremony turns into a shade fest. Nico Tortorella (or is it Alex 2.0?) makes a prolonged appearance which fatefully unleashes a series of unfortunate events that make the ambiance at the house rockier than the Aegean Sea in the nighttime. And when the tide is high you can always count on our least fave fookboi - Brent - to be the eye of the sh*t storm. Join us on this, the Penultimate episode of the season (and perhaps ever) as we witness a cameo by Cousin Itt, a glaring glitch in the Matrix, and what is possibly the only person in West Hollywood to have never encountered other bi people.

9.PENultimate

We are back, baby! And with us is a double recap of episodes 7 and 8 of Lilo's Beach Club. Boy, oh boy, did MTV step up their game. People get fired left and right, relationships are reborn as fast as they burn out, and it's everyone's favorite time of the year: PRIDE! So hop on this gay train as we take you through a rainbow of emotions in the wild world of Lindsay Lohan. 

7/8. Pride and Prejudice

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else’s lake - except for May’s, who finds herself in the unenviable position of swimming in murky waters this week. Up by the sun, Alex tours Greece with his adorbs grandma (and Gabi & Ari for some reason?), a diva-like VIP guest forces Kyle to carry her “like a bride”, and Brent loves shopping at Claire’s. Plus, is Lindsay the new spokesperson for PETA?  

6. The Lobster

Ale, Mia and PW reflect upon another sub-par episode of Lilo's Beach Club. But from the ashes of bad TV, important philosophical queries rise. Come with us as we ponder the questions that keep us up at night: What's with Brent's highlights? Will Kailah prove to be the catalyst we've so been waiting for? And most importantly, is ANYTHING real in "Reality TV"?

5. 1-800-OPRAH

Another week another shitshow over at the Lilo Beach Club. Alex and Mike cross lines (hot), Big Shaq teaches us maths, and someone gets punched --- or is it pantsed? Buckle up as we watch our fave Brand Ambassadors crash and burn. 

4. The Pantsing of Gabi Greeneyes

Sarah forgives Brent, Panos burns Jules, Lindsay starts some shit on Instagram, and your fave hosts spread all kinds of rumors. Turn on the shower, cause you'll need a cleanup after listening to this one. 

3. OTPHJ

Oh Brent what have you done? Join us as we dissect the first breakdown of the season, and recap episode two of Lohan's Beach Club, "What Are Your Intentions."

2. "A Hundred Percent"

Welcome to Lindsay Lohan's beach Pod! #sponsored Join Ale, Mia and PW every week as they recap the hottest reality show on (m)tv - Lilo's Beach Club. We tell you who's who in the cast of "VIP ambassadors", break down all the drama, and of course talk about our girl Lilo, accent and all. Lindsay is out to build an empire and we are here for it baby!

1. "I'm going to become Putin!"

Welcome to Lindsay Lohan's beach Pod! #sponsored Join Ale, Mia and PW every week as they recap the hottest reality show on (m)tv - Lilo's Beach Club. We tell you who's who in the cast of "VIP ambassadors", break down all the drama, and of course talk about our girl Lilo, accent and all. Lindsay is out to build an empire and we are here for it baby!!

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