Singaporeans are politically apathetic! Much to the surprise of no one, though the validity of the survey is questionable, Joncat has a wild conspiracy theory regarding the timing of the release of this info. Chain smoking downstairs neighbour causes woman to lose weight, what can be done about this? Pet breeders to be regulated, but what this really means for the rest of us? And finally, don't go to mandai to pick durians, and certainly don't end up in a fight afterwards!

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Ep86 Apathetic about chain smoking neighbours, Pet breeders and Mandai durian fight

Ethnic Integration Policy or EIP is back in the news! This time due to the lowering of flat prices due to race. With special guest Lydia, we discuss the pros and cons of EIP and how we feel about it. Will we reach a future where EIP is RIP? or will racial policies be further entrenched in Singapore?

LongKangBonus Ep18 Ethnic Integration Policy and Urban dictionary game time

Everyone is flashing, and I'm not talking about photography! From landlord who think he is in Taiwan drama series to exhibitionist bikers, we got a lot of naked people on our hands and the only thing to do is laugh! We also discuss the recently released income stats grouped by household sizes and race, what does it all mean, and why are young people checking out of the rat race?

Ep85 Flasher Bikers and Boomers, income stats and rising prices

The PA standee saga continues and we got a spicy one! Everyone is after their own agenda, but some agendas are wronger than others. Shamsul Kamar comes in with the steel chair, only to hit himself in the face with it and got yeeted out of the ring, but it's just a misunderstanding bro.

LongKangBonus Ep17 Discount apologies and making your votes count

Special guest Lydia joins us again to talk about the asatizah gangbang poll on MeWe and how this has riled up the community. PA has decided to display a standee that is the photograph of a Malay wedding couple but with the faces cut out, but thats not the only thing that was offensive about the whole debacle. Finally salty carouheller tracks down mouthy edgelord teen, and we discover who amongst the longkang is a carouhell low baller

Ep84 Gangbang Poll, PA standee debacle and Carouheller salt mine

Kiaraakitty, an influencer, and streamer, has been caught on audio by one of her moderators admitting that she has been scamming guys for years!

LongKangBonus Ep16 KiaraaKitty the honeypot got honeydicked

SAM wants your BUTTS! Well, what I meant was Singapore Art Museum is hosting an exhibition on badly photographed Singaporean Female asses and the LongKang is divided as to whether this is art or not. We also talk about the tray return fine and what it really means for the average Singaporean. Finally we discuss whether using the word "Indian variant" actually contributes to racist attacks in SG.

Ep83 Butt I really don't want to clear my hawker center tray

Ministry of Manpower done goof on this one! Who knew all it took was for an influencer to paranoidly take receipts of everything to get the Singapore Government to apologise. We follow through the Jade/MOM saga of mishandling Stay Home Notice and Quarantine orders and give our own conspiracy theories as to what might have happened. Stay tuned to this episode for the first and only Political Compass Game time! You can participate by joining the discord!

LongKangBonus Ep15 The day Ministry of Manpower apologises to influencer

Founder of Naiise Dennis Tay, is winding up the business and declaring personal bankruptcy. While there is an outpouring of support from the public, a darker side has emerged where consignees are not paid and still owed thousands of dollars. Navy captain sets fire to Hotel81 towels and his dreams of becoming Rear Admiral. Finally, the travel bubble going up in flames, once again!

Ep82 Captain Arson sets fire to your Naiise dreams of travel bubbles

Putting Generals in charge of private sector industries they have no knowledge about has proven to be a fantastic idea! Now that the government has taken control of SPH, what is next for our boy wonder Ng Yat Chung? Perhaps Prime Minister someday?

LongKangBonus Ep14 The secret plan for Ng Yat Chung to be 5G Prime Minister

Are you guys ready for Smug Nation? The cabinet reshuffle following the heel of Heng Swee Keat's announcement of stepping down will blast the citizens into the next century! Instead of using snail mail, we might use the telegram to pay our town council bills instead! We also discuss the generally lackluster candidates we have before us and why everyone seems to like Ong Ye Kung. Finally, we have a special, Dan Wong's game time this week!

LongKangBonus Ep13 Reshuffling the Smug Nation

STOP what you're doing! And by stop, I mean to carry on listening to the Longkangkitties podcast! We delve back into an old story about the SMU netflix under table molestation case. New information came out from the court that shocked everyone except Dan Wong. We cover yet another weird Yishun story with neighbours accusing each other of planting cameras in the HDB corridor. And finally, how the Jobs Support Scheme might have been abused by companies.

Ep81 Dan Wong Doesn't Understand Consent

So much for the East Coast plan! Or was the stepping down part of it all along? Heng Swee Keat comes out of nowhere with the steel chair of quitting, and the PAP is down for the count! Who will tag-team into the ring now? In this episode, we discuss the possible candidates with some surprising picks!

LongKangBonus Ep12 Succession not successful, who is next on the ticket?

Empty your vessels, cats of the LongKang! We discuss the absurdity of the Ngee Ann polytechnic golden shower incident and how the priorities are all over the place. Joey Mendoza definitely brought out the national fervour in us with his rendition of our National song, Count on me India, but did he really compose the song back in 1983? Finally, the tudung issue in Singapore took a huge government rethink as we just found out the most efficient Minister was already on the case 6 months ago.

Ep80 Pee On Me Singapore and the most efficient Minister

HEY GUYS, THIS IS FAKE NEWS, DON'T READ IT. The PAP love squad lovingly caresses you once again! This time, Leong Sze Hian, a local blogger clicking on that 133,000 dollar button known as the Facebook share button! As we all love the PAP, this is understandable as we must protect our Dear LEEder's reputation doncha know? The only reason you should donate to Leong's fundraiser is so our Dear LEEder can receive the money, so do your patriotic duty!

LongKangBonus Ep11 The 133,000 dollar share button

LongKangKitties is an entertainment podcast where 3 guys and a gal who barely know each other get into intense arguments about social-political subjects, particularly in Singapore.

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