Confused about why we've suddenly reappearified? Look (or listen) no further! The Elizabeths are back from hiatus. If you want the full update, listen to this mini bonus episode! We also have a full unreleased episode out today that you can find here. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTGdi6WGH7OaoX7dP3CYiBj49UuCoj6LvM66ybNFF-HKrJTU_ivYrZFd995euPuaPCuww33b218Xoes/pub

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Bonus: Programming Update

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2973-3035 of Homestuck. Contents include: Vriska's rebound, auditory crimes, and physics debates. God help you. Content warning: the pages analyzed in this episode have a lot of flashing lights. We advise you don't read if you're light sensitive! Additional warning: This is an episode from last year. For context, click here! Also, Jon Michael's correct and current Instagram page is @jmsullivan.bbb! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRw73c-A0PBIoRyBhpOT4IVZ5MCKDrr6PFEUIV0Qban5e14oEQg2ueFVPQ7a2xZ_Pj1KTShVdLsDLY/pub

Episode 39: Giving Lava a Chance

Programming Announcement: Production of new episodes is temporarily  canceled because of current events, specifically so we're able to give  support to the Black Lives Matter protests. More information and  resources located in full announcement and transcript. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSqMAriupYkLUmZoymQHUJBcu76qaQy7hH0nyw2WNhXSqQJL8Lq-b_zcGXwcNMU0_fPx0Y5zzbkB2z7/pub

Bonus: Current Events

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2888-1969 of Homestuck. Contents include: a little stabbing, stuckception, and a video game takedown. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS3Aa2E5DkcvX4qCbCMOuFlOWEr_zGurAhi-5Qap0D_c_COk9ykHgWEMhpGQqXprY-c7VwqvyDRzYgs/pub

Episode 38: Google Search History of a Gay Bug

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2841-2887 of Homestuck. Contents include: horrorterror nightmares, a defeat, and at least twice as many Karkats as is entirely convenient. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQsCX1ubNs1huOOn7te5MwfWzqUbTdJZEJTqiCQRWrFFUAJB9vAtlef6k14MnsOpIeeJblzdi2tEM22/pub

Episode 37: Jaded

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2793-2840 of Homestuck. Contents include: Undertale heresy, explosions, and lack thereof. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRUxAzQQv0YpDUOjsoxM7uJD01KGRD6v7Joj1c-gSG26fEaBIjnz_C2GiBrNj8aVgUpSghD4drXKPWD/pub

Episode 36: Ass Tangents

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2792 of Homestuck. Contents include: Gamzee Easter eggs, loose milk, and a swarm of larvae. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRCSJOoczAK7aEP5Twq5hGEkFW3E06Tf3R3yTwyYvJ7Z_HesyWKO2NhSRqHPFJB43UKbUHhIpvXQjGJ/pub

Episode 35: World War II Hands

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2759-2791 of Homestuck. Contents include: six year olds, entering the fuckery zone, and a reprise. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRc6HakseC5-4_vggY4tjSJIW9MGN57niSRQUcjnpeMLd0k7q1cMyWwGXyBNovNIgEnRnZTISKaY0iL/pub

Episode 34: Without You

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2668-2758 of Homestuck. Contents include: malaria immunity, calculus mob bossin’, and bedtime. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTBQhiIQXlAS3MqDzjojtcTKdCzkULRMH7-BnS2US9L90015rTa1-kyYJgkdutBVYXGtf_BjB_wx8u-/pub

Episode 33: PG R-Rated Jokes

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2626-2667 of Homestuck. Contents include: Earth human buddies, a poker grand slam, and trollsbians. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRHsI6s2mDMrLMsSutiyCT_zDdMCTKXjb5HrVRH-JTOiRT0AmE_T6jHmifHe-r2k9U2NhiXSFzkQ1Bz/pub

Episode 32: Legally Blondestuck

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2579-2626 of Homestuck. Contents include: store-bought nostalgia, amateur beatboxing, and a goodbye. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSnuW2PMAMkq0cJ_0rQc8YkyxzuDSuZHp_hjonwjyvckEEAYWdqDWaxv17UWn6HAchIeV3jGQDiVue7/pub

Episode 31: Act 5 [REDACTED] 1

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2516-2578 of Homestuck. Contents include: revenge served warm, incomprehensible ambiguity, and a boy rant. God help you. (If you doubt our cold open... Yes, it's a real post that really happened.) Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSlW42izRNmQotRs1IGL8dGUUl4SBGzkwwZdM9fuop0AsnZlxgiIAvZBW_zrgB3inmBLdOTkZ8k-hmM/pub

Episode 30: Son 2: The Squeakquel

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2422-2516 of Homestuck. Contents include: cold-blooded murder, cosplay corner, and anime misdemeanors. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRBTIwcEfR-_rzG9L1DPvjHAN9WaJou3ZHWNRFYlEozuWA5mNKcBhuD6gEPcIDufdFwrZQn_O1lm7cZ/pub

Episode 29: The Bastard Boys

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2365-2422 of Homestuck. Contents include: sexting tips, gnipples, and a series of confessions. God help you. CW for nonexplicit discussion of depiction of sexual assault in the first half of the episode. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTsQ7NmxS1DD1o0DI6Y8b217W8ng9o_36BzRxgU3TV32tOivApQur9cxeF8D1BPpOtAc5027uoFy76E/pub

Episode 28: Vriska Did A Crime

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2323-2365 of Homestuck. Contents include: moirail resistance, unexpected marketing, and hieroglyph trolls. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTbGdAAZkHaOkqQpPGKSzFj0r01Tgh577geCJqa4_2UNCJrnREH1iZTVfkz9iHkoplNIBGNa2fhv4wX/pub

Episode 27: Beq Is A Lusus

A Homestuck fancast in the year of our lord 2018. Enjoy your stay, and remember: Vriska did nothing wrong.

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