Though there's really no such thing as time, this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, when Jud took the time to sit down with a prostitute and hear her side of the story. Largely unlistenable, as most things in life are, this episode serves as a reminder that one must exercise extreme caution when booking guests. "Jump" by Stevie Stone used with permission. This episode is proudly sponsored by AdamEve.com. Use promo code LOSTINLA to save big. Thanks: mom, Stevie Stone, AdamEve.com, Erica Bystrom Recorded in the City of Assholes on 09.10.19 “Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.” -Bill Hicks, RIP www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

Lost in LA Podcast with Jud Travis

#78: Good Thing It's Cloudy Cause This Should Never See The Light of Day (09.27.19)

-Tekashi 6ix9ine isn't the only rat destroying society. -Aaron Carter, the man behind the hardcore gangsta rap cult classic, "Aaron's Party (Come Get It)," suffers a mental breakdown. -A bunch of morons are traveling to Area 51. "Public Apology" by Attila, from the album Chaos, used with permission. This podcast is officially sponsored by adameve.com. Use promo code LOSTINLA to save on all orders. Special Thanks: mom, Kalan Blehm, Attila, Erica Bystrom, Vargus Mason Recorded in the City of Assholes on 09.20.19. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

#77: Rats/Aaron Carter/Area 51 (09.20.19)

I never wanted to be a model. In fact, I've always despised models. Not only because my self-esteem is too low to invite them to a night of illicit debauchery; it's just not my thing. But today I was offered the chance to become a male model. It didn't go well. "Taste of Regret" by Of Mice & Men from the upcoming album, Earthandsky, used with permission. Buy or stream the album on 09/27. Use promo code LOSTINLA on Adam & Eve to get a bunch of free shit and free shipping. As always, thank you to my listeners. Special Thanks: Aaron Pauley, Of Mice & Men, mom, Erica Bystrom, Adam & Eve www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Now, get off your ass and go do something out of the ordinary.

#76: My Modeling Career is Off to a Rough Start (09.13.19)

This is the last known audio recording of Jud before his mom selfishly drives the two of them off a bridge. "Chin Up" by DJ Paul used with permission. Special Thanks: mom, DJ Paul, Dove at DJ Paul Management, Erica Bystrom Recorded 07.09.19 while driving to the airport in Albuquerque, NM. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

#75: Mom Drives Son Off Bridge To Improve Both Of Their Lives (07.30.19)

A substitute teacher in Dallas was arrested for filming a porno in her classroom. That's cool. "Sike" by Lil Wyte from the album, Still Doubted?, used with permission. Get it wherever you moronic ass clowns listen to music. Use offer code LOSTINLA on www.adameve.com right now to get 50% off almost any item and receive 3 free porno DVD's and free shipping. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Lil Wyte, Erica Bystrom, Adam & Eve

#74: The Substitute for Sex (06.26.19)

John Bolton looks like a pedophile. The Matrix is real. Porn is getting old. "Whisper" by Parabelle from the album, Your Starry Eyes Will Never Make Us Even, used with permission. Recorded in The City of Asssholes on 06.17.19. Adam and Eve promo code: LOSTINLA. www.adameve.com Special Thanks: mom, Parabelle, Vargus Mason, Erica Bystrom, Gabe www.twitter.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy www.instagram.com/judtravis Your starry eyes will never make us even.

#73: Iran So Far Away (06.18.19)

There are some people in this godforsaken world who have no place being a guest on a podcast. One of them is Jud's guest on this episode. I recommend popping even more pills and booze and hardcore intravenous drugs than usual to get thru this crappy episode. "Hundid Thou Wow (feat. Billy Wes & La Chat)" by Da Mafia 6ix used with permission by DJ Paul. Use promo code LOSTINLA on adameve.com to save big! Special Thanks: mom, Dove at DJ Paul management, DJ Paul www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy

#72: Flashback Friday From Hell- Guest Ruins Episode (06.14.19)

Jud gets on the mic late at night to talk about performing for recovering alcoholics and an ex-Bolivian lover and some corporations that need to burn in hell. "Hollywood Nights" by DJ Paul used with permission. See Jud at The Comedy Store this Friday at 7:00 pm in the Original Room. Use promo code LOSTINLA on adameve.com to receive 50% off an item and get 10 free gifts and 6 free porno movies. Special Thanks: Dove at DJ Paul management, DJ Paul, Chris Porter, mom, Erica Bystrom, Vargus Mason

#71: Nothing Good Happens After Midnight, Here's An Example

The individual that pushed Jud into this cruel, miserable world stops by the studio to discuss how rude people in the City of Assholes are and provide her thoughts concerning witnessing Soulja Boy perform “Superman That Hoe.” “Say That Then (feat. Glasses Malone)“ by Problem used with permission. Listen to him wherever you donkey dicked douche daddies stream or buy music. www.instagram.com/problem354 www.twitter.com/problem354 This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter Jud’s exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off almost any item plus 3 free porno DVD’s and a special gift. Free shipping. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple or iTunes and please leave a 5 star review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Subscribe to this podcast on SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/lostinlapodcast Inquiries, bookings, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw, real and uncensored comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations- judtravis@gmail.com. FOLLOW JUD BITCH: www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Recorded in The City of Assholes on 03.16.19 and 03.19.19. Special Thanks: mom, Problem, AdamAndEve.com, Erica Bystrom, Evan Spiech, Gabe Rocha

#70: Interview with a Mom (feat. Mom) [03.20.19]

Topics: college admission scandal, Michael Jackson, trying to buy a monkey “Champion" by Falling In Reverse used with permission. Listen to them wherever you horse cocked hillbillies listen to music. www.facebook.com/fallinginreverseoffical www.instagram.com/fallinginreverse www.twitter.com/FIRofficial www.fallinginreverse.com This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off almost any item plus 3 free porno DVD’s and a special gift. Free shipping. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple or iTunes and please leave a 5 star review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Subscribe to this podcast on SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/lostinlapodcast Inquiries, bookings, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw, real and uncensored comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations- judtravis@gmail.com. FOLLOW ME BITCH- www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Recorded in The City of Assholes on 03.13.19. Special Thanks: mom, Ronnie Radke, Falling In Reverse, Vargus Mason, AdamAndEve.com, Erica Bystrom, Evan Spiech, Gabe Rocha Whoa! I rise above it all and I'm not coming down Whoa! Because a champion is what they call me now And I'm not backing down (hey hey hey) I will stand my ground (hey hey hey) Whoa! Because a champion is what they call me Because a champion is what they call me now

#69: I Just Wanna Buy a Monkey (03.13.19)

Topics: R. Kelly/Michael Jackson/political correctness/millennials/George Carlin, RIP “Blackout" by Attila used with permission. Listen to their new album, Villain, wherever you donkey dicked douches listen to music. www.facebook.com/attilaga www.instagram.com/attila_ga www.twitter.com/attilaga www.attilaband.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHbF0UI2-s0 This podcast is sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off almost any item plus 3 free porno DVD’s plus a special gift. Free shipping. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple or iTunes and please leave a 5 star review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Subscribe to this podcast on SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/lostinlapodcast Inquiries, bookings, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw and real and uncensored comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations- judtravis@gmail.com. FOLLOW ME BITCH- www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Recorded in The City of Assholes on 03.06.19. Special Thanks: mom, Kalan Blehm, Attila, AdamAndEve.com, Erica Bystrom, Evan Spiech, Gabe Rocha RIP George Carlin

#68: I Believe I Can Lie (03.06.19)

Topics discussed this week include: gas station porn, The Oscars, orange La Croix, medical marijuana, suicide, and being jacked off by Asian women. “The Void" by Silent Season used with permission. Listen to their new EP, The War Within, wherever you ignorant ass clowns listen to music. www.facebook.com/silentseasonmusic www.instagram.com/silentseason www.twitter.com/silentseason www.silentseasonmusic.com This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off an item plus 3 free porno DVD’s plus a special gift. Free shipping. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple or iTunes and please leave a 5 star review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Subscribe to this podcast on SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/lostinlapodcast Inquiries, bookings, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw and real and uncensored comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations- judtravis@gmail.com. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Silent Season, AdamAndEve.com, Erica Bystrom, Evan Spiech, Gabe Rocha, Vargus Mason RIP Brody Stevens

#67: Kraft Jack & Please (02.27.19)

Happy Valentine’s Day! May I interest you in a dildo? "Wassup" by Jelly Roll and Lil Wyte used with permission. Listen to their albums, No Filter and No Filter 2, wherever you ass clowns listen to music. www.facebook.com/therealjellyroll www.instagram.com/jellyroll615 www.twitter.com/jellyroll615 www.facebook.com/lilwyteoffical www.instagram.com/lilwyte www.twitter.com/lil_wyte_ This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off one item plus 10 FREE Items. Offer good thru February 15th. Free shipping. See Jud perform at The Comedy Store on Friday, February 15th and 22nd. 7:00. Original Room. Tix for February 22nd Comedy Store show: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-best-of-deez-nutz-live-at-the-world-famous-comedy-store-original-room-tickets-53880894205 Subscribe to this podcast on Apple or iTunes and please leave a 5 star review: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Subscribe to this podcast on SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/lostinlapodcast Inquiries, bookings, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw and real and uncensored comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations at: judtravis@gmail.com. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Jelly Roll, Lil Wyte, Vargus Mason, AdamAndEve.com, Erica Bystrom, Evan Spiech, Gabe Rocha Recorded in The City of Assholes on 2.12.19.

#66: Valentine's Day 2K19: The Dildo Salesman (02.12.19)

What a shitty Super Bowl. Where do you even start? "Sometimes You're the Hammer, Sometimes You're the Nail" by A Day to Remember used with permission. Listen to them wherever you hoes listen to music. www.facebook.com/adtr www.instagram.com/adtr www.twitter.com/adtr www.youtube.com/user/ADayToRemember www.site.adtr.com This podcast is officially sponsored by www.AdamAndEve.com. Enter my exclusive code at checkout, LOSTINLA, to get 50% off one item plus 10 FREE Items. Offer good thru February 14th. See Jud perform at The Comedy Store on Friday, February 22. 7:00. Original Room. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Inquiries, bookings, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations to: judtravis@gmail.com. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Alex Shelnutt, AdamAndEve.com, Erica Bystrom, Evan Spiech Cast your stones Cast your judgement You don't make me who I am

#65: Stupid Bowl (02.04.19)

Are you ready for some football? You're not? Well that's too bad you damned dirty donkey dicked douche dazzler. "My Revenge" by Bury Tomorrow used with permission. Listen wherever you ass hats listen to music. www.facebook.com/burytomorrow www.instagram.com/burytomorrow www.twitter.com/burytomorrow www.bury-tomorrow.com See Jud perform at The Comedy Store on Friday, February 22. 7:00. Original Room. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/lost-in-la-podcast-with-jud-travis/id1134139678?mt=2 Inquiries, sponsorships, news articles you want Jud to discuss, etc.- judtravis@gmail.com. Support raw comedy. This podcast kindly accepts PayPal donations to judtravis@gmail.com. www.twitter.com/judtravis www.instagram.com/judtravis www.facebook.com/judtraviscomedy Special Thanks: mom, Bury Tomorrow, Daniel Winter-Bates Dedicated to Grandma. RIP. In waves, we were born into the reckoning In death, you will hear it when the tide sings Red sails, set until the very end Blood stains, this is my revenge

#64: Super Bowl Preview (01.31.19)

He's irritated. He's miserable. He's lost. And he wants you to come along for the ride. Join stand-up comic Jud Travis every week on his journey to achieve success in one of the most screwed up cities in the world. Available on all sites and apps that play podcasts, including iTunes. Sponsored by AdamAndEve.com.

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