Today marks the glorious return of Wolverine Quote of the Week, and Nick is subjected to yet another round of Sam's Torture Trivia. Who knew milk could be so manly? 

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Holo-WHOZIT?!

Another round of Planet X! Sam uncovers some valuable info on the nature of this crossover too late, and Nick plays a game of "Guess that Crossover" before enlightening us on the the metaphorical meaning of Charles Dickens' work. Let's just say that it's a lot stinkier than you might imagine.

Better than DICKENS?!!

Boy oh boy, it's been a long time since our last episode, hasn't it? Well we're back, and we're going through Planet X, an unbelievable crossover of the X-Men and Star Trek: The Next Generation! How is that possible? Where did this idea come from? Who even ARE the X-Men, anyway? All the answers are more disappointing than you think...

New Book, Canuckleheads!

WE ARE BACK! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!   Nick and Sam ring in a new episode by playing a few games, goofing off about Shazam, and sifting through the MOUNTAINS of sexual harassment that occurs throughout the episode. Mr. Blish, as they say, has done it again. 

THE ÜBER-MALE - "Who Mourns For Adonais?"

Nick and Sam cook up some Taco Bell goodies and settle in for this episode based on the classic two-parter...and it's actually good?! They play a new edition of "Which Blish is Which?" and meld minds with a clear pancake of a creature, who also hungers for the Bell! Then it all devolves into them just singing the theme over and over again.

SPICY MONSTERS - "Operation: Annihilate!"

Zapped Em! - "The City on the Edge of Forever"

Sorry for such a long delay! On this episode, Nick and Sam discuss "Errand of Mercy," another Deus Ex Machina-filled episode with the first appearance of Klingons! Remember the first incarnation of Klingons? Yeah, not good. 

Dropping A*id With Grandma - "Errand of Mercy"

Today's episode is brought to you by Sleep! Sleep is very important, in fact, you literally cannot survive without it! Did you know that nine out of ten people say that they are extremely satisfied with sleep? It's a scientific fact! So what are you waiting for? Get your Sleep today! Nick and Sam also play a game of Which Blish is Which and read through the most intense story about wall to wall carpeting ever written.

That 60's Classic RANGO - "Devil in the Dark"

This episode begins with straight up dunking on a game that failed a decade ago and gets EVEN BETTER. Nick and Sam do a Southern-off, a deep dive on another beloved Blish-Trek character, and discuss how racist Captain Kirk is allowed to be with the excuse of "helping people." Guys, P.T.SPORE.D is a real disease, remember that.

F. SPORE Fitzgerald - "This Side Of Paradise"

My god, those abs... Today, Nick and Sam discuss the magnum opus of of Blishian male descriptions, "Space Seed". They discuss grunge, jacked dudes, and AOL before pivoting to a historical disparity within the Star Trek cannon.

GRUNGE KHAN - "Space Seed"

Aye, Captain, it's that time again! On this episode, Nick gives us an in-depth review of his recent purchase, and we break down the episode, "Return of the Archons." Kirk strips, Women are ogled at, and Dr. McCoy is put in a brain mushing situation...

Kirk's Standup Routine - "Return Of The Archons"

To make up for our lack of October content, we take on a super special DOUBLE EPISODE. We cover "Court Martial" and "Tomorrow is Yesterday." Nick plays another special game of "James Blish or Sexy Fanfiction" and Sam tries to figure out just how old that star is. Really old? Old Old? Who can say?

A Super Special Double Feature Episode!

Sorry for such a long delay, Sam was being lazy. Anyway, on this episode, Nick mixes up Frasier and Kramer, Sam makes a weird ass voice, and they both struggle to picture a Gorn that doesn't look like a mascot for your high school football team.

GORN HOTTIE - "Arena"

Whoa! Today on Lost In Memory Alpha, Sam and Nick issue some corrections and talk about the making of these stories. Then, they get to the story, which involve everyone being jerks to everyone else.

FINDING BIGFOOT - "The Galileo Seven"

This episode begins with a correction, then dives headfirst into marriage, churches, and other things Captain Kirk is a pro at. Also, Spock is from Vulcan, but NOT THAT Vulcan, THE OTHER Vulcan. Got it? Okay. Are you sure?

Non-Denominational Bigots - "Balance Of Terror"

Nick and Sam have found themselves placed smack dab in the middle of Memory Alpha, the Federation's planet-sized library. Armed with their wits, a Star Trek encyclopedia, and their sense of humor, they must work through the stacks, one Star Trek novel at a time...

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Lost in Memory Alpha!

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