Would ya look at that - the family is back in time for the holidays. How sweet! I mean, spicy! Right, cause today we’re reading more of the NHBS Forum to share in those remedial short story spooks people all around the world have been submitting for years. It’s interesting stuff, but you know, it’s not TOO interesting. It ain’t hot - after all. It’s just spicy. Dig in. Dead cat(23:35)Clown shoe(33:59)Muppets(44:02)Kiran(52:38)Aqwerdsilence(59:31)Ceramicpig(1:05:17)Inexistant Class Trip(1:11:48)The Grey Man of Ben Macdui(1:16:48)The Second Floor of Doom(1:23:46)A Sleepy Budgie(1:27:32)Catsformissiles(1:29:32)Doodles McIdiot(1:31:40)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

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Episode One Hundred Ninety: Not Hot But Spicy, Bb Vol. 5

It’s been too long since we’ve seen the Doctor and it shows. I need a check-up, Doc, I got a problem. Well, you see. I might be insane. MIGHT be. I’m not sure. You see, there’s this horse-thing going around snatching people up and dragging them down into the sewers like Pennywise. What? No, I’m not currently taking any medication. You want to recommend me some? I’m all for it! The Molendinar Burn(10:11)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”1:04:04

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Nine: Lit and Let Burn

Harold had always wanted to do an episode with Strawberry Shortcake. So, why not, I’ve always said. What’s the worst that can happen? Well, next time i’ll ask Ted Danson and Long Ball Larry. And Beverly. Because they knew what I was in for today more than those two assholes. I tried! I really did! Alvin Schwartz deserves the respect and honor of many. But.. but.. well, you’ll see- er- hear? I guess. God, have mercy on these episodes.MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(16:50)Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones(58:21)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Eight: Feel the Schwartz Part Four

How come every time Mark Rooster and I are together we almost never read stories anymore? Oh yeah, it’s because we get too high and start talking about movies and next thing you know — the episode is over. Well, I hope you like a more relaxed episode because it’s nothing serious with me, Mark Rooster, and Alley Cat(Surprise Appearance!), because today we are talking MOVIES. This is the most movies we’ve ever talked about. That’s why we do it LIGHTNING ROUND style! Kinda. Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Seven: Lightning Round Movie Review

Woah, where are we? There is… nothing here. I mean, this place is just EMPTY. Wait, I think I see someone. Is that… it is! Ramses Vanderslice? What is this place? The Void, you say. What is it you do here? Nothing. Huh. Well, I happen to have some shitty stories here, would you wanna do a little storytelling? I guess you’re right, other than to stare into the nothingness, there isn’t much going on. Let’s get into it! Jessie Mack(12:04)Mr. Smile(34:29)Mr. Grabs(54:02)Betsy the Doll(1:13:45)Heather’s Phases(1:28:41)Allison’s Loss(1:46:57)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwFollow us on Facebook and join in the discussion:https://www.facebook.com/LPCaptainDeathCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Six: Guess Who?

Did you assume my digital brother from another mother would be back so soon? He glitched into my existence and hasn’t stopped FUCKIN with my shit since. SO he’s back with a vengeance! I GOT A PC, and we talk about the prospects therein, but we also talk about the future of Lotsa Pasta. The ocean is vast and we are many. Then comes Glitch Blob’s Creepypasta origins following the arrows wherever they may lead. Down the rabbit hole we go, where we come out, nobody knows. Follow the Arrows(36:19)The Sealed Building(1:29:44)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Five: Candy & Chicanery

I shot the Sheriff, but I’m getting high with the Deputy. The DewDrop is back and this time we’re getting SCARY and by SCARY I mean, at a 4th Grade Reading Level. Alvin Schwartz’s collection of urban legends and spooky tales is coming back for a revenge. We’re on book 2 folks, this is gonna be an unabridged reading of:MORE Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark(27:57)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Four: Feel the Schwartz Part Three

Look at who’s back! I chased him down, I found him, and I dragged him back into the world of the living - with his permission, of course. It’s GESTALT back for another spooky episode where we read YET ANOTHER story about someone dealing with a Poltergeist that is just WAY TOO ACTIVE for its own good. What do you even do in those situations? I don’t know! This episode is probably the closest representation of that ignorance.Why does Gestalt always get these episodes? Maybe it’s fate. Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybeline.Channel 543(38:27)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Three: Long Time, No TV

This is our last newbie of the 100 class; DSL Daisy is here to bring us home to our final episodes before the big 2-0h-0h. I love being able to introduce another woman on the show, specifically someone I know would be a good fit for LP, and Daisy is no exception. We bring her in with a little fanfare and pageantry before diving into a wonderful story, so be sure to keep an eye on Daisy’s episodes on the show in the future. She’s sure to be back for more!My Brother Died When I Was a Child. He Kept Talking. I Think People should Know What He Said(44:14)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-Two: Damnation Proclamation

Look, fat, look. You made it through part one and you have no reason to NOT listen to part two. Unless of course you do, more power to you. And by that I mean, more power to US. This is part two of the Florida Fiasco with the Big Boyz. You heard it here second, folks, we’re back telling more stupid inclusive jokes and reminiscing the good times before reading MORE stories about spooky Disney shit. Is it scary? I don’t know! That’s subjective. Just like Tom Hardy’s performance as Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis. The Time I Broke into Disney(33:23)Not All Creatures at Disney World are Animatronic(1:05:59)I was an Under-Cover Security Officer at Walt Disney World; I Found Their Darkest Secret(1:25:46)I Work at Disney; Stay Away from the Haunted Mansion(1:52:25)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty-One: Big Boyz Make Big Noize Part Two

Live with a Hispanic Neighboring Room Audience, from Orlando, Florida, LOOOOoooootsaaaaa PASTAaaaaa! And here comes our host, Captain Death!Hey, Everyone! Thank you so much for joining us tonight. I’m very excited to be here with my boys in Florida, being fat and riding rides and being too fat TO ride rides - *cue laugh track.*We’ve certainly been keeping ourselves busy, and by that I mean, EATING - heyyooo.We’re gonna tell some jokes, tell some stories, read some stories, and it’ll all remind you of Tom Hardy when he played Shinzon in Star Trek Nemesis. River Country Film(49:52)The Costume(1:09:57)Why I’ll Never Work Security at Disney World Again(1:28:49)The Disneyland Suicide Pact(1:46:38)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Eighty: Big Boyz Make Big Noize Part One

***RIP Headphones users***The supreme leader of sitting is back. The liege or leisure. The host of heineys. It is the Sofa King. He joins me today for a smattering of strange. A charcuterie of creeps. Hor d’oeuvres of horror. It’s Lotsa Pasta. We’re doing a classic episode where we hop around the three spaghettis of spooks: Creepypasta, Reddit NoSleep, and Unsettling Stories. I hope you’re ready for all this weird shit. Cause we’re gonna go off in many directions to the point where nothing matters anymore. Have fun!The Cat(19:19)A Strange Village(56:22)All the Swans are Gone(1:10:19)Somethings are Better Left Unsaid(1:24:47)A Gifted Chef(1:39:He Went Ahead(1:55:Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Seventy-Nine: Couch Charcuterie

Look who it is! He’s not dead yet! Scutch MacGee is back to help me dive into one of Creepypasta’s more eccentric model boys: Laughing Jack. I had only seen pictures of Laughing Jack previous to today’s story and I had never known where he came from but here he is to spice up the night with Scutch and I. There are three things I’d like to confirm: One. Scutch still thinks he’s an old man. Two. He is scared more than ever that someone(his kids) are gonna kill him. Three. He hopes to god his kids stop talking to voices he can’t hear. My Son’s “Imaginary” Friend(40:53)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Seventy-Eight: Last Laugh with Jack

What’s that in your eye, WhereAmI? Is that a tear? Or is that bacon grease? Let’s find out! Today on Lotsa Pasta we’re reading a story about control, about consumption, about corruption, and about counselors from hell. What better motivator to lose some weight than torture and post traumatic stress disorder? Who knew?! Jenny Craig? I think not. Don’t feel too bad about yourselves, dear listeners, we love you just the way you are: One heaping serving of Pasta after the other. Join WhereAmI? And I on our journey to the adolescent unfortunate underbelly of all dieting techniques ever witnessed. Maybe we’ll gain something. Er-Lose something? Fat Camp(16:47)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Seventy-Seven: Feelin' Full at Fat Camp

We’re back for the conclusion of the thrilling Doppel-Gangbang. I mean, no actual gangbanging has happened yet, but Cannibal Siren thinks we may be in for some good shit. Some Doppel-Snatch, indeed. I mean, I think it’s going to be good shit either way, mostly because I’ve read it already and I want you to enjoy this story and I’m writing it after the fact. It’s good! Don’t worry! But is there monster-fucking? I’ll let you figure that out for yourselves. We meet back up with our boys, headed to the OP’s Mom’s house. Our gay protags have found themselves in a bit of a pickle. Not a gay pickle, mind you, but like a supernatural pickle. It’s more like a stalking, freaky, looks like my husband-pickle.And I’m eating it up - no homo. That wasn’t my Husband who Slept Next to Me Last Night(24:33)Check out our episodes on Youtube!www.youtube.com/channel/UCxoqIN-fkfdlmGEjWujypxwCheck out our merch at: https://www.redbubble.com/people/elcapitanmuerte/portfolioFeaturing wonderful ambient music from our fam in Sweden: CryoChamber, givin' us all the ooky-spooky tunage. Follow: @cryo-chamberThank you!"Spooky Skeletons REMIX," and “MC Chris is dead“ are not my songs. Credit and All rights are reserved by the owners.”

Episode One Hundred Seventy-Six: The DoppelSnatch Part Two

Welcome to Lotsa Pasta! This is the Podcast led by your Host -Captain Death- where we read scary stories from sources like Reddit/NoSleep, CreepyPasta, TrollPasta, Unsettling Stories, Stories to Read Alone at Night, and MANY MANY more with different guests almost EVERY WEEK! Join us for some casual spoopy spoopo conversation about Horror Films/Shows/Books/Games/etc and then sit down, spark it up, and get ready for some stories around the campfire with me and all my friends. FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK, SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE/ SOUNDCLOUD/MIXCLOUD/ PODCASTS.COM/STITCHER/ ITUNES/BLUBRRY/ LAST.FM/GOOGLE PLAY TODAY

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