Me and Jordan get left mid show by Lucas so that he can go explore himself like a 8 year old boy. He sure came back chipper as all get out. Anyways, from Arabian Hotpockets to Trump throwing the first pitch- This episode includes a lot of topics. Listen to the end to see Jordan get triggered, It is BEAUTIFUL!

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Season 2 Episode 6- Where's Lucas? Part XXXIII

We felt inclined to complain about kneeling in baseball and NASCAR. We also respond to a Facebook interaction the show had in regards to Joe Biden and his "science and politics" comment. Things get fairly heated between Jordan and Brandon about the "Deep State", however they come to a resolution. Oh... we would like to add Colin Kaepernick started kneeling for attention and publicity. It has worked out pretty well for him.

Season 2 Episode 5- Kneel to the BLM crown

In this episode we take a hard 180 turn. We discuss a little bit of what is going on but really just celebrate the new chapter in life with our good buddy Ryan by sharing stories, anecdotes and jokes. This episode marks the return of "Godfather Garrett". It also features our aforementioned friend Ryan for the very first time, a pure natural on the show. Did we mention Gonorrhea sucks?!

Season 2 Episode 4 - When you get clapped, you clap back.

We would like to apologize for not putting out any content for a week. We would also like to thank you for sticking that long and difficult week out with us. Mandatory Masks? No thank you! Beautiful Women? Yes Please! This is yet another edition of Covid-19 and racism. By the way, did you hear that Lucas and Brandon were victims of a hate crime?

Season 2 Episode 3- "We're back in the saddle again!"

Happy Fourth of July everyone and Happy Birthday America! In this spontaneous addition to the show we discuss how America has always been great! Do not listen to the insane left, they continue to justify tearing down monument in order to lose appreciation for this country; and the progress we have always continued to make for Americas citizens. Oh, we would also like to add that Ghislaine Maxwell has been arrested and is reportedly under 'Suicide Watch'... let us see this unfold.

Season 2 Episode 2- Let the big balls of FREEDOM swing!

In this episode we tackle abortion, how ineffective masks are to COVID-19, sensitivity, Philippine news and copious amounts of meth smuggled in New Zealand! Easton makes his third appearance on the show.

Season 2 Episode 1- Quit being so sensitive

Betting on Biden, MKUltra, Communism, Mandatory Masks. This one happens to be more somber than what we have done lately. However, this episode marks the debut to our official podcast intro which we are very excited about.

Season 1 Episode 25

Godfather Garrett is back! There is a whole lot going on and you may learn that we are not fans of Lebron James. This episode is the template for "offensive and unfiltered". We bash countless celebrities and politicians as that is what we love to do. Stay Patriotic and Stay Offensive!

Episode 24

MLB is BACK, China is in for a rude awakening from India, and a little bit of naughty talk. This episode is filled to the anus in regards to topics. Oh, and my buddy Easton is back so we gave him a warm welcome.

Episode 23

Trump 2020! Lucas and Brandon took a trip to Tulsa for the Trump rally while Jordan had to stay behind and be a "responsible adult". They discuss the rally and the aftermath. Somehow along the way the end up sharing their worst stories of I.B.S.

Episode 22

Introducing Godfather Garrett! We have a special guest on today and we were wondering why women think armpit hair makes them sexy? Garrett shares some very interesting stories from his childhood and young adulthood. We are controversial as ever in this one so listener BEWARE! Oh, and is Ginsberg dead? Ne Obliviscarus!

Episode 21

Anecdotes and Jordan on the deep state and Mike Pence is Deep State?! Today we talk about a lot about current events and stories of Brandon's past. Have you ever found your best friends wife's tampon in your sheets? Brandon has!!!

Episode 20

Blazing Saddles is too offensive for today's cultural climate, which is a shame because it is a CLASSIC! Dave Chappelle's new "special" '8:46'. Why did NRA not defend Philandro Castille? We also talk food with Jordan the Chef!

Episode 19

We step away from our normal format to sit down and just shoot the sh*t. How would America be if we divided Republicans and Democrats into two separate countries? What is the better choice a 3000 dollar bass boat or three awesome kayaks? And have you ever had a woman fart on your balls?

Episode 18

Today I have my a good friend of mine on the show to fill in for Jordan. We talk about the school system, Time shares and a few strip club anecdotes.

Episode 17

This show is about lowering standards and expectations. When you do that you will find that your success rate increases dramatically.

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