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Train of Thought

The boys came through with a brisk episode this week due to time constraints. Following the intro, Luke discusses his unhinged moments from the last couple months that includes racist white women and severe road rage. We then bounce into music talk with Drake&apos;s whack ass marketing skills and the ultimate genius display that Kanye put on with his newest album; We also discuss the kid from Nirvana&apos;s "Nevermind" album cover suing the band for child pornography. Kozy explains his medically induced panic attack following last week&apos;s episode lmao. We then discuss how much we loved the new thriller movie, "Candyman". I&apos;m bad at writing this shit out gd. We bust a nut into some sports talk that involved Bishop Sycamore high school, and we end everything with a very simple stoner thought. Enjoy the episode! #LukeSquared

Short Bus Shawty

Lemme give you a quick run down of most of the topics we discuss in this episode: Atlas dropped an album, Vitamin B12 and meditation is kick ass, the new Suicide Squad was absolutely banana land, screw anyone who says we&apos;re not 90&apos;s babies, and tangent after tangent after tangent. We might be a little under the influence during this episode so you know it&apos;s a hit, no pun intended. Luke does the crate challenge off a dumb amount of Kratom, and we catch up with out boy Muhammad in Afghanistan. Enjoy the episode! #LukeSquared

Kratom Crate Challenge

The boys come in with some heat on this episode after a small hiatus. Tons of ad reads, and the introduction of a new segment called, "In the Field" where we interview local vendors at the Niagara County Fair. An absolute monstrosity of an episode, so enjoy us spew nonsense into the mics. #LukeSquared

9/11 County Fair

Got a SUPER boring solo episode for you this week with Kozy on a vacation. We get a new ad read for the new Chevy Jizz Tank, and discuss the NBA championship series thus far. Also bring up a Marilyn Manson looking mf that scared me half to death. Following the intro, I have some stoner thoughts revolved around the point in my life where I had main character syndrome, and how hard it is to make it in this world from a creative standpoint. I wrap things up with a long discussion about my mental health following an incredibly overwhelming/stressful week. I hope to bring light to some individuals to understand that they are not alone. Trigger Warning: I discuss the mind of a depressed individual, which always includes some form of suicidal thought. I hope you are all doing well, enjoy! #LukeSquared

Cathartic Chaos

The boys take some CBD rips before the podcast and it might as well have been quaaludes because we were both slow as hell for the whole episode. After a semen retention ad, we issue an apology to CBD smokers, and then explain Kozy&apos;s panic attack that was induced by the pod beef. We recap our fourth of July festivities, and then Kozy feeds Luke the world&apos;s hottest popcorn (no cap, but maybe a cap idk. shit was hot), and he then tries to give a movie review while drooling and slugging milk. Following the intro, we here from Jeremy Renner and Ben Affleck as they plan to open Gordie Harper&apos;s 2. We then have an iconic stoner thoughts segment that includes a natural high school type hierarchy as a default in a no class system, middle school/high school friendships being elite, and much more. This podcast is filled with gut busting and nut busting humor. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

CBD: Chronic Beta Disease

We do an ad read for the Wheelchair association of the USA, and then hop right into the beef with foul hour. Kozy gets cold feet, we realize we&apos;re too nice to roast anyone, and just end up complimenting our friends over at foul hour, so give them a listen ;) We discuss Kyle Massey being the newest Pedo alert, a failed local coffee business, and Luke&apos;s observations while attending a southern rock concert. We recorded so long ago dude I forgot what the entire episode was about. Following the intro, Kozy has a tale to tell about a crazy night out, and we dig back into our roots with a baby stoner thoughts segment. A very funny episode, give the boys a listen and enjoy! #LukeSquared

We Try Jock Strap Soup?!

Your eyes don&apos;t deceive you; We are back and worse than we were before :). We haven&apos;t been up too much, but you&apos;ll get a brief update of our lives. You&apos;ll be happy to know that we haven&apos;t done shit to improve the pod, so sorry if you believed that false promise. In the intro, we test out some new segments called &apos;Down Bad&apos; which surrounds the life of Drake Bell, &apos;Impostor Alert&apos; where we expose Conan for not inhaling on national TV, and &apos;Boost Alert&apos; which surrounds the discovery of Dragon Man. Following the intro, we spoil tf out of a Quiet Place 2, discuss the Derek Chauvin prison sentence, and discuss the sports world a bit before wrapping it up. Feels good to be back, man. We do have some crazy stuff coming, be prepared and enjoy! #LukeSquared

Luke Squared is Back: Season Two

As Luke Squared enters a small hiatus from the pod, we decided to give you one more episode before the break. We discuss the death of DMX and how much he meant to everyone before jumping into our weekly recap which includes the pros and cons of playing basketball in our hometown. Before the intro, we give our thoughts on situations in the entertainment world including  Chris Delia&apos;s return, James Charles being a sexual predator, Kong vs. Godzilla, and Bhad Babie&apos;s decision to create an OnlyFans. Following the intro, it only felt right to have a deep, meaningful, and inspirational stoner thoughts segment. This segment includes a stoner thought from a fan about how people change over time, the best advice that you could receive throughout your life, and the feeling of "living in the moment". We wrap everything up by getting in our feels and thanking all of you for your continued support. We&apos;ll be working on a lot of content in the mean time, and we&apos;ll be coming back better than ever after this break! We love you and enjoy! #LukeSquared

Spring Cleaning

Andy Cuomo terminated any bad thing he has done by striking a deal to legalize recreational cannabis last week. We discuss this several times in several different ways throughout the episode. We further breakdown the new Lil Nas X music video, and discuss the legal troubles he encountered with his new shoe release. We then take a trip down memory lane by reminiscing about the OG alpha social media in Myspace, which sparks conversations about the not so nice and short lived social media apps throughout our life. We finish the intro with a weekly recap which includes an epic diaper party, UFC fight night feat. a fat doink, and a friend that got a little too tuned up. Following the intro, we discuss our homecoming/prom school dances and how explicit they were. We then get horny over the idea of joining a union. Then, unfortunately, we had to do some further investigating in the "Elite Vaccine" conspiracy that features Luke running a box truck of mutants off the road and Kozy in an intense bike ride with no pants on. You don&apos;t wanna miss this one, enjoy! #LukeSquared

Back Home Smokin' Legal >:)

Perhaps you didn&apos;t hear, so the opening audio is Chet Hanks dropping some cold hard facts about Summer 2021 being a white boy summer? Idk, but great news for us! I guess we&apos;re gonna blow up now! We riff for a while about our weeks which includes the fantastic update of Kozy getting his med card, and Cuomo getting a deal done for recreational cannabis! We then talk about individuals who absolutely snapped at their profession, which includes the inventors of gummy skittles, the inventor of the ball point pen, red bull, and a few others. We discuss the traumatic meme of the boat getting stuck in the Suez canal, and how the only way to get it out is to send 50 speed boats on a suicide mission to dislodge it. We discuss the eery nature of Lil Nas X&apos;s new music video and his new "Satan" shoes. What is going on in Hollywood? Following the break, we have a fat ol&apos; stoner thoughts segment for old times sake. We answer some fan stoner thoughts about humanity vs. the animal kingdom, and having weird family members. Kozy has a crazy analogy of all of us being like flowers in a lab, and we touch on the human body and the fact that aliens are proven to be real now and how nobody cares? Weird. Great, funny, and intriguing episode; Enjoy! #LukeSquared

White Boy Summer!

Luke Squared is back with a prolific episode. We open the episode with a full Stoner Thoughts segment where Luke 1 openly discusses a scenario where his imagination effected what he was actually seeing. We also talk about the cool, but sad human condition known as Aphantasia (spelling?), and another experience where Luke 1 felt a glitch in the system and possibly shifted realities. We go on tangents and shit and that takes us to the intro. Following the break, Kozy discusses some very vivid and strange dreams he&apos;s been having, which leads into discussions about sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming. A very fun and funny episode, enjoy! #LukeSquared

Sniffing Markers 4ever

The boys are back with another top notch episode that&apos;s sure to wake up the podcast community; we&apos;re coming for you Rogan. The pod opens up with a tribute to 6 dogs before we briefly discuss the weird trends of todays youth. We then discuss the last major UFC card with some major upsets, and talk about our nights while watching it. Luke breaks down his night that was pure comedy with situational humor, and Kozy discusses his night where he watched a tostito chip nearly take someone&apos;s life. We then answer a hypothetical: "What if your head got bigger the smarter you got?". Following the break, we breakdown some youtube we&apos;ve been watching, including the amazing channel "Soft White Underbelly", and interviews with inmates on death row. Then, unfortunately, we had to do some more investigating around our hometown as it appears a local vape shop is infusing vaccines with vape juice :/ Kids are tweaking man, scary stuff. A very funny episode; We hope you enjoy! #LukeSquared

We Take The Elite Vapor Vaccine

The Solo Dolo Luke is back for an episode with 1/2 of Luke Squared. Yes, you read the title correctly. I nearly decapitated myself at work, and although I'm over exaggerating just a touch, it's still a story worth telling. I also nearly pissed myself last week, so chances are you had a better week than me. Congratulations :) All of this gets wrapped into a solid intro, and I discuss Blake Griffin a little before the break. Following the break, I discuss two interesting people I've encountered in my life. One of them being Rumplestiltskin, and the other being a weird Hipster from North Carolina with some strange habits. To wrap the episode up, I go back to the roots of this podcast with a "people that suck" segment. This list includes underground lovers, in your face vegans, gym rats, and the "can I get a hug?" guy. Hope you enjoy the short episode this week! #LukeSquared

Decapitated Myself :)

The boys are back with a banger this week! Couldn&apos;t help but start off on the wrong foot with some talk about Lou Ferrigno playing Boswer in a live action Mario movie, and Sylvester Stallone doing porn. With no notable deaths this week (for once), Luke brings up a little conspiracy theory about the cover numbers and the death toll. Luke then tells a story of a crackhead he encountered last week during a lunch break, which snowballs into a whole segment about crackheads being invincible. We decide to try it on air and it does not disappoint. Kozy is now 6&apos;8" with spikes like a stegosaurus. Am I joking? idk, listen and find out. Kozy then lets out a "boost alert" after two of his movie recommendations didn&apos;t really slap too hard :/ Following the break, we discuss the melodic tones of Tom McDonald (not really; don&apos;t listen to this shit if you don&apos;t want nightmares). We then answer some serious fan questions about life, and then talk about some weird points in our life including the several times Luke was accused of being gay, our odd jobs, and our past relationships. Awesome episode, enjoy! #LukeSquared

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Hyoptheticals, stories, and turning on middle aged mothers.

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