In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people. […]

Madhouse Radio Prank Calls

Spicy Hot Lamby Nipple Chops – 6/14/19

In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to […]

Tuna Panties – 6/7/2019

In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he […]

Honey Labia – 5/31/19

This is our episode from May 24h, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! […]

You Like to Look at Peckers – 5/24/19

This is our episode from May 18th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call Nation! […]

Shit Machine – 5/18/2019

  This is our episode from April 27th, 2019. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) 396-6884 Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call […]

Operation Wolf – 4/27/19

  Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian […]

Kissing Body Your Ass – 4/20/19

Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a Voicemail: (405) […]

You’re Fraud – 4/12/19

The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him. . . Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave Us a […]

Hold Your Tongue – 3/16/2019 Show

Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here […]

Honey Labia – 3/9/2019 Show

Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the Madhouse […]

God Dammit – 2/23/2019 Show

Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect? Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation […]

Toilet Offline – 2/6/19 Show

Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants. Support Madhouse on Patreon! or Make a One Time Donation Here Subscribe to the new Madhouse Subreddit Call and Leave […]

What Do I Do? – 12/15/2019

Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain […]

Mader Tongue – 12/14/2018

Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady […]

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