Davida finally got her vaccine. How do we want to be buried/cremated? Peeing on stingray stings, does that actually work? And the cat that was stuck in our basement.

Married With Chickens

Davida got her first shot, old people, bulk wine purchase, Italians, Jews, and racists at bars

We get the holdup story from Davida herself on this pod as well as the last time she had a gun pulled on her that resulted in a ruptured eardrum. Also, we discuss her stock market losses as well as the racist past of Dr. Suess (not a real doctor). Oh and Piers Morgan is […]

Davida recounts the holdup, ruptured eardrums, stock market losses, racist Dr. Seuss and the Royal Family

The neighbors up the hill are really flexing with their fancy chicken coops. Oh, and Davida had a gun thrust into her face at the local Shell station.

Fancy chicken coops, Davida was mugged, Self selecting jobs, Maid-Rite, How has COVID changed you?

The winds of Santa Ana are blowing again, so there’s fires and my hands are really dry. The neighbor’s dog tried to eat the Amazon delivery driver. Oh, and Dave Chapelle is kind of a whinny brat.

Damn it’s dry, Jeniffer’s fall, Thanksgiving feast, dog attack and Dave Chapelle

We got some more chickens from a prepper in town. We also got her Sanford-and-Son coop. We’re still in self imposed quarantine waiting for Thanksgiving… so close. Also, we debut Jeniffer’s theme song, So turn it up!

Flashing cars, Chicken Updates, Egg Glassing, Preppers, and Jeniffer’s Theme song

I’m working on Jeniffer’s theme song. We’re a little low energy this go but if you listen, you’ll know why. It’s been a rough month.

Coyote Hunting, The Witcher, Dutch Doors, Hunkering Down again, Mary Tyler Moore, and Theme Songs

Well… we lost our beloved Sunny. Turns out the other chickens might be happier because of it. Oh and there’s an election combined with an overall feeling of dread hanging in the air. Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit drinking…

Gold Rings, Sunny is Dead, Politics, Pentecostal Paramedics, and Goop

Rats have been having a field day with our garden. Some have not been so lucky. And casual Midwest racism is alive and used to be taught in school.

Weed Gummies and Coffee are the Suburban Housewife’s Speedball. Oh, and Rat Infestations.

Well, someone made an honest woman of Madeline. That’s a thing people still say right? Anyway, we drove and camped to avoid various potential COVID-19 vectors (aka family members). Some people take this seriously some… not so much.

Madeline gets Married, Devil’s Elbow, Don Williams, and John Cougar Mellencampp has no idea how to eat a hot dog.

Well, the protest here in La Mesa led to some banks being burned down to the ground, Target, Walmart, and a couple local businesses were looted. Meanwhile COVID-19 has given me some odd hairstyles (Jeniffer made me look like Lloyd Christmas).

All Power to the People, La Mesa is Burning, Home Barbershop, Chicken Swings

We’re not a thruple, we’re just quaran-teaming with Davida. Join us as we discuss dozens of exciting things and a couple not-so-exciting.

The Imbecile in Charge, Edibles, Divorce in the Time of COVID-19, and Boxing Helena

COVID-19 has given us depression, despair, and all the other emotions. All of them. But we VOIP with Lilli and talk about thigh high uggs, McSweeney’s, and just how racist Little House on the Prairie really was and how they tried to correct it on the TV show.

We’re Done (not with the pod), Sadistic Cooks, Spying Appliances, and Little House on the Prairie

It’s been a while and COVID-19 has impacted us all. We recount some of the things that caught us off guard this past month or two and try to get to the bottom of Jeniffer’s prepper tendencies. All while trying to save our house.

Anxiety, Productivity, Sad Trombones, Fish & Chips, and misremembered Wilco albums

Davida is giving us her catio and we intend to re-purpose it into another chicken coop. We’re all really hoping for 70’s bush to come back… mainly out of laziness. Who leaves reviews for strip clubs, and what makes a bad one?

Strip club yelp reviews, Is 70’s bush coming back? Super Chicken, Public Enemy and Larry David

It’s much easier to ride a bicycle in Portland Oregon than it is to drive or even park. Some films got some awards I heard. And Jeniffer had a rough childhood.

Portland Parking Sucks, Breaking Horses, Year of Yes, and Captain Planet

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