Would you look at that, we hit the half-century! Another fortnight in lockdown, another sub-par podcast from these two idiots that have no right to comment on the stuff that they do. This time it's more COVID rubbish, modern TV shows, censorship of The Simpsons, Tarantino and more... Don't listen to us.

Marty and Stu Have No Clue

12 September 2020

Well they've squeezed out another turd of a podcast for your listening ...pleasure? If you find pleasure in this then you must be a masochist. We talk about COVID lockdown again, politics, Marty is OBSESSED with Instagram Reels, Stu transitioning into becoming a grandpa and some other pointless drivel that can only be a waste of time. Don't listen to us.

29 August 2020

In the midst of a pandemic, the two idiots Marty and Stu have utilised the wonder that is modern technology to shit out a podcast that is equal parts low effort and low quality. They discuss how annoying the mainstream media is, politicians being supported like they're sports coaches, Stu's ongoing issues with his shower, Marty's twitter ban, Jordan Peterson's current situation, Joe Rogan, the YouTube comments on our videos, and more...

15 August 2020

Episode 47. The two idiots talk about the public's response online and offline to the BLM movement, Stu did a float, movie wankers, Joe Rogan's $100m deal, 2nd wave of COVID and a whole lot more GARBAGE. Why on earth would you want to listen to this?

21 June 2020

Episode 46. The two idiots discuss the concept of racism, popularist responses, how terrible Twitter is, Marty gets stumped when unpacking why he doesn't want children and lots more D grade comedy and conversation. Don't listen to us.

8th June 2020

This time on episode 45 of Marty and Stu Have No Clue, the idiots have a laugh about Trump, The Office, After Life 2, Friendlyjordies and a whole bunch of other ridiculous rubbish. Don't listen.

2nd May 2020

*CORONA VIRUS EDITION* Today we have very special guest Dr. Matt Witkowski join us on this special edition of the podcast! He is currently working in a COVID-19 testing facility in NYC, and has kindly agreed to give us his insights on this whole crazy thing! This is one you actually should listen to.

17 April 2020 *CORONA VIRUS EDITION* (ft. Matt Witkowski)

Episode 43. Heaps of mad shit on this one. Some dumb shit too. Life's all about balance. Don't listen to us.

27 January 2020

Episode 42. Most of this episode is about Star Wars. If you don't give a shit about Star Wars then skip to 55 minutes. Don't listen to us.

21st December 2019

Numero 41-oh. The Irishman, Billie Eilish, the bushfires, Charlie's Angels. Heaps of amazing content. Don't listen.

8 December 2019

Number 40! This is a really good episode. Marty's dog's been getting death threats from his neighbours, we discuss Mindhunter, we went and saw the new Terminator film so we talk about that for ages, how dumb are life coaches, climate change exists yeah? See! How good are these topics. So good. Don't listen to us.

17 November 2019

Episode 39 for you punk ass bitches. This episode contains the two idiots discussing: Stu's stint in hospital getting his gallbladder removed, the Joker movie review, Stu's rating system for movies, responsibilities for giving difficult news, a video game discussion, is Russell Brand actually smart?, tradie etiquette, the horse racing is shit, protesters, Terminator and action films. Don't listen to us.

2nd November 2019

Well, well, well... would you look at that. Episode 38. What a crazy thing. Nah, not really. Just the same old rubbish from these two idiots. They discuss Joker without really being able to discuss it cos Stu hadn't seen it yet. Umm what else... Parenting even though neither of them have children... Stuff like that. What a waste of your time this will be. Don't listen.

12 October 2019

Episode 37. Ok, so this was recorded on Friday night, and we'd both been at work all week, so we know we were even less funny than usual. Stu had a mouthful of pizza half the time too. Jesus Christ, why would you want to listen to this??

20 September 2019

The two imbeciles return with more useless words. This week they go deep on Dave Chappelle's new stand up "Sticks and Stones", Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is discussed, they talk about bad habits, and more. Don't waste 2 hours of your life.

31 August 2019

Two losers trying to make each other laugh in a podcast that nobody should listen to

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