This "week" Cobley and Matt talk about their favourite cuttings. What could that POSSIBLY mean I'm sure you're wondering. Basically, the moral of the story is: BE CAREFUL WITH SCISSORS KIDS. It's all fun and games until Matt loses two fingers and an eye.

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Cuttings

It's SCIENCE TIME! Matt and Cobley perform a series of groundbreaking experiments aimed at advancing our understanding of time, space, the universe and crisps. We also join Cobley on a journey through the stars in our new regular section, "Cobley's Space Rocket". Finally, Matt sets fire to his own hands.

Science

The entire history of television laid bare by TV historians Matt and Cobley! From Countdown to Countdown 2: The Wrath of Whiteley, there's nothing the boys can't discuss in thorough detail. Featuring a special cameo appearance by CBBC puppet Vomit-o the Vole.

Television

Matt has always been a staunch believer in the paranormal, as he reveals to his podcast-friend Cobley in this spoooooky episode. We learn of how Matt wasn't just raised by lemurs, but by GHOST LEMURS. He also once saw a GHOST WITCH, but it might've just been a brush. There's a séance at the end of this week's show which you WON'T BELIEVE.

Parapsychology

This episode of the podcast documents Matt and Cobley's epic and unending life-mission: to find the legendary lost city of Eldorado. In pursuit of this goal, they overcome multiple unfathomable obstacles: the fact it doesn't exist, the fact that it wouldn't matter even if it did, and the fact that they never once mention Eldorado in the podcast. DO THE WOODLAND BOP! Once you start, it's so hard to stop.

Geography

Does "fun" exist? Does anybody know? Matt and Cobley don't but by Jimbles they'll do their damndest to find out. Their investigation begins with them questioning the existence of bouncy castles, castigating clowns and playing the '90s PC-only Nintendo game "Mario's FUNdamentals" at length. It ends with them not playing it anymore.

Health! (I need somebody.) Health! (Not just anybody.) Health! (You know I need someone.) HEALTH! Come to think of it, when I was young (so much younger than today), I was far better at writing podcast blurbs. Let's see now... Matt and Cobley talk about their inevitable deaths through copious glue-sniffing and other reckless self-endangerment. They then both contract a deadly virus and become (respectively) patients zero and, erm, one, in the now-unavoidable plague apocalypse. They also give out fitness tips.

Health

Time for business busy-bees Matt and Cobley talk some serious business like nobody's business. Tune in to this week's episode for some TOP MONEY-MAKING TIPS! Probably.

Business

Life is like a box of bollocks. Here's an episode about it! That's right, Matt and Cobley are back for another series of their difficult-to-explain-or-justify podcast. It's nice that they've got something to do.

Life

We wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast, we wish you a Cobley podcast and a happy Matt (he's the other one in it).

Christmas

Cobley always dreamed of being a relationship guru, while Matt always dreamed of being in a relationship *with* a guru. Consequently much of this week's podcast is spent trying to work out what a "guru" actually is. It's the last episode of the series so I reckon there's a good chance they'll get married at the end. Or one of them will be killed. Or, possibly, nothing will happen at all. LISTEN AND SEE!

Love

In loving memory of Gary Barlow (god rest his soul), Matt and Cobley explore the seedy scandals of the music industry, up to and including the SHOCKING truth behind Byan Ferry's crippling addiction to Curly Wurlys. This entire episode is sung in close harmony with fifteen burly Welsh men.

Pop Music

The podcast boys (that's Matt and Cobley) endure a volley of argument concerning WHO HAS THE BIGGEST HAT. Once resolved, they continue by discussing in great depth the pros and cons of tight leather hotpants (and whether or not all future podcasts should be perfomed in them). It's enlightening!

Fashion

Matt and Cobley (mainly Matt) apologise for there not being a podcast this week...

Apology!

Matt and Cobley accurately predict the plot of the upcoming Hollywood smash "Jurassic Park 4", and discuss the personal life of Academy Award-winning actor Les Dennis. This episode also features EXCLUSIVE behind-the-scenes gossip straight from the set of "Drive-Racing 2: Mean Streets". It's QUITE A RIDE.

Movies

Matt and Cobley talk about things that they don't really know anything about for about 20 minutes. Then there's a sketch at the end to make it ALL WORTH IT! Probably!

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