Mike opens up by defending the show from haters. He also clarifies a mistake from the previous show. The boys then rapidly discuss many important topics include Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, Eminem, Machine Gun Kelly, Weezy, Birdman, Michael Jordan, Kris Kross, squashing the beef, Pee Wee Herman, Space Jam, R. Kelly, Artificial Intelligence, "The Investing Minute with Mike," Swing King, Burt Reynolds, Showgirls, Striptease, sausage recalls, Mexican Jalapeño Peanut Candy M&Ms, Spice Girls, Spice Boy, SPAM, pork, Presidential Alert System, shotguns, clowns, Master Mike, Political Science, "The Law," Clown Arts, It, Yoyo, Topsy, Harpo, Humpty, Bobo, Dodoles, Waffle House, the Eight Clown Commandments, stolen Teslas, and sharks in the dark.

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Clown Arts

The boys have a very special and thrilling morning podcast to kick off the fall of 2018. Topics include riff, raff, ruff, reff, ryuff, booze at Disneyland, stock picks, Cedar Point, Six Flags, Missouri, The Mike Joyce Show, interventions, Ariana Grande, Bishops, Taco Bell, Iggy Azalea, family & daddy reviews on iTunes, Grandpa and Grandpa names, lurking, social media, Dreezy, Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Jason Alexander, Colonel Sanders, Millennials, The Angry Generation, Left Behind, mikeandkris.biz, data breaches, Blockbuster, Pizza Hut, Indiana, Twitter, dieting, America, washing hands, the Pledge of Alliance, retracting jokes, the government, Diet Mountain Dew, funny memos, drug dealers, Oz, Michael Phelps, community pools, 3d printing, wives, the homeless, Eminem, M&Ms, Criminal, Pandora, Dr. Dre, Tyrese, Da Brat, Sisqo, Thong Song, Who Let the Dogs Out, Jukeboxes, checked bags, sharks, Dane Cook, people falling down the stairs, extraterrestrials, hanging out, and channel checks.

Good Morning

After an abandoned Aretha Franklin tribute due to Mike unable to hit the appropriate notes, the boys discuss how you can't stop time, mortality, Elvis Presley, cute pics on Instagram, loving posts, cyrptocurrency, Lifetime, justice, 3D printed guns, Westworld, throwing shade at Vanessa Hudgens, religion, celeb listeners, Abraham, KFC, Colonel Sanders, Jason Alexander, Danny DeVito, Flo, Aflac, Gilbert Gottfried, Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, hotdog journalism, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Morgan Freeman, clickbait, Purple Boys, the Coors Light Hero, Madge, Lady Gaga, Chik-fil-A, McDonald's, Uncle Bieber, and fun in the sun.

Celebrity Addiction

After an extremely tense opening where Mike tries to get to the bottom of why Kris is not following him on Instagram, the boys switch to topics of interest. The World Cup, fútbol, football, tennis, The European Union, Google, Microsoft Vista, technology, "The Year of Mobile," tablets, Buzz Aldrin, moon landing conspiracy, 4 day work week, Teri Hatcher, Lois Lane, Dean Cain, Superman, Kevin Sorbo, Hercules, Superheroes, religion, Heaven, Donald Trump, Hilary Duff, baby bellies, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Junior, Danny DeVito, C-sections, sugary drink bans, DARE, and Snuff McGruff.

Punch Up

Sensing that Kris may be disproportionately kicking off the show, Mike takes over the duties to a smashing success. Topics discussed are Alexa, evening podcasts, Happy Double Golden Birthday Kris, grizzly bears, tekvests, salmonella, conspiracies, illuminati, brown recluse spiders, millenials, prenuptial agreements, mister right, mister plight, bowling, ergramm, World Cup, social bot, toys, swing king, bling king, Tony Parker, LeBron James, Hailey Baldwin, Justin Bieber, chapels, Chap, video gamers, Chris Hansen, Climatology, tin fol hat selfies, black helicopters, and Iggy Azalea.

Magic Hour

An action-packed eppy which includes many topics of interest. Including C-Murder, Master P, Silkk the Shocker, Alexa, fan shoutouts, flat earth, Iggy Azalea, Robert DeNiro, Marlon Brando, Tony Soprano, Joe Pesci, Al Pacino, James Franco, 3D, the Monopoly Man, Scrooge McDuck, Kris' Bachelor Party, John Hammond, white linens, dinosaurs, Dreezy, chinese investment, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Beavis and Butthead, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, Xzibit, Game of Thrones Wedding (Season 4 Spoilers), Ed Sheeran, Thurman Merman, Clone Children, parenting, and much more!

Holly Weird

In a quite literally louder episode, Mike & Kris discuss several important topics and the news of the day. Including the Gift of Gab, Podbean, the 2018 World Cup, Daddy Day, Mike & Kris Day, family, Fortnite, gaming, Beyonce and Jay Z, old rappers, Eminem, Busta Rhymes, Iggy Azalea, top jobs, Harry Potter, spider-man raccoon, Bob Ross, sleep apps, Florida, and a bit more.

Joke Arbitrage

After another hiatus of over a year, the boys reunite to riff about many important topics such as NC-17, Fast and the Furious, Harry Potter, McDonald's, horse racing, trade wars, tariffs, Jared Fogle, dogs starting fires, happy birthday messages on Facebook, deactivating Facebook, the Stanley Cup, the NBA Finals, Clippy, Amazon, the decline of retail, McDonald's kiosks, pant sizes, restaurant names, American Express, Iggy Azalea, G-Eazy, Dreezy, Yeezy, Weezy, rap beefs, Birdman, Manny Fresh, face tats, David the Gnome, shale, lottery winnings, and much more!

Rusty Grimace

After another brief hiatus of 631 days, the boys get right back at it! You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll probably struggle to listen all the way through due to audio issues. And, at the end, we know you'll be glad you listened! Topics include tickling to induce a smile, eating out, Mike's Best Man Speech, Richard Simmons, liking a like, Chris Webber, marijuana, thanking the TSA and Metra conductors for their service, mice infestations, the weather, Mike's an Uncle, Birdman, Weezy, beef, deer hitting vehicles, and becoming an instant daddy.

Echo Chamber

After a tense discussion about coffee, the boys explore several compelling topics including their day of fun, #thedress, Spock, port strikes, the Chinese New Year, DRose, The Oscars, beef between Lil Wayne and Birdman, bossy Ludacris, finding girls via targeted advertising, a hilarious YouTube video, motivational roleplaying, inspiring tweets, Shaq, and some more.

Uncle Birdman

2012, 2013, 2014...and now 2015! Yep, the boys are "back in the saddle" for the fourth consecutive year. Various topics are served up for some serious riffing including profanity, Christmas, Mike giving up show business, Katy Perry, Valentine's Day, Iggy Azalea, 50 Shades of Grey, Mike's king size bed, and a candid/inappropriate question for Mike: "Where Da Girls At?" Also, the popular "Word on the Tweet" segment makes its triumphant return. A "can't miss" eppy!

Four Years

There is something different about Mike and Kris gets to the bottom of it. Also discussed: Thanksgiving, paying it forward, Black Friday, Bill Cosby, Iggy Azalea, the boys upcoming trip to Wisconsin, and running out of topics.

Pudding Pop

Kris candidly asks Mike to play a very special role on his very special day - with conditions. Topics of lesser importance discussed: Ebola and Facebook, Bruce Rauner, store closings on Thanksgiving, holiday wishlists, Iggy Azalea, Will Smith, Harry Potter, stranger danger, Mike's police encounter, Kenneth Bae, Matthew Miller, and Taylor Swift.

Best Man

After watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) for the first time, Mike puts Albus Dumbledore ON BLAST! Other topics include Iggy Azalea, Ebola, Jenny from the Block, Pitbull, Michael Phelps, Derek Jeter, Apple and Samsung, Mike and Kris as shareholders, cooking from scratch, clickbait articles, selfies, bad boys looking for good girls, and a very special milestone for Kris that has Mike worried.

Old Fool

Amidst the celebrity nude leak, Mike wonders if he's next. Also discussed on the show is Labor Day, taking the show on the road, having a ball in Fall, Joan Rivers, disrespectful questions, and Halloween costumes.

Self Timer

Largely unscripted, long-time acquaintances Mike and Kris riff about topics scribbled onto a short list put together often minutes before the show.

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