Thought that I forgot about part 2 of my conversation with the lovely and wonderful Keith? Well... I did a little bit, but that's only because I was drunk by the end of this recording. This week, we redo my cereal tier list that Twitter roasted me for a couple months back. Folks... my opinions were not that bad. I promise... okay... maybe they were. Let us know what would be on your top list! And if you learned anything from this episode...Raisin Bran sucks. 

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Episode 17: Honey Nut Nope! (ft. Keith)

What’s up, you lovely human beings? This episode is a little different because it’s extremely free flowy. This week, Keith came on and I just wanted to have a genuine conversation with them. So just prepare for us just talking, laughing, and having a good ol time! Also, reminder! I will be posting episodes once a month now that I’m also streaming on Twitch. If you still wanna hear my voice but on a different platform, check out ‪https://twitch.tv/blizzb3ar‬. Have a nice day! And if you learned one thing from this episode, don’t do it for Toaster.

Episode 16: Don't Do It for Toaster (ft. Keith)

Orange is the new bitch. This week, I decided to do what didn’t need to be done. I posted my picture on the Reddit thread r/Roast me and honestly... I’m a little disappointed. I guess I made it too easy for folks. Oh... also, Handy is back as my first returning guest. I guess he enjoyed the misery of last time. If you take away one message from this episode, it’s should be BLACK LIVES MATTER!

r/RoastMe (ft. Handy)

Here’s some advice. Don’t get too drunk to the point where you can’t answer questions. You’ll have no idea what you are talking about and have to record it all over again at a later date. Alrightie, folks! This week I asked you all to send me in some questions, whether they were dirty, clean, or mean, and you pulled through! This is only part one because you all sent in questions that would take me over an hour to answer. Thank you all for the support and if there’s one lesson you learned from this episode it’s, support your local businesses!

Episode 14: Buzzed Q&A (Part. 1)

I sweartagod, the Bey-hive better not come for me. This is a joke and I will fight you at the playground behind the school at 3PM. Folks, I did it! No, I didn’t fix the horn in my car... shush. I got the Pod Father legend, Jake Austin on my podcast. Since it was basically our first time talking, we decided to record a little friendly first date and ask some thought provoking questions. Let me know what your answers would be! And if you’ve learned anything from this episode, it’s PLEASE STAY SAFE DURING THESE TIMES.

Episode 13: Killing Beyoncé (ft. Jake Austin)

There are many reasons to kick out a window. Listening to this podcast should not be one... but I understand if it is. This week I bring Marina back and we discuss some of the posts on the “Am I the Asshole” Reddit thread. We are giving out free advice, but if you want to tip us for our services, please Venmo us money ($100 minimum) or you will be the asshole. Lastly, give this podcast a rating if you were ever emo in middle school.

Episode 12: Am I the Asshole? (ft. Marina)

I guess the question is... would you rather kill 5 people or 6? What's up hoes, I am back and just took Season 2 out of the oven? Although my Spring and Summer have been completely ruined, I can't allow it to kill my podcast so here we freakin go. This week, I invite my homie, Marina, over and we discuss the top Would You Rathers on Reddit. We also laugh for about a total of 30 minutes in this episode so I apologize now. I don't apologize for the burping and me choking on my wine. I am messy and you all know that. Please listen and let me know what your responses would be! And if you have learned anything from this podcast, its WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS. UPDATE: THE JOKES DID NOT AGE WELL. THE WORLD IS NOT OKAY. PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 

Episode 11: Penis Webs (ft. Marina)

Welp. We have reached the end of this season and what’s the best way to spend it? With Malik Trivia. I put JP in the hot seat again and quiz him on things EVERY BOYFRIEND SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Just kidding. Also, thank you all for supporting me during this season. I hope to come back even better and stronger for you all. SEEYA IN A MONTH OR TWO!

Episode 10: Season Finale (ft. JP)

No post but clarity will fix the death of your father. I promise. On this episode, Breia and I sit down and talk about our best and worst hookups/sex stories. If you ever wanted to know about my sex life, this is the episode for you. Everything is open book. How come every time I invite her on, the episode becomes NSFW? Remember, 2020 is the year of financial hookups. Get you a sugar daddy.

Episode 9: Post Nut Clarity (ft. Breia)

I decided to release the first ever recorded episode I did for this podcast back in September. I apologize for not fully having an intro in the beginning. We learned. I’m also sorry that I burped on mic. No I’m not. This week, I invite Reilly on and we attempt to guess how much we hate things. Spoiler, she hates the Greatest Showman. Send all Reilly hate mail to @milkwithpulppod. If you take one thing from this description, it’s if you ring my doorbell, I automatically think you’re a serial killer. Goodbye.

Episode 8: 8 Things I Hate About You (ft. Reilly)

Guess who has to get three needles stabbed into his eye? Don’t pull a Malik and look up eye surgery while at work. This week, I invited the beautiful JP on set and put him on the hot seat. Thank you everyone for sending in questions! Also, everyone Venmo me $5 so I can take JP to Cheesecake Factory. Thank you.

Episode 7: Hot Seat with a Hottie (ft. JP)

The UwU Boys are back and before you roast us for not knowing who Jack Frost is, please understand that we have a bachelors in dumbassery. This week, we uwu our way through WikiHow articles and finally learn how to be a superhero... or villain? I also realize that I’m basically a modern day Elsa and we all know it. So sit down, grab a beer and drink every time we say something you hate. Save the bees and tip your server.

Episode 6: WikiHowTF (ft. Handy)

Hey. Wanna hear me sing off key? Oh... you don’t? Well... it’s a little too late now. The episode is already published. We have to deal with our sins now. This week, I invite Ev on to play a little game. Play along and let me know how well you do! I’m sorry that we were semi drunk messes...? We can’t change the past.

Episode 5: Google Translate Tunes (ft. Evelyn)

This episode takes a full 180. Please don’t listen to this without headphones or with kids in the car. Actually, don’t let your kids listen to this podcast at all. What are you doing? Be a better parent/guardian! Kidding. You’re doing great, sweetie. This week, I got a chance to catch up with my best friend, Breia. We discuss working out, taking the LSAT, and her sexual cleanse. Truly a wild, unformatted episode. Just two besties having fun. Don’t forget to tip your servers and pay for porn.

Episode 4: Sexual Cleanse (NSFW?) (ft. Breia)

Let’s address the facts. We all have had a crush on a cartoon character when growing up. You’re a liar if you say you didn’t. It’s okay. You’re in a safe space... and I definitely won’t expose you on Twitter for admitting that... not yet at least. This week, I decided to let Handy in the studio to talk about how we would bring back old cartoons. We also play a game of Smash or Pass with our cartoon crushes. It gets interesting... but mostly, it gets weird. Also, check out Handy on his podcast, “Three Kingdoms with Three Idiots” now available on Spotify! #UwUBoyz

Episode 3: Cartoon Crushes UwU (ft. Handy)

A bi-weekly show where I drag my friends into talking about everything and nothing... somehow that is possible?

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