Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of let's say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.

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Last Responders "Monster Inside" ft Aaron Thorpe

This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag. Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?" "Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?" "What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?" And many more Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

OFFICERS AND SPEED CANNOT BE RESTRAINED BY THESE SEAT BELTS w/Radio Free Tote Bag

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of Indigenous peoples, And, Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wire comment section

I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved (clip)

This week we cover the inane NYT piece "Redesigning America's Flag" and the unhinged conservative response. Also, a girl boss CEO teaches her fellow workers how to be humble and accept less Preorder the Bart Against Bosses shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off all merch for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Change my flag, I'll change your ass

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes right in your podcast app. This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist. That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry Mama Grizzly whose cubs were suspended for wearing Republican pants (jeans) and white supremacist shirts (workwear). This definitely happened.

Achmed Saves America (clip)

This week it's a couple... good? new stories, one involving facebook vigilantes successfully bullying Walmart into waving charges against a shoplifting dad and, Washington State gets rid of solitary confinement after determining it is ineffective, which is of course an affront to me personally Buy the shirt and stickers: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Pavement - Unfair

Yoda: "The Robin Hood gene is strong in this one."

It's Merch Time. Get the "Bart Against Bosses" T-Shirt and fun workplace stickers at miniondeathcult.com Support the show, support abortion mutual-aid funds in Texas, get a bonus episode every week and 25% off all merchandise by subscribing at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only 3.11/mo This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good! Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight against Biden voters by delaying their orders for righteous reasons instead of the normal FedEx reasons Finally, a 29 year-old writes an article for the UK Times about how he can't find a date because women are too ideologically pure.  

You stole my vote and it's going to cost you three fingers from your right hand.

This week our pal Eddie Deezen is in the news again, probably for being totally normal around waitresses Also a Seattle liberal doormat report from Alexander And why doesn't Trump start a hospital to rival all the other hospitals and staff it with the nurses who got fired  

GREASE- IRONIC, AIN'T IT?

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. At the end of September, we will donate half of this month's income to abortion mutual aid providers in Texas. This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself Filled with fascinating ideas about Islam (it's gay), Frank-Miller inspired illustrations and ideology, and plenty of Randian Objectivism, Pigman is a fascinating look at someone whose claim to fame is drawing Muhammed "over 500 times"

Pigman w/Abdul Malik (clip)

This week we celebrate 9/11 with a post about how cool it was not to be there when it happened, and hear a wise old folk tale about a ghost, a donkey, and murderous neighboring farmers The main event: The Epoch Times stumbles upon a story so racist against white people that it has to be true: China is developing a weapon of mass destruction that can target specific ethnicities. Sounds kind of neat. Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: mewithoutYou - The Ghost

I would suppose the DNA of white folks is uppermost of interest to the Chinese

The good folks from Dumb and Awful hop on to hear me, once again, list all 450k reasons per episode Angela Bassett does this show and there is a part where I cant remember Stacy Dash's name. 

Last Responders " Worst Day Ever" (preview)

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week. This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment section try to reconcile its hatred of teens with its hatred of China Finally, Lil Nas X does a maternity photoshoot, complete with prosthetic belly, and in the backlash we note the way cultural conservatism, conspiracy theories, and identity scapegoating crosses racial lines

China targeted gamers... gamers (clip)

This week we explore the social media trend of wasting food and beers for fallen marines, and ruminate on the nature of a war-loving country who can't handle 13 casualties. Also: The Nirvana Baby is all grown up and suing the band... for child pornography? Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Nirvana - School 

If you own Nevermind by Nirvana, that's enough for the FBI to raid your house, if you're a Republican that is

On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care. 

Last Responders "Studs" ft Brett Payne

Support the show for as little as 3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of weekly bonus episodes This week, a look at former Misfits singer and Proud Boy Michale Graves turns into a full-blown retrospective on "conservative punk," as we explore the Bush-era website ConservativePunk.com,  started by a Republican punk in an effort to combat NoFX's get-out-the-vote campaign, Michael Moore's documentaries, and deliver right wing news, pUnK-style.

Thanks for adding our hardcore band!! Our singer is fuckin' shit up in the Al-Anbar province, Iraq! w/Chris Wade (clip)

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