On this day, we celebrate Tom Hanks by viewing His scripture, Turner & Hooch, a movie in which He befriends an ugly dog and shoots people in a warehouse. Amen.

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81: Hanksgiving 2020

With our take on Gary J. Tunnicliffe's Hellraiser: Judgement, we say goodbye to a franchise that spanned space, time, heaven, hell, and the supermarket dollar DVD bin.

80: Hellraiser: Judgement

Six years after the release of Hellraiser: Hellworld, Dimension's Bob Weinstein discovered that the studio was about to lose the rights to the property. In three weeks, a skeleton crew of nobodies put together Hellraiser: Revelations, an ashcan copy for the ages.

79: Hellraiser: Revelations

In Hellraiser: Bloodline, Pinhead goes to space. In Hellraiser: Hellworld, Pinhead goes to ... cyberspace. Katheryn Winnick, Henry Cavill, and Lance Henriksen star in what is best described as "the eighth Hellraiser movie."

78: Hellraiser: Hellworld

The Hellraiser series continues with a trip to Romania, where scream queen Kari Wuhrer opens the puzzle box, reducing her existence to a series of dream sequences and hallucinations ... and it spells doom for her character, too!

77: Hellraiser: Deader

We return from sabbatical to discuss the sixth Pinhead movie and compare refrigerator prices.

76: Hellraiser: Hellseeker

The Hellraiser series goes straight to home video with this Scott Derrickson thriller hastily rewritten as a Cenobite vehicle. Pinhead is back, and so are his inane speeches, in this twisting turning fever dream of garbage. Burn on!

75: Hellraiser: Inferno

We've been to hell and back. Now, we journey onwards to .. SPACE! And 18th century Paris. And also 1996? Adam Scott stars, Alan Smithee directs, and we wonder why any of it happened in the first place.

74: Hellraiser: Bloodline

Set in New York City and filmed almost entirely in Greensboro, North Carolina, this second sequel earns its place in the history books for introducing audiences to "CD Cenobite" and "Camerahead Cenobite." We're still waiting for the Happy Meal cross-promotion.

73: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

The Hellraiser series continues with more puzzle boxes, new and terrifying Cenobites, and a whole slew of intricate matte paintings as we join Pinhead, Chatterer and .. Female Cenobite? .. in 1987's Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

72: Hellbound: Hellraiser II

You summoned us. We came. And in the first of a series of ten Pinheadzapoppin' episodes, we discuss Clive Barker's original 1987 horror masterpiece, Hellraiser.

71: Hellraiser

Social distancing means we're all spending more time at home, so it's a perfect time to watch a few movies about domesticity interrupted. In Hider in the House (1989), Gary Busey takes up residence in Mimi Rogers' attic and in The Vagrant (1992), Bill Paxton finds his new home to be insufficient protection against an evil drifter.

70: Home Invasion Horrors

In times like these, it's good to remember the important things: Family. Friends. Mediocre Harrison Ford movies released in the late 20th century. This time around, we cover Six Days Seven Nights, co-starring Anne Heche, and What Lies Beneath, co-starring Michelle Pfeiffer.

69: Harrison Hate Watch 2020

In which we release our Christmas episode after the holiday is over but BEFORE the new year, so we’re technically not completely out of bounds. Anyway, Santa with Muscles is a bad movie starring Hulk Hogan and we watched it.

68: Santa with Muscles

This Hanksgiving, we badmouth Joe Dante's cult favorite The 'Burbs and post the discussion online. I'm sure there's an audience for this!

67: Hanksgiving II: The 'Burbs

A biweekly review show tackling movies that split critics, split the audience, or split one from the other featuring movie-themed mixed drinks and pseudointellectual ponderings posited under the influence of said movie-themed mixed drinks.

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