How do! How do you fancy a sugar sandwich? Or perhaps you&apos;re more a chip sandwich instead? Do people have dripping anymore? All those things you had as a child and the things your parents had that you thought was elegant, that in hindsight may not have been. Pimm&apos;s on the lawn fabulous, Pimm&apos;s in a back alley, not so glam. Come on a flavour trip down memory lane. 

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Does retirement exist? Will we ever retire? Why is there so much sex in retirement villages? Graham explores why he receives so many invitations to care homes and what the future holds. As always the MAML&apos;s come up with the best care home ever and lets just say there is a human Scalextric for hospital beds. 

Retirement Pads

Is today a doings day? Do it yourself! Do you? How about a tinker in the garage? Whether your boarding the loft or fixing up a bike - some are more capable than others. You don&apos;t want to feel incapable, but then you don&apos;t want to call a builder in just to put up a shelf. You too could be DIY man. 

DIY Do-Dos

Exercise fads - Jane Fonda, weighted hula hoops or shoes with springs on. Keep fit crazes.Is it that we just want a quick fix to fitness? Why can&apos;t I lose weight watching tv and eating Maltesers? In this episode we come up with a better way to keep fit whilst enjoying a Victoria sponge. 

Exercise Cake

Are there jobs such as wedding guest? Whose dream job is rodding drains? First jobs are always a bit ropey, so let&apos;s explore the job market today and see if there are other career options. 

First Jobs

You know when you find suddenly your window sill is filled with pigs, or your cupboards have Care Bears in them? I know it happens to us all. This episode we realise how much rubbish we collect and have no idea if we are collecting rubbish or childhood trauma. Enjoy middle aged collectibles or just the rubbish you bring on the ride of life. 

Crazy Collectibles

How would you run your country? As a world leader would you take your own bins out? Do world leaders pick up after their dogs? Welcome to the world of Incontinentia where you get free chips on Tuesday and we have secret service bin men. Join us in our madness.

Leaders Lives

Wonders of the world. What are they? Do they change? Are there any original wonders left? Or have they been turned into an aaah rather than an oooh? In this episode we explore what a middle aged wonder would be, such as reading a menu in a restaurant. 

World Wonders

How do we know if the news is actually telling us the truth? With technology and social media you can start a rumour and do some genuine damage before people find out. Covid has accelerated the rumours - I know I have grown a third arm after my jab - honest. Is it true? Is it rubbish? Is it Covid or Cooooovid?

Fake News

Who was up on your teenage bedroom wall? Did you have someone you aspired to be or fantasised about? Pamela Anderson, Roger Moore, Keanu Reeves, Maggie Thatcher. What ever floats your boat. In this episode we explore our crushes and how different they can be.

Teen Crushes

Valentines day. The day when if your with someone you dig out a plastic rose and serenade your loved one over candle light, or if your single you eat a family size dairy milk. Do you feel pressure over Valentines? Is it a cunning plan to sell cards or is their a genuine opportunity to make someone feel special? You&apos;ll always be special to us. 

Valentines Laugh

Are you the parent you thought you would be? Parenting is a big step, and what we thought it would be like and the reality involves a lot more vomit. What makes a good childhood and as we get older do we have idealised versions? 

Parent Trap

Don&apos;t you love glittery dusticals? Or you may know it as snow. Snow is magical as well as wet and cold. Do you still get excited by snow? or are you happy to spectate from inside? Adults and snow is a mix of fun and fear. Who owns snow and what are your legal rights if someone steals your snow from your car?

Snow Business

Can you pull off an accent? The UK is such a small country but has some of the most amazing regional accents that are loved across the world. In this episode we explore the regions - not well I hasten to add. Apologise to any regions offended - which is all.  

Acute Accent

Modern Aged Middle Life (MAML) is a podcast by comedy writers Emily Baum and Graham Jarvis dealing with the perplexing stuff that happens in modern life. The two MAML's try to explain the baffling and rationalise the irrational - like human tears in cocktails! Join us on our journey of laughing at life.

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