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Mouse Rants

WE HAVE A NEW FEED

This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest Lea are forced to take a look at the most douchetastic group of pixie dusters on Facebook.  Come join in the fun as we read cringeworthy posts that prove these self-proclaimed badasses are nothing but a bunch of whiny, pathetic, attention-seeking, self-obsessed wannabes.  Also Lea brings us a Bookish Princess video and spoilers...it sucks.   Strap in, Degenerates.  It's not going to be pretty...Email mouserants@gmail.com to book for the Degenerates Rum-Springer WDW Meetup from September 29th - October 1st and for all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail.                                 download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 112: Snark Rants Snarks The Snarkiest Snarks They've Ever Snarked

This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen.  You'll feel like you're watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together.  Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you won't want to miss.- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

We're back ya lousy Degenerates!  After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation.  And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today.  Also, we talk a bit about the dumb decisions Disney Plus has made and MORE on tonight's most broey episode of Mouse Rants.For the video potion of the episode, watch Along with Jerry & Simone HEREEpisode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even TryWatch along with Jerry & Simone right here!- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor, Jillian@aywvacations.com will make sure your personalized vacation is as perfect as possible.  Book with her today and find out what an ACTUAL travel agent is.  download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even Try

As YouTube month continues, Jerry & Simone venture back to that William Paul library as they take a look at the prequel that started it all...that's right..the very first Will Paul video series ever!!! Follow along as they meet some new characters who shaped Will into the man he will one day become, sit through long drawn out bragfests, and find out just who the Paul family is going to offend today.  All this and more from trashiest, douchiest, most uncomfortable and confusing vlogger family on the fucking planet.  You won't want to miss it.  And you don't have to!!!WATCH ALONG BELOW(complete with the sweet soothing voices of Jerry and Simone!  No syncing necessary!!!) Episode 143- You Can't Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins.mp4- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 143: You Can't Take Larry Anywhere - Will Paul Begins

For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel.  Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!!  You'll have to see it to believe it, folks!!!  And guess what??  YOU CAN!!!!!WATCH ALONG RIGHT HERE!!!!!Episode 142- The Contractual Obligation of Kyle & The Salad Boys.mp4For the 2nd week of YouTube month, Jerry & Simone are joined by Jillian the Travel Agent to delve into the strange world of Kyle Pa-llo's YouTube Channel. Join us as we journey through the continuous tales of Yackie and our new supporting characters, The Salad Boys!!!- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma.- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page!download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 142: The Contractual Obligation of Kyle & The Salad Boys

This week, Jerry & Simone pick up where they left off in Episode 68, After These Messages...  where they watch and discuss MORE old school nostalgic promos, advertisements, bumpers, toys, fast food, and much, much more! (this time focused more from the 90s, rather than the 80s)   Watch along with the video below as they yet again, discuss the merits and drawbacks of old school Disney Channel as well as the plethora of McDonalds and Burger King promotions, products that really miss the point of the movies...and sqand...yeah, sqand.  Join your Degenerate leaders in the laughter on this week's Mouse Rants- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com- Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!- JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions and allusions to any alleged events are just that..opinions... allegedly. If an alleged fact is not backed up, then it is an opinion. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.FOLLOW ALONG WITH THE VIDEO ON THE COUNT OF "PLAY" Episode 121 - ...We'll Be Right Back! (Disney Promos 2)

Episode 121: ...We'll Be Right Back!

This week, it's Jerry vs. Simone as the two Degenerate Leaders painstakingly immerse themselves in the horror that is Radio Disney.  Come play along as your hosts try to figure out just what the hell Disney is putting on the radio...after discussing Shia LeBeauf's latest project of course.  COME ON! DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!  JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!! - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!!  Fill in your email on the top right of the page!download (right click, save as...)  WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience. 

Episode 49: Video Killed The Mexican Radio Disney Gaga Rebel Star

This week, Chris, Sean and Susan of the WDW Navigators infiltrate Mouse Rants to talk about the history of their show from when it was the Forever Disney Podcast til the great uprising of the WDW Navigators. -Remember the views and opinions in this episode or any episode are just that. Opinions. -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!  You can find the WDW Navigators at http://wdwnavigators.com/ or on Twitter at @WDWNavigatorsAlso, visit http://mickeytravels.com/ for all your Disney travel needs!!!   download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 46: The Bodacious Adventures of the WDW Navigators

This week, we were SUPPOSED to record an episode about Pixar, but instead Simone felt the need to ruin the episode and storm out.. Since I refuse to miss a week because she wants to be a baby, here is what happened.  Enjoy. download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience. 

Episode 61: Simone Sucks

Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it.  He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture.  Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH amped up Mouse Rants episode you will not want to miss....unless you get offended easily.  Then please fuck right off.  Thank you!!!-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!!  - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!  - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page!                                 download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.+

Episode 79: The Maui Incident

This week, Jerry & Simone decide to have the very first RADIO WAR of 2016!  They reluctantly listen to clips from WDW News Today's 2015 Christmas Podcast Parade and try not to hang themselves as they discuss the abrupt decline in creativity and odd obsession with Disneyland (even though the name of their podcast alone would suggest otherwise) within the past few years.  So listen along, if you dare, and let's bring back everyone's favorite segment!!!-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!!  -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!  - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 53: Mouse Rants: The Radio War

This week, Jerry & Simone take it to a new level as they review the most poorly written WDW guide book ON THE PLANET!!!  (you'll get that after the episode)  Have fun as we call out the author on tons of incorrect information, awful grammar, unfathomable biased opinions, lazy writing, wasted space, obvious "tips",  and just plain stupidity.   They also talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy takeover and how the general public will or will not be affected.  Come for the news, stay for the review...either way, enjoy this week's psychotic episode of Mouse Rants! IMPORTANT:  If you have NOT joined the OFFICIAL DEGENERATES CLUB as of yet, you have until August 2nd to do so if you want to hear the rest of the episode along with the many bonus segments that were cut for time.  These materials will only be available to the Mouse Rants Degenerates.-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!! -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 74: How 'Bout This? The Worst Guide Book We've Ever Read!

This week, Simone returns just in time for your MouseRantskeleaders follow up with director Philip Swift and the star of the Dark Side of Disney documentary (and also his mom) Beth Swift!  We talk more about the film, from Beth's point of view, as well as the new DVD and VOD release (4-20-2016) as well as beards, Walt Life, hoarding merch, Property Control, the state of MGM Studios, Gary Sinise's false instructions and much much more!  So come join Jerry and Simone on this hilariously fun ride through Disney's dark side and the film that proves it...(and buy the fuckin' DVD!!!)Buy your Dark Side of Disney Documentary DVD: HERE or on the Facebook page: HERE- Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!!  - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!  - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page!download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 63: The Clandestine Angle of WDW (feat. Philip and Beth Swift)

This week, director/editor Philip Swift and author Leonard Kinsey hang out with Jerry & Simone to talk about The Dark Side of Disney Documentary and the book it was inspired by. Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 4:30PM, at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, (15 mins from the Anaheim Convention Center, during D23).Go to: www.dsoddoc.com to get $5 off tickets!!!!For more from Philip Swift, check out: http://dearmothman.com/For more on Leonard Kinsey, check out http://www.darksideofdisney.com/ and his publishing company: http://bambooforestpublishing.com/-Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com!!!!-Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!Also, reserve your Limited Edition Mouse Rants T-Shirts, Women's Tank Tops or Hoodies now! Available for only 13 more days! Help support & promote the show! All sizes from Small to 5XL!!! Multiple Colors!!!! Get 'em while they are still available from http://teespring.com/MouseRants download (right click, save as...)WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Please judge wisely before blindly clicking on this. It is intended for an 18+ audience.

Episode 37: The Dark Side of Disney Documentary (feat. Philip Swift & Leonard Kinsey)

An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do.

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