*Trigger Warning* Who are we kidding, if you're here you're already in the depths of the gutter. But in this episode we talk about the Jenner & Block Report and how the sexual assault of Kyle Beach by Brad Aldrich. Specifically we delve into how this relates to the San Jose Sharks and their equipment manager Mike Aldrich (Brad Aldrich's father) and GM Doug Wilson. Hogthrob and Strangepork also discuss the Sharks winning ways! How long will this last? Is this hope? Is hope good? Is the My-Cooch-Dahl line legit?! All this and more numbers on the latest episode of MDM! (0:00) Season 3 Intro (0:31) Drinks! (2:12) Sharks record over 5 games (4:21) Timo Time is back? (6:26) My-Cooch-Dahl line! (8:20) Will Eklund stay past 9 games? (12:25) Gambrell trade (15:00) Weatherby Hype-train! (17:01) Sharks hope-train until the spring! (19:20) Disrespect of the Sharks and the Pacific Division (21:33) Jenner and Block report overview (26:44) Mike Aldrich: should Sharks fans ask what he knew and when? (37:10) The Sharks response & why you should read the report (44:10) The Sharks no comment vs transparency strategy (54:44) Numbers with Strangepork! (58:46) Bonus!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

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3 and 2!

Hogthrob and Strangepork Dropping a new ep with a new intro! Sharky bois are 2-0?!!?! Jasper Weatherby blows up in his first game! Shoutout to the Oregon Hockey Player! How does Strangepork remember his #? When will we know this Sharks team is for real? Why are they so good now? All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! (0:00) New Intro (0:31) Drinks and the New Sharks (3:19) Adin Hill in 2 games (5:13) EK 65 & Special Teams (6:34) 5-0 MTL Are the Sharks Good?! (17:30) Are the Sharks Good for Developing Players in the NHL? (25:32) Is the Powerplay For Real? (30:54) 21 Games to Terminate Kane (39:52) How Many Games Until We Believe in This Team? (42:42) Strangepork Births the Nation (44:40) Hogthrob Doomsday Scenario for the Sharks (46:31) Weatherby!!! (48:06) Strangepork Numbers (50:53) NHL Dress Code & Suit Opinions (59:29) Church of Hogthrob Dress Code (61:02) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Season 3! Sharks Can Hockey?!

Hogthrob and Strangepork reconvene to discuss old news and the Hope-O-Meter of this team! (0:09) Intro and Excuses (2:19) What are we doing again?! (2:52) Real or Not Real Game (4:20) [all planned] Vaccinander Kane (7:05) Kanespiracy theory (12:05) Eklunderful news! (19:28) How young is too young for the NHL (23:14) Hope-O-Meter for the Sharks (27:00) Is this a new Sharks team this season? (28:29) Assistant Coaching impacts (30:50) NHL top 100 players has 1 Shark [The Athletic] (32:18) Where do the Sharks project this season? (35:45) Dahlen & other opening night roster thoughts (39:28) Patty (41:39) Pacific Predictions from Strangepork (45:25) Final thoughts and feelings (47:20) Bonus sniffle --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Truly Real Shark Talk

Hogthrob and Strangepork breakdown the latest news with some order and restraint! Does the latest news Torpedoe the Sharks hopes for the playoffs?! (0:09)  Intro & Victory Whiskey  (2:16) Restr-kaning Order (4:33) Chekhovich Buyout (13:50) Thornton & Marleau Path of Glory (25:05) MTL and Offer Sheets (28:24) Hill Mask Deep Dive (32:53) Leonard & Roster Future (38:50) Going to Sharks Games (41:50) Kraken Roster Construction (46:14) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Chekhovichuary

Hogthrob and Strangepork are BACK from outer space! *TRIGGER WARNING*  Evander Kane is in the news again! Honestly if you're listening to us muppets at this point, you know how this will go! (0:07) Intro & Tequila Thoughts (1:16) Prospect Scrimmage Coverage (5:55) Acknowledgement of our failures (7:00) Beads (8:18) Evander Kane - Abortion Discovery Case (39:20) Betting on where Kane will end up (45:23) Strangepork Closing thoughts (46:35) Eklund in the NHL? (49:25) Wookie of the YEAR!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Problem Children

Hoghtrob and Strangepork dive into the Evander Kane news, as well as which Sharks players will be the most Hairodynamic this upcoming season. Will Adin Hill's contract arbitration be totes fine? (0:01:04) What will the Sharks do with Kane if he's fount to be innocent of the gambling allegations? (0:14:34) Where will Marleau end up? (0:47:02) All this and more on this episode of MDM! Adin Hill (0:01:04) The Dream of SharkTank 2022 (0:06:00) Herik Karlsson (0:12:48) Hurri-Kane (0:14:34) Marleau Point (0:47:03) The Pacific Division & Sharky Trade Strats (0:55:46) Take 3 Topaways (1:02:02) Lokiss Me (1:07:06) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Here I am! Drop me like a Hurri-Kane!

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss all the new rumo-SHARKS DRAFTED WILLIAM EKLUND OMFG!!!! Hogthrob and Strangepork also discuss the moves by Detroit, and how they reflect on the Adin Hill trade. Current and future trade rumors, as well as some fleeting thoughts on the sharks other players that got drafted. All this and more on the latest episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Draft Day Shark Shots!

The sharks got Adin Hill from their Central Division rival the Desert Dogs!!! Why didn't they get a hill that was a bit quieter? Why is he worth the price of a 2nd round pick? What does this mean for the upcoming season and the new-look Pacific Division teams? Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss all this and more in this busy week of expansion draft, trades and more drafts! Also they make stupid bets and predictions! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Technically a Goalie

Technically a goalie

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back with an all new episode (recorded on 7/11/21) What does it all mean for the Sharks? Who will they protect from the North Squids? What will the Sharks position in the division be? Should the Sharks look to trade players teams actualy want? All this and more in this epsode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Saving Sharkface

Hogthrob and Strangepork weigh in on the Sharks Draft Lottery results! Who should they look to take? Shoutout to Jumbo-Joe getting eliminated! What sort of crazy trades should the team explore? Should the Sharks look to change coaching staff? All this and more on this long and saucy episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Bratt Pitts & Draft Picks

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the 'development' of Ryan Merkely and other sharks defensive prospects. Who should the sharks draft if they win the lottery? Who should they draft if they stay at 7 or 8? How right is the logo battle bracket?! All this and more on this weeks episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Merkley Waters full of Barracuda

A couple of Muppet Shark Fans, drink drinks, know nothing and talk hockey. Hosted by Hogthrob and Strangepork

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