This is a poem i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual state of a reconstructive purgatory the surgeons are called the picasso's of the plastique, well they certainly end up with a foot an mouth or a tongue-in-cheek , they sculpture and scalpel at something that once started out as the face of the fantastic but by the final phase come cut you're left with a gargoyled freak. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

Musings

PLASTIC FANTASTIC

The green eyed monster of sin that secret schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within usually it's only seen in children as their rival for survival and parental attention the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension , however this terrible traits can also be witnessed later in our lives when when the male begins to assert it's dominance as the procreation stage arrives . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

Envy

A prick of our precious pride is all that's needed to derail and deride our sensibility into taking a walk back onto its wild side. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

Pride

A musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something to inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

Name and Shame

A musing about the private member's bills passed with rousing British Parliamentary pomposity it sounds like they're committing a serious aural atrocity but it's usually being diatribed by someone that's spieling through their own suppository . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

THE BILL

A whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and garret , bin lids cymbal into the sensitivity of your sobriety announcing the arrival of an unwanted monday morning's anxiety. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

THE HANGOVER

A musing for lily age 9 and her cat Sean who's got incredibly fat getting stuck in his own cat flap due to him having been neutered and putting on a lot of weight The new front door was also fitted without taking his measurements . Narrated in a Yorkshire accent due to Sean being born and raised there. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

CAT FLAP

I asked of a dear friend of mine a Catholic priest about red wine "if it be the blood of Christ how come it strengthens the sinners and weakens the saints" he was quite taken aback but then again both of us were floating on red wine at the time. The second haiku poem is about a quotation from George Carlin who stated that cynics are disappointed idealists I retorted back to my friend stating that idealists can pontificate from the privileged position of having the freedom to do so . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

RED WINE

What was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

TATTOO

Another crazy  sketch about the life of Thornton Harding the junior an aristocrat who's mad about his pets , he calls them by the strangest names, such as his dog ,Warrington greyfriars Benson who i might add is allowed to do anything even driving his car . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

BARKINGHAM PALACE

When you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

A poem about the most famous tree in all of history "Robin Hood's Royal Oak" , a thousand years of living monumental mystery with empty holes and hollow the winter winds howl through creating such a mournful sound of sorrow . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

ROBIN HOOD

Every day the paparazzi serve us up a sadistic sacrifice red and raw it's no good being a herbivore if you feed on the tabloids blood and gore you've got to be a carrion carnivore the press rooms a slaughterhouse stable and the editors desk is nothing more than a butchers table . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

PAPARAZZI

A poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

THE GODFATHER

Greta has an almost impossible sales pitch she's to demand that the incredibly rich dumped that expensive pieces of kitsch , they fly to the cop out climate meetings in their lear jets and show not the slightest hesitation of any regrets, her gargantuan glitch is to try to move these people towards the green dream of a beggars itch, but these dinosaurs who block destiny's drawbridge are mega rich and have no intention of surrendering any of their Kardashian kitsch. To quote Churchill sardonically, , "Never was so much owed by so many to so few". --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message

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