Listen: It's all OUTTA CONTROL...  Trump blasts the news media, his cabinet leaks like a sieve.  Jim finds solace in his box-o-wine while Alex looks to the most unlikely hero to save us: A Squirrel from Idaho.  By the way... turning to a squirrel to help Trump out in national security is not a new idea.  We addressed the CIA's use of animals already in our Acoustic Kitty show!  (If you'd prefer to watch, this episode is also on YouTube... https://youtu.be/9NXQuS1m_C8  )

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MWMB 72: Outta Control!

  LISTEN--- NO, WATCH! Jim and Alex are back... we've been experiementing with video, and while the results have been disapointing, we have not managed to break a camera yet.   But, we'll up load em here, too .  Have fun!

MWMB 71: #Hashtag

LISTEN! Jim the Hammer is back with a (totally non-political) rant for this election hell.   Meanwhile, Alex Geofferies remains mired in government paperwork while Cabbage Patch Geoff is teaching finger painting to owls. ENJOY! 

MWMB: A Moment with the Hammer MAN BUN!

LISTEN!   The rest of the gang is still laid up, so Jim is taking it upon himself to carry on the finest traditions of MWMB BY HIMSELF!!!!  (And then turn it over to Alex to produce)...  this week, the one-man conservative juggernaut skewers our old and bestest friend: North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un.  Don't miss it! 

MWMB: A Moment with the Hammer, Part 2

LISTEN! With Alex working overtime, Cabbage Patch Geoff recovering from his heroic struggle with the alligator in the kitchen and Jennifer Sargent on vacation in the Ivory Coast- it's been kinda lonely at the MWMB studios. So, The Hammer took it upon himself to spend some time with you, dear listeners, and share a few moments offering a few thoughts of peace and harmony. Enjoy. 

MWMB: A Moment with The Hammer

LISTEN!This week Jim and Alex are baffled by the latest conspiracies of the right wingnuts.  (As opposed to the left wingnuts, a target for another show.) Is it possible that Obama had Scalia killed?  Is it also possible that Leonard Nimoy has faked his own death in order to don the mantle of president of the Illuminati?  Also, Alex takes yet ANOTHER swipe at Canada, and yet Jim notes that a new "Immigrate to Canada" website has become so popular that the provincial government has had to take over the site.

MWMB 66: Wingnuts

LISTEN!!Jim and Alex are at it again.  This week we bid a fond farewell to Chris Christie, the only one in the GOP Clown Car who was qualified to drive. Jim gets a new Captain Canuck comic book (apparently, it's for real!)  A poor innocent guy from India makes the history books in a VERY unpleasant way. And Florida explores a new form of currency to replace the dollar.  Take a listen, and see why we called it: "Want Fries With That?"

MWMB 65: Want Fries With That?

----more----Listen!This week Jim and Alex learn the the true joy of being middle aged and grumpy is that you are free to be annoyed by EVERYBODY...no matter what political strip.  Plus we reveal a terrorist plot to pack a Kangaroo pouch with explosives, look into Michelle Bachmann's claim that Obama plans to get appointed King of the Word following his term in office...and our salute this week...well, let's just say that this, along with all the other news of the week, just left us shaking our heads saying: What the Heck ???

MWMB 64: What the &^%$ ???

Listen!This week Jim considers Oregon, dinner escapes from the Cabbage Patch Cafe and causes a panic, Carly Fiorina is doing so bad and, when this kid was pulled over by the cops and asked to show some ID...well, let's just say it happened in Florida and leave it at that.  Plus Trump! And, NASA finds a new planet...so far away from the sun, elections would only happen once in 40 years!  We want to go to there...

MWMB 63: Planet 9

LISTEN!This week Jim and Alex learn about a new robot cat, follow the debate in England about not allowing Trump in, ever! And learn that North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un has made an AMAZING discovery that will change life as we know it.  PLUS Cabbage Patch Geoff is back!  WhooHoo.

MWMB 62: Make America Great Again!

LISTEN!Jim the Hammer and Alex Geofferies return for another episode of MWMB. Our first since July 4th.  We'll admit, it takes us a while to get into the swing of things, but with the Presidential race, the upcoming Hall-Murdoch wedding, and the usual dose of criminal insanity from Florida, we've got a lot of material to work with.  Many thanks to NPR commentator, The Origional DB, for what has to be one of the funniest comments all week, and the source of our episode's title this week!  @npr-3014f73c00009f52cdafafb7ef7d93d4 

MWMB 61: Feduciary Droop!

LISTEN!In honor of Jim's Canadian Exile, we celebrate "Canada Day"...This week, as we in America celebrate the Glorious Fourth, which marks the day we violently wrested our independence from our overbearing Mother Country, our Canadian siblings are ALSO celebrating the day when their years of patient waiting paid off, and Mother finally told them it would be okay if they got an apartment with their friends.   Mother always did like them best...spoiled little brats.

MWMB 60: Happy Canada Day!

Listen!In the last (and yes, best) of our "Fun Sized" Episodes, we talk about two spectacular traffic accidents: a truck load of pigs AND a truck load of sharks.  And, we salute the school teacher who took her class on a filed trip....to a SEX SHOP.  

MWMB 59d: the day the bacon died

Listen!Our Third "Fun Sized" episode.  We talk about Computer Generated News Stories, and Cabbage Patch Geoff sums up the week's news (which, because our producer was such a slacker is now two weeks old) into one song!  Whoo Hoo!

MWMB 59c: The Computer That Ate the News

LISTEN!In our last "Fun Sized" Episode, we talked about the Poll that says Lord Valdimort is ranking higher than many presidential candidates.   In this episode, we turn our eyes to International Politics.   It seems that Putin has a new toy train- and it packs quite the thermonuclear punch.  Plus, he stands up the Pope.  Finally, we find out how some pasty white people REALLY Pissed off the Malaysian Mountain Gods! Links: HEADLINE: RUSSIA BRINGS BACK NUKE-TRAINS.SOURCE: SPUTNIK NEWSURL: http://sputniknews.com/military/20150606/1023027838.html#ixzz3cVh72vEd Putin Keeps Pope Waiting, Gets Told Off by Francis on Ukraine SOURCE: Bloomberg Business URL: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-06-10/putin-keeps-pope-waiting-gets-told-off-by-francis-on-ukraine DATE: 06/11/15 ANGERING THE MOUNTAIN GODS. SOURCE: Canadian Broadcasting Corporation URL: http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/malaysian-mountain-stripping-2-canadians-2-others-get-prison-time-served-to-be-deported-1.3110576 

MWMB 59b: :Putin Up the Toy Train

The weirdest news, and stupidest politics we read this week. Middle Aged White Men Bit--- ah, Complaining.

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