Yes we're back! And yes it has been a year and half but we're back! I said we're back!! And who better to kick off season 3 than the Podcast Don himself, friend of the show, Tony Cantwell. How much does it cost for Tony's alter ego to write a Lion King/Simpsons crossover erotic novel? Why are children selling Nintendo Switches online but not delivering on the goods? Do parentheses make words invisible? Why is Matt Damon Fighting Jordan in SuperValu? All is revealed in this jam packed episode of My Internet Diary.

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S03E01 - The Erotic Stories of Quinton Sinatra Guest Starring Tony Cantwell

Is it possible to be a lover and a fighter, and if so how much of a lover and a fighter at any given time? Comedian and actor Owen Colgan joins Jordan in the studio to reveal his techniques that help him maintain the status of Ireland's Number One Top Lover And Top Fighter! In this episode the two discuss Owen's upcoming solo comedy tour, the future of Hardy Bucks, and how to have a bath in your neighbours house. He also explains why he spends 20 minutes every morning 'pulling'. Plus, how do you defeat a caravan? How do you rid your body of toxins? How do you train a crow to attack Taoiseach Leo Varadkar? It's simple, listen to this episode of My Internet Diary to find out.

S02E07 - Who Left The Door Open In County Mayo? Guest Starring Owen Colgan

Jordan is joined in the studio byJordan Dreyer and Corey Stroffolino, AKA Vox and The Axeman, from the American Post-Hardcore band La Dispute. Aside from the discussing their upcoming European and American tour, the boys talk about their upcoming record, not to mention the ten year anniversary reissue of their debut album, Somewhere at the Bottom of the River Between Vega and Altair, that can be pre-ordered now. Other Jordan discusses being humbled by an Irish Immigration officer the day before, as well revealing his prediction for the upcoming 6th(?) wave of Ska, his favourite ska band, and the revelation that the band is now called Ska Dispute. Corey admits to turning to youtubers to help him learn one of the bands songs, whilst referencing the made-for-tv movie The Langoliers more than any other human in history. @ladisputeband @coreystroff @JordanOrdinary

S02E05 - A Bridge Too Ska Guest Starring La Dispute's Jordan Dreyer and Corey Stroffolino

In this monstrously fun packed episode Jordan is joined in the studio by the Sexy Beast podcast, otherwise known as Marc Jago and Tony Cantwell. Jordan pitches the boys a brand new scary creature for them to rate and review (like they do on their own podcast except its on this one). They discuss their recent live show, where Jago insulted every one involved. Tony reveals his compulsion to delete old tweets in light of recent Hollywood scandals, just to be safe that is, and Jago spreads awareness of the subbiest of Japanese sub cultures. Also, what is a Longbottom? Is it a boy Jordan went to school with? Is it a weird disease? Is it a phrase taken from a book for nerds? Plus, Hollywood legend and Oscar winning actor Nic Cage stops by to chat movies and bang off a couple of his famous lines!

S02E06 - Hello Nic Cage Guest Starring Tony Cantwell and Marc Jago From Sexy Beasts

Jordan welcomes comedian, Mob Theatre founding member, and all round wonderful guy, Stephen Bradley to the MID studio in this jam packed episode. Stephen is regaled with the scatological goings on of Jordan's work place, and the two delve deep into the twisted mind of the dirty protester. Who pooped, and why? Seriously, why? The gender of a certain classic horror demon is pondered, and the praises of a certain over the counter wonder drug is sung. All the while Stephen suppresses his unbridled rage for a certain robot-cowboy-themed TV show that just didn't quite cut the mustard. Man, That's a lot of certains! You'll CERTAIN-ly enjoy this episode. ...certain. www.myinternetdiarypodcast.com @JordanOrdinary @aStephenBradley @MobTheatredub

S02E04 - Much A Poop About Nothing Guest Starring Stephen Bradley

It's third times the charm as Omar Hasan joins Jordan to complete his trilogy! In this episode Jordan tells the true and stupid story of not being allowed to fly, and unravels the Scooby Doo family tree. Omar discuss safety coffins, what to do if your dead but you're not actually dead, and the origins of April Fools! And who is Dick Smith the Dicksmith? You'd be a fool to miss this banger of an episode! Join us as we take and in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guest. Each episode we'll be clicking the 'I'm feeling lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search. https://www.myinternetdiarypodcast.com https://www.audioboom.com/channel/my-internet-diary

S02E03 - The Original Prankster Guest Starring Omar Hasan

In this very special episode we say goodbye to a dear friend, and bring you TWO MID world exclusives, live tattooing and an episode where the main point of the podcast is forgotten! Jordan and Aisling discuss confirmation names, Aisling's departure to Manchester, and the medical condition known as 'bollock tongue'. We also hear about Jordan's campaign to have the Pope bless Shrek's swamp. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the google searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search. https://audioboom.com/channel/my-internet-diary www.internetdiarypodcast.com

S02E02 - Goodbye Ireland's Rose Guest Starring Aisling Conboy

In a world exclusive we bring you an extra special episode of My Internet Diary! Banned by the FBI! You thought it was all just folklore! Well you were wrong! With the express permission of the courts we can now bring you the explosive interview with former President of the United States, Barack Obama. Sit back, plug in, and hold tight! You'll never be the same again! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

Special Episode - Guest Starring President Barack Obama

(fixed audio) Season 2 is officially here and it kicks off with our guest Joey Crawley, The Conspiracy Kid! Marvel as he explains how everything we know is a lie, from the moon landing, to The Beatles breaking up, in this dimension that is! Also, we discuss the recent Hollywood sex scandal, and a bus riding gorilla. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S02E01 - The Inter-Dimensional Beatles Guest Starring Joey Crawley

Season 2 of My Internet Diary kicks off soon, and to get those ear holes warmed up we give you a special bonus mini episode! Episode 00 if you will. In this lonely special ep Jordan discusses the time a dog ejaculated on a train, and flashing his winkle at the man from Channel 5! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S02E00 - Bonus Episode!

In this very special episode we say goodbye (he's not dead, don't worry!) to our guest and long time friend of the show, Tony Cantwell, as he leaves the old smoke of London Town (City) for the home shores of Dublin Town (City). Ever the dude with 'tude, he lets us into the google searches he's made whilst living a bachelor lifestyle these last few weeks, and explains all things Japanese, like eating live animals and kicking monks in the nuts. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S01E13 - Special Episode Guest Starring Tony Cantwell

This episode our guest, Daniel Brady, returns to the show to tell us how man went from ape to people by munching on some naughty mushrooms and getting freaky! Did anybody say fun guy? Then prepare yourself to drink the cool aid as we hear all about cooky cults! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each episode we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S01E12 - Guest Starring Daniel Brady

This week our guest, Omar Hasan, returns for the second time to ask some rather rude questions, and to tell us all about his oh so brilliant original idea for a hit board game. He then takes us down the snakes and ladders of time to teach us all about the history of some of the worlds best known games, and why the victorians were a big bunch of stupid idiots. Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S01E11 - Guest Starring Omar Hasan

This week our guest, Tony Cantwell, joins us for the second time and tells us how he's been dealing with his new found viral fame, and how he's found himself tangled up in the dark underworld of the mythical Dublin Pintmen! He also fills us in how to really get clean, you know, down there! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S01E10 - Guest Starring Tony Cantwell

This week our guest, John Carroll, suppresses his animalistic rage for competition to tell us about how his 15 minutes of fame was destroyed by internet trolls, and how he refuses to believe anything brilliant is real. He even accuses St David of Attenborough of lying to us all! The cheek of him! Join us as we take an in depth and unqualified look into the internet searches of our guests. Each week we click the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button of their minds to find the sometimes weird, but always wonderful, reasons behind each search.

S01E09 - Guest Starring John Carroll

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