In this week’s episode of Mysteries of the Un-Gnome, we talk about the 27 Club and Mariana’s Web. We also talk about white lighters, shotguns (in poor taste tbh), terrible internet shit, quantum computers and Jeff Bezos burgeoning career as a serial killer. Happy Suicide Prevention Month, ya scallywags.

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Jeff Bezos, Serial Killer?

In this week’s episode we figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop... or do we? Ghost archetypes, subsequent ghost rants, crazies, the French Revolution, and the Kennedy “assassinations”. It’s Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum and Nostradamus time bitches.

False Ass Prophets and Lollipops

Join us in our tenth episode as we aim to ruin your childhood. Mole people in Springfield, vampiric puppets, low key good guy Invader Zim, the seven deadly sins as SpongeBob characters, and more. It’s a bumpy, and sexually enthralling ride folks- hang on tight ;) 

TV Conspiracies Part 2

Join us join us join us in our spooky ass 9th episode. We talk about subliminal messages, mermaid dicks, and creepy alien shit. Welcome aboard: here’s your complimentary mug and bag of human bone fragments.

Eat Tacos

Splish splash bitches, we have an aquatic ass episode for you this week. We get into the cryptid classic case of the true president of these United States- the Loch Ness monster. Next up is the Lost City of Atlantis. Honorable mentions: iconic toy submarines, fish people, and alien archetypes.

The Loch City of Atlantis

It’s unsolved mystery time, yo. We talk about the horrible events that occurred on the night of March 31st, 1922 in Hinterkaifeck. We also talk about declassified cases, syphilis, and George Clooney.

Cat-burnin’ Nazis

In our 6th episode (we made it) we talk about animated bears, the politics behind Tank Man and the Tiananmen Square, Darth Vader, feathered serpent aliens, diseases and drought. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM US.

Lukes, Mayans and Bears. Oh My!

Leslie Knope and Ron Swanson are embezzlers, Phoebe Buffay is on meth, Angelica Pickles' is a baby abuser, and Toby Flenderson is a murderer. Wow this episode is special (so special).

TV Conspiracy Theories

Join us in our longest episode yet! We talk about the only unsolved case of air piracy in the United States a.k.a. the mystery of D.B. Cooper, dorky sunglasses, an uncharacteristically socially progressive cult leader, Guyana, and the People’s Tempura. Oh, and a partridge in a pear tree.

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

In this episode we discuss the age-old millennial problem of never being able to own our own island, the deadly digging of holes, give some tips to Instagram models, and talk about some of the conspiracies surrounding the death of Marilyn Monroe. If you can't handle us at our worst, then you don't deserve us at our best. 

Peanut Butter Hands

In this episode we talk about Scottish cannibals, baked beans, and lasers. Also, we definitely DO NOT talk about American rapper T.I. 

Welcome to Miami

In our very first episode we discuss stories that kept us awake at night as children, and keep us paranoid as adults. We give you a brief introduction in to who we are, also featuring: wooden clog clad Dutch ducks and the answer to world's clean water crisis. 

A podcast about an array of creepy and unexplained things. It's Cat and Krum, join us in conversation and paranoia.

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