If the revolutionary candidate is leading the polls does that make you an establishment voter? In this episode I'm joined by author Casey Rae (@caseycontrarian) and we talk about the ascendancy of Bernie Sanders and his recent quasi-endorsement from Bro-master General Joe Rogan. We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if America should tax churches.Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee.Follow Casey: deadtomepod.comFollow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherSupport the show (https://patreon.com/mythicpolitics)

Mythic Politics Podcast

MPP 030: The Autobiography of Bernie X

Do you think Eric Trump will dodge the WWIII draft in solidarity with his father? In this episode, we talk about the USA starting WWIII by drone striking an Iranian General, The US deploying thousands of troops to the middle east, Trump's prophetic tweets about Obama wagging the dog with Iran, and Mike Pence's justifying the Soleimani strike with 9/11 conspiracy theories.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a reptilian fought el chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if people should adopt a vegetarian diet.  Links Mentioned:U.S. kills top Iranian commander Qasem Soleimani.U.S. to deploy thousands of troops to Middle East following Soleimani strike.Trump in 2011: Obama will use war with Iran to get re-elected.Mike Pence pushes 9/11 conspiracy theories to justify Soleimani killing.Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee.Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show

MPP 029: WWIII or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Draft

Did Jesus steal the solstice because he has no soul?In this holiday episode, we talk about Santa robbing a bank, Florida man giving the gift of ganja, Rudy Giuliani converting to Judaism, the FDA raising the legal age for tobacco, and Illinois starting the new year on a high note.We make up some new words, and we talk about what will happen when Aleister Crowley fights the Marquis de Sade in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if Jesus is Naughty or Nice.  Links Mentioned:Colorado Springs man reportedly robs bank, throws money into the air and yells, “Merry Christmas”Florida man passes out marijuana 'because it was Christmas'  Rudy Giuliani, a Catholic, says he is ‘more of a Jew’ than George Soros, who survived the Holocaust The US officially raises the tobacco buying age to 21 Recreational marijuana becomes legal in Illinois on New Year's Day Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show

MPP 028: Jesus Has No Soulstice

Should we have used a Space Mafia to pickup space garbage instead of paying for Trump's Space Force? In this episode, we talk about Facebook removing ai-generated profiles and photos, we talk about the cop that wants Jeffrey Epstein's suicide attempt video seen at his trial, and we salute the people rushing to join the Space Force.We make up some new words, and we talk about what’ll happen when Bigfoot fights El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if human cloning should be banned.  Links Mentioned:Facebook Removes Accounts With AI-Generated Profile Photos‘Missing’ jail video from first Jeffrey Epstein suicide attempt has been found, prosecutors tell judgeThe Space Force is officially the sixth military branch. Here’s what that meansLook sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show

MPP 027: Space Mafia

Would this show be better if Rani focused on MPP instead of Pokémon-Going to Trans-Satanic QAntifa protest rituals? In this episode, we indict fundamentalists for calling Jeffrey Epstein a Mossad conspiracy, we prosecute Kamala Harris for dropping out of the race, and convict QAnon believers of being legally insane.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if a Reptilian fought the Mothman in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all  if people should adopt instead of having biological children!  Links Mentioned:Christian TV host Rick Wiles: Israel created Jeffrey Epstein so the ‘Jews could screw America’  Kamala Harris drops out of 2020 presidential race QAnon: Mafia murder suspect’s belief in baseless far-right Trump conspiracy proves his insanity, man’s own lawyer argues Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 026: Trans-Satanic QAntifa

Can a medicated Everett make it through one episode with a transfeminine co-host without getting cancelled?In this episode of Mythic Politics we talk about the president of Brazil's bizarre Leonardo Dicaprio conspiracy, the Trump administration's immigrant entrapping fake colleges, we call BS on Beck claiming he was never a Scientologist, and cheer the FDA declaring Psilocybin a breakthrough therapy for major depression.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if the Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz fought Nikola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if Trump should be impeached.Links Mentioned:Brazil’s president claims DiCaprio paid for Amazon fires ICE arrested 250 foreign students enrolled in the government’s fake university Beck Claims He Was Never a Scientologist. Leah Remini and Others Are Calling BS. Psilocybin for major depression granted Breakthrough Therapy by FDA Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 025: Everett's On Cough Syrup

If Julian Assange wikileaked inside you, would you extradite him?In this episode we talk about Sweden dropping the rape charges against Julian Assange while we assassinate his character, We misrepresent the recent indictment and charges against Jeffrey Epstein's jail guards, and we prevaricate about a House committee passing a bill to federally legalize cannabis.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought Hiram Abiff in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle once and for all if the USA should have universal healthcare.  Links Mentioned:Julian Assange: Sweden drops rape investigation As Epstein died, guards allegedly shopped online and slept House committee passes marijuana bill to federally legalize the drug Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show

MPP 024: Julian Assange Raped America

If you were an undulating mass of Ben Shapiros, your brain 33 pineal glands, your arms and legs all Ben Shapiros, and your tightly balled fists two tiny Shapiros doing cannonballs, could you destroy the fact you're a virgin with logic and reason?In this episode, we hyperbolize federal prosecutors offering plea deals to Jeffrey Epstein's guards, we propagandize about Stephen Miller’s leaked white supremacist emails, and we take Roger Stone’s conviction on 7 charges out of context. We make up some new words, and we find out what happens when the Marquis de Sade meets Adam Weishaupt in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we equivocate on whether more gun laws prevent gun deaths.    Links Mentioned:Jail guards at time of Epstein death reject deal Democrats call for Stephen Miller to resign after leak of emails promoting white nationalism Roger Stone, confidant of Trump and WikiLeaks connection, found guilty on all seven counts Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stitch us on StitcherMore Rebecca Elson: TwitterInstagramMagic BuffetSupport the show

MPP 023: Jeffrey Epstein Killed Himself

If there was a rehabilitation center for baby boomers, how quickly would you have your parents committed?In this episode, we talked about the IronMarch neo-nazi forum getting hacked, Ben Shapiro getting dragged by the alt-right, and how leaked audio shows ABC killed a story on Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if The Kraken fought El Chupacabra in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if a business can legally impose its religious views upon you.  Links Mentioned:Mysterious hacker dumps database of infamous IronMarch neo-nazi forum Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro blasts alt-right, radical left, identity politics in MemAud lecture ABC says interview with Jeffrey Epstein accuser wasn't ready to air CBS News employee fired over access to leaked tape of ABC's Amy Robach Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherFollow Rani Baker:Twitter Instagram Soundcloud Bandcamp Patreon Contently23 ROOMSSupport the show

MPP 022: Satanic Antifa

If you were in congress and you had to ask Mark Zuckerberg one question, would you ask him if he's a reptillian, or if he's an android? Either way, you should have asked about the Zuckerborg.In this episode, we talked about Edward Snowden debunking UFOs and chemtrails, Pat Robertson's campaign against human/mice hybrids, Bernie Sanders being down with 420, and the people protesting Mexico legalizing recreational weed.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if John Dee fought Nicola Tesla in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we should federally legalize cannabis for recreational use.  Links Mentioned:Edward Snowden searched the CIA's networks for proof that aliens exist. Here's what he found Pat Robertson: Scientists are using ‘baby parts’ in an experiment to ‘make mice human’ Bernie Sanders debuts plan at 4:20 pm to legalize marijuana  On Eve Of Legalization, Mexican Cannabis Activists Camp Out In Front of Senate Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 020: Big Cannabis

Do you think you can defeat a Super Saiyan Alex Jones? What would Alex Jones wish for if he gathered all the Dragon Balls?In this episode, we talked about engineering psilocybin from bacteria, Trump appointing an Illuminati author, Hillary Clinton calling Tulsi Gabbard & Jill Stein Russian assets, and a Sandy Hook parent winning a defamation lawsuit.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Albert Pike fought The Mothman (or Mothwoman) in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if we should circumcise children. Links Mentioned:Scientists Engineered a Bacterium That Poops Out Huge Amounts of Psilocybin Trump Appoints ‘Illuminati’ Self-Help Author ‘Magus Incognito’ To Federal Education Board Hillary Clinton suggests Russia is grooming Tulsi Gabbard for third-party run Sandy Hook Father Awarded $450,000 in Defamation Lawsuit Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 019: Demonic High-Tech Tyranny

We've all fantasized about it, but if there were Big Tiddy Anime Angels smoking blunts on Saturn, would you make a planet out of thin air?In this episode, we watch Terrence Howard build Saturn without gravity, we talked about South Park getting banned in China, Elizabeth Warren trolling Mark Zuckerberg, and we get weird talking about mysterious cattle mutilations in Oregon.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley's buddy Lam fought a random Reptilian in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if vaccines cause autism. Links Mentioned:South Park' Scrubbed From Chinese Internet After Critical EpisodeElizabeth Warren trolls Facebook with 'false' Zuckerberg ad'Not One Drop Of Blood': Cattle Mysteriously Mutilated In Oregon  Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 018: Big Tiddy Anime Angels

If Donald Trump told you he broke a law, would you believe him?In this episode, we talked about Trump wanting a moat with alligators and snakes on the border, Reddit banning an incel subreddit, and we figure out what the hell Terrence Howard is talking about.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Lee Harvey Oswald fought the Zodiac Killer in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if our billionaires and politicians are reptilian aliens!Links Mentioned:Trump wanted to shoot migrants and build a wall guarded by alligators and flesh-piercing spikes Reddit has broadened its anti-harassment rules and banned a major incel forum What the Heck Is Terrence Howard Talking About? Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 017: David Icke is a reptilian

If a sasquatch mounts you in the forest, and nobody's around to hear it, do you make a sound?In this episode, we talked about Trump's treasonous Ukrainian call and the subsequent impeachment inquiry, the military warning troops against Joker incels, and how the OK hand gesture is now a symbol of hate.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Hiram Abiff fought Christian Rosenkreuz in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all if the Earth is flat or spherical. Links Mentioned:Whistleblower alleges Trump abused power to solicit foreign interference U.S. Military Issues Warning to Troops About Incel Violence at Joker Screenings The 'OK' Hand Gesture Is Now Listed As A Symbol Of Hate Look sharp and support the show by getting our new Hinagon tee! Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on Spotify...Stich us on SticherSupport the show

MPP 016: Illuminati Spherist Shills

Are the Bushes, Clintons, and Obamas satanic cannibal paedos who harvest children for their precious fluids, or do you have schizophrenia?In this episode, we talked about Milo Yiannopoulos getting rejected by furries, Ben Shapiro obsessing over Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis, a college professor getting fired over Qanon, and Jordan Peterson going to rehab for Klonopin addiction.We make up some new words, and we talk about what would happen if Aleister Crowley fought L Ron Hubbard in a conspiracy deathmatch. Finally, we settle for once and all which is the better app: Facebook or Twitter.Links Mentioned:Furries ban Milo Yiannopoulos from FurFest convention Twitter Users Destroy Ben Shapiro After He Demands to Know What Brett Kavanaugh’s Penis Looks Like Mesa College Fires Professor Who Promoted QAnon Conspiracy Theory  Jordan Peterson is in rehab for Klonopin addiction Look sharp and support the show by getting our new doublestrike tee!Follow Mythic Politics:Subscribe to our clip channel! Get email updates Support us on Patreon Follow us on FacebookFind us on TwitterPeep us on InstagramSubscribe on YouTubeVibe with us on Soundcloud Stream us on SpotifySupport the show

MPP 015: Satanic Cannibalistic Pedophiles

The Mythic Politics Podcast, exploring the murky worlds of political conspiracies and government corruption, lampoons classic conspiracy theories like bohemian grove gatherings, the Bilderberg meetings, and the JFK Assassination, to modern misconceptions like PizzaGate, the Qanon movement, and 9/11 being an inside job. Mythic Politics casts a humorous eye on UFO phenomena like men in black, reptilians and alien abductions, cryptozoology like bigfoot, loch ness and Chupacabra, and fringe science like flat earth, chemtrails, and anti-vaxxers. The hosts (Everett Tucker and Alexander Strange) conjure comic conversations on magick and the occult such as hermeticism, alchemy and qabalah, and secret societies like the freemasons and the Bavarian illuminati.Mythic Politics also delves into the relationship between religion and mythology, the marriage of religion and politics, separating church and state, while scrutinizing religious cults, conmen, charlatans, and their manipulation of peoples’ belief in the paranormal, supernatural and spiritualism.

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