eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at the September Apple Event! And also Niki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. Yeah, it’s a weird one. Episode Details "If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background" "If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background"

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If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background

eD! and Jeff discuss disgraced governors, how to piss off jackasses in a 7-Eleven parking lot, and eD! regales you with the saga of Super Hero, his favorite deli in the universe! Also, we spend like 15 minutes straight talking about a really good egg sandwich, so maybe you should have one of them before you listen to this episode, or else you'll be sitting there all, "Damn, I shoulda had that egg sandwich I was warned about, this sounds delicious" the whole time.

The Entirety of a Good Breakfast

eD! and Jeff discuss eD!'s super-weird vacation, Jeff's achievement of hitting peak Dad-ness, podcast listening habits, stank-ass celebrities, respond to some listener email! You can listen to the episode where eD!'s eye was last a funky weirdo, Villain Meeting, here. You can also see the dope Zoom Freak 2 shoes eD!'s Dad got by clicking here. And you can take your shitty opinions on "Joker" right back with you to Hell, you bastards.

Ocular Antibiotic Hot Takes

eD! and Jeff discuss the Feast of St. Rocco, new shows they’re watching, how streaming has broken Jeff’s poor brain, and the majesty of The Waffle House! By the way, we know it’s taken a while for new episodes to come out, but if your podcast playing app ever shows you this shit? It’s a lie. This podcast will be finished when either eD! and/or Jeff are DEAD (especially if eD! dies because Jeff doesn't know how to upload the episodes).

Broken Streaming Brain

eD! and Jeff discuss the new Apple MagSafe Battery Pack Thing, other portable battery packs, “Black Widow”, “Luca”, returning to movie theaters, and answer some reader mail! If you, too, would like us to answer your questions in an episode, feel free to submit them through our contact form here.

You’re Just Embarrassing Yourself, Roger

eD! and Jeff discuss fitness goals, how much eD! loves his new iPads Pro, acceptance of comfort, and new drinks that eD! just found out about while recording this episode! Also: eD!’s local Crossfit was replaced with a new business that will fill your heart with delight.

Men of Comfort

eD! and Jeff discuss stupid work cliches, Apple’s lossless music plans, weird-ass dreams, and the return of the single greatest food mascot in the history of food mascots!

The Hydrox of Orange Cartoon Cats

eD! and Jeff discuss all the goings-on from the WWDC keynote last week, reverse tramp-stamps, eD!’s history with cars, and dumb fitness routines!

It’d be Just as Cool to Call It “Dumb Dumb”

eD! and Jeff discuss beard coloring, a shared hatred of a beloved movie musical, and dad stereotypes!

We All Hate “Grease”

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss bullshit holidays, a new theme for Dave’s News Corner, and the latest installment of Tales of the In-Laws, “The Day The Lights Went Out”!

Dance, Puppets, Dance!

eD! and Jeff talk about Jeff’s new computer, and, in honor of Dave’s completion of another lap around the sun, regale you once again with the story of Dave’s 21st birthday!

The Davest Story Ever Told

eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss how many iPhone chargers is too many, Jeff and Dave’s experience getting the COVID-19 vaccine, and pillows made for giant-ass heads!

Cucumbers on the Moon

eD! and Jeff talk about all the going's on at Apple's Spring Loaded event, and gadzooks they're gonna spend so much money.

A Moment of Silence for eD!’s Apple Card

In A Christmas Moose, eD! mentioned that he had a few episodes that he had yet to finish editing from the end of 2020 that he would finish up and release "soon". But, if 2020 showed us anything, it's that time has no meaning, so "soon" can be whenever we want it to be and, in this case, it's now!

The Snyder Cut

Jeff has binged a new show that he's ashamed of! Cyclists being assaulted by nature! Tales of the In-Laws! And a discussion on how no one should give a damn about Potato Heads, there's more important shit going on if you didn't notice!

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