Forced social interactions are commonplace for teenagers, especially when your moms meet in the grocery store over a shared love of Tupperware. "Coolest Girl on the Bus" Tilly Masterson joins Susan, Virginia, and Mary Jo in the Neon Clubhouse to talk about being tough, piercings, groupies, and moving around a lot. They also work out how to become a double agent. Recording from March 7, 1987. (original improvisation from Tarah Cards as Tilly Masterson, Erica Carrington as Dr. Olivia Brownstone, Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, Hallie Sheck as Virginia Danielle Walker, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)

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51. Meet Tilly Masterson in Not Every Stabbing Is Fatal

For the first time ever, the Neon Clubhouse welcomes a real woman in Nancy Fay Robinson. She has so much more knowledge than Susan, Virginia, and Mary Jo (obviously) when it comes to women's matters. And, by "women's matters," we mean sex. Nancy graciously walks everyone through their experiences to categorize their bases, and you'll never guess who is the closest to being a home run woman. Recording from February 28, 1987. (original improvisation from TK Fairley as Nancy Fay Robinson, Erica Carrington as Dr. Olivia Brownstone, Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, Hallie Sheck as Virginia Danielle Walker, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)

50. Meet Nancy Fay in The Bases

Mary Jo finally meets a fellow homeschooler. Sarah May Jackson visits, and the Neon Clubhouse devise a way for the "schools" to be rivals. They land on stand-up comedy competition, which goes ... well, you'll have to listen to find out. They also pray about Mary Jo's pubic hair. Recording from February 21, 1987. (original improvisation from Nita Cherise as Sarah May Jackson, Erica Carrington as Olivia Brownstone, Hallie Sheck as Virginia Danielle Walker, Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)

49. Meet Sarah May Jackson in Homeschool & Comedy

Charlotte Robbins is really good at taking care of animals even though she doesn't have any of her own. Pickles agrees that she is very good at it and approves her "behind the ears" petting technique. Fed up with not being able to do stuff because they are "too young," Susan, Mary Jo, and Jessie advise Charlotte on how she can get away with starting her own veterinarian clinic. The Clubhouse also talks about naming their tonsils, Days of Our Lives, evil twins, word problems, sleeping on the bus, and the proper disposal of boogers. Recording from September 27, 1986 (original improvisation from Liz Horn as Charlotte Robbins, Hallie Sheck as GD Walker, Erica Carrington as Jessie Mercedes Lane , Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)

48. Meet Charlotte Robbins in Pets & Gross Stuff

Carol-Ann Silver is the amazing "Queen of Clubs" and inspires the Neon Clubhouse to talk saints, activities and "peer reviews." She brings a Lost & Found box, and everyone gets a fun gift. While Virginia's entire family is sick, Jessie Mercedes Lane steps in for the fun. Recorded from October 10, 1986 (original improvisation from Cheryl Manley as Carol-Ann Silver, Hallie Sheck as GD Walker, Erica Carrington as Jessie Mercedes Lane , Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)

47. Meet Carol-Ann Silver in Clubs and Lost and Found

While chatting with their guest, budding pop star Vicki Bee, the Neon Clubhouse gets deep into past lives. Vicki is incredibly breathy and talented but also envisions things she's never seen before. Susan gets to use her new encyclopedia to investigate. Mary Jo jumps to all the conclusions. And, Virginia says this is the worst Disney movie ever. Original recording from September 20, 1986 (original improvisation from Cat Wilkinson as Vicki Bee, Erica Carrington as Olivia Brownstone, Carrie Moulder as Susan Beth Handler, Hallie Sheck as Virginia Danielle Walker, and Maggie White as Mary Joseph Owen)

46. Meet Vicki Bee in Pop & Princesses

Neon Clubhouse is pleased to welcome a guest who is on the crux of the future - Blockbuster employee Ashley Samuels. Aspiring quadruple threat Virginia is so curious because it puts her one step closer to Hollywood. Susan is interested in acquiring a cardboard cutout of Michael J. Fox. And, Mary Jo is so into "Teeth Wars."

45. Meet Ashley Samuels in Blockbuster and Teeth

When Lieutenant Susan Beth Handler returns from space, her daughter – actual Dr. Olivia Brownstone – throws her a party that becomes a Neon Clubhouse reunion. Mary Joseph Owen (now going by Jo or jowen on tumblr) and Virginia Danielle Walker (now going by GD Walker from NCIS: Omaha) share the fun in this episode recorded live at Southern Rep Theatre in New Orleans. Catch up with several past guests in the here-and-now, including Marjorie Crocker, Kennedy Faye, Heather Magyar, Jessica Rabbinowitz, Deborah Wallace, Rachel Passant, Hex Bellman, X, Maddie Nix, and Ashley Samuels.

44. Meet Some Guests Again in a Present Day Reunion – Part 2

When Lieutenant Susan Beth Handler returns from space, her daughter - actual Dr. Olivia Brownstone - throws her a party that becomes a Neon Clubhouse reunion. Mary Joseph Owen (now going by Jo or jown on tumblr) and Virginia Danielle Walker (now going by GD Walker from NCIS: Omaha) share the fun in this episode recorded live at Southern Rep Theatre in New Orleans. Catch up with several past guests in the here-and-now, including Skylar, Jodie Manson, Lisa Michaels O'donegal, Moonsister, Laura-Allen Weinberg, and for the first time away from a television, Cheryl Handler (Susan's mom).

43. Meet Some Guests Again in a Present Day Reunion - Part 1

 Because her dad is generous and into the trendy things of the 1980s, Neon Clubhouse enjoys Susan’s early birthday present of the brand new totally awesome Trivia Pursuit. This is the second half of their game after taking a break for pizza. Unfortunately, Mary Jo has to leave when it turns after dark, but Susan, Virginia, and Jessie finish without her. Listen to see who wins! It's Susan. Susan wins. Duh.

42. Trivia Pursuit with Jessie pt. 2

Because her dad is generous and into the trendy things of the 1980s, Neon Clubhouse enjoys Susan's early birthday present of the brand new totally awesome Trivia Pursuit. After they have the best time analyzing the look of the game, they have even better time playing.

41. Trivia Pursuit with Jessie pt. 1

Sometimes really creative people have foresight beyond their years and peers. Jodie Manson's film making ideas are certainly well into the future. Every summer, Jodie visits Alabama from Detroit, and back in August 1986, the Neon Clubhouse was happy to have her for a chat about the need for a lady Spielberg in the movie industry.

40. Meet Jodie Manson in Movies and Movies

Susan's older cousin Sarah (aka Velvet) Handler visits the Neon Clubhouse the day after Mary Jo has told her mother that Virginia has died. Being the coolest of cool, Velvet takes on the role of party planner for Virginia's Resurrection, and they all agree Flashback is an awesome theme.

39. Meet Velvet in Resurrections & Flashdance

Rachel Passant takes a break from volunteering at the Nature Center to visit with Susan, Virginia, and Mary Jo in the Neon Clubhouse. They chat a lot about animals, going from snakes to squirrels, and give birth to a joke they think will become their legacy.

38. Meet Rachel Passant in Squirrels and Snakes

Sometimes the Neon Clubhouse can be all over the place with what they discuss and discover. When their friend Heidi visits to talk "get rich" schemes, they have no limits as to what might make them a whole ton of money. We hope, though, that they didn't send those flyers about how to cure world hunger. That's definitely not their best idea.

37. Meet Heidi Flice in Wealth and Trends

(Actual) Dr. Olivia Brownstone found a box of audio cassette tapes in her mother’s attic. Part nostalgia, part coming-of-age, these recordings labeled “Neon Clubhouse” feature her mother and friends talking about life in the 1980s.

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