Sean and Yvette make a big announcement (Sean is pregnant but no one cares so that's not it).  Then after weeks of promising, they finally start the 12-week creative recovery practice outlined in the book, The Artist’s Way.  Sean does it wrong and then casts Yvette as second season extra in her own show.  Finally, Yvette intends to plug the f out of the carnivore diet but ends up talking way too much about SIBO and histamine intolerance instead. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

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46. The Artist's Way: Why Sean is Yvette's Monster Hall of Fame

Yvette escalates the homework assignment for Sean and all of you while Sean whines. Both talk about them quarantine blues while Sean plans a Nerdacious Behavior field trip to the red light district in Amsterdam. Sean auctions Yvette off for livestock before the recording gets cut like a national broadcast with wardrobe malfunction. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

45. Diseasonal Depression

Yvette celebrates Shit on Sean Day as the two discuss the quarantine sensation Tiger King and other things you can do to stay sane during quarantine. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

44. Lion and Tigers and Kings -Oh Sean!

Sean and Yvette get distracted from St Paddy’s Day talk by political bullshit. Then they get distracted from political bullshit by St Paddy’s Day. Throw in a dash of coronavirus quarantine discussion and your hosts are quaranturnt. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

43. Quaranturnt

Blah, blah Yvette's a needy bitch.  Sean still doesn't know what he wants.  The listener is given a solid case study into why these two weirdos are single.   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

42. Truth, Needs and Politics: Why Yvette is Single -Electric Boogaloo

Sean is ready to talk about last week’s assignment. Yvette wants to depress everyone with the sad reality of American politics first. After a compromise, they talk about the sad reality of American politics first and then get into the assignment. Sean forgot his notes but recites most of it from memory, Yvette is a needy, needy bitch. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

41. Truth, Needs and Politics: Why Yvette is Single

Yvette tries for over an hour to date-coach Sean.  The entire time, Sean shows, not tells, that his capacity for ADD is off the hook and executes several unsolicited commercials.   Yvette challenges listeners to write down what they want. need and can give in a romantic relationship.  Then they explore love languages and which ones each of them wants, needs and can give.  Sean hates gifts.  Yvette is anti-cannibalism, calls people monsters and learns what Netflix and Chill means.  Sean sings yet again. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

40. Let the Date Flow Through You: Why Sean is Single

Yvette thinks she hates polyamory and then realizes she's accidentally been practicing it since before it was cool.  Sean judges her lack of awareness until he realizes that his last relationship was completely poly. Everybody grows from the experience without learning anything new or changing their minds. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

39. I’m Here for the Gang Bang

On this week’s episode, Yvette talks about her friendship rule and Sean constantly sidetracks into politics. After Yvette rights the ship, our intrepid hosts talk about how the genders speak about sex to themselves. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

38. Buddies and Blabbing

Romance is not in the air, but wine is in the glasses, as Yvette and Sean get into the history and stories behind Valentine's day.  As they veer into blasphemy, paganism and more wine, Sean continues his mission of ruining things that Yvette loves. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

37. Drunk Valentine's History

Sean tells the story of his worst date, during super bowl 2017 when a girl he had been dating goes on racist rants and shits in his car port before driving home drunk. Not to be outdone, Yvette details her date punching a celebrity’s bratty son to the gentle notes of a masturbating bum. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

36. Just a guy, standing in front of a girl, watching her shit in his carport

In what was supposed to a new intro paying homage to the Kobe Bryant, resident white, guy Sean McArthur, hijacks this episode to talk ad nauseam about sportyball and animals he does't like -all while focusing his Mamba Mantality to make Yvette cry.  Spoiler: he's no Kobe. Among the blah, blah, blah sports talk, Sean tells Yvette how Kobe got the nickname Mamba and about his childhood Kobe issues.  Later, Sean still fails miserably at making Yvette cry even though the anniversary of her mother's death was literally yesterday.   Then Yvette invites Bill Murray to defend his honor after Sean tries to ruin him. For his last trick, Sean ruins sea otters and tells Yvette why TMZ is godawful.  Yvette agrees and feels sorry for atheists.   Kobe's analytical basketball show, Detail: https://www.espn.com/watch/collections/23627/kobe-s-episodes  The terrible sound koalas make: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPdaU9A-RqU The shrimp that could kill you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m78_sOEadC8 Elephant seals are gross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYU4v_ZTRII #RIPKOBE #RIPMOM #MonicaAwareness #metoo #RIPTERRYJONES #fuckkoalas #teamDacre #fuckpandas #bringmonogamyback --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

35. What Would Mamba Do?

In this episode Poor Man's Santana comes back so that she and Yvette can completely forget to talk about how their New Years intentions are going.   Instead, Yvette still won't stfu about mold illness and how doctors are ruining her life.  Then they pull topics out of a Santa hat and discuss Valentine's Day, ghosting, mental health stigma and Yvette's friend Obi's awe-inspiring capacity for positivity.  Topics, questions and compliments for dogs can be sent to nerdaciousbehavior@gmail.com or slid into our DMs @nerdaciousbehavior on instagram.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

34. I'm Gonna Wear a Hat Today

This episode was recorded after Yvette ugly cried for hours because her doctor doesn't care that her mycotoxin results are off the charts and still won't order diagnostics or prescribe the anti-fungals that could give Yvette her life back.  Rea notices that crying makes Yvette sound more lively while Yvette deliberates whether to give herself pneumonia, take deadly blackmarket anti-fungals without the necessary organ function monitoring and/or start poisoning doctor's offices with toxic mold.  Rea explores the boundaries of rock bottom, the discomfort in the process of becoming an honest person, hating sobriety and trouble distinguishing reality and dreams.  Rea goes to an Agent Workshop and a talented but racist improvisor tells Rea to dress up like Lil Wanye and do black face.  Rea declines and does Bad Girls by MIA.   Rea slacks off on looking for a podcast intern bc self she's too busy smothering her face with her codependent dog.  Yvette finally gets some street credit to say Voledemort via her (Northern Africa, Mali, Senegal, Congo, Nigeria) ancestry results.  Rea (100% Indian) is still uncomfortable. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

33. We Won't Release this Episode

In this episode, probationary co-host Rea Kapur, tells Yvette about her pursuit of becoming reliable and her struggle with weed withdrawal (it's real y'all).  Then Rea tells a pretty funny blackmail story and is thoroughly unimpressed with the only blackmail story Yvette tries to have before explaining to Yvette why she's famous (it's not this podcast). --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

32. Blackmail and Barrel

Every week the self-proclaimed nerds openly discuss their pursuit of wellness and mild attempts at dating as they navigate the hilarities of adulting during the sixth extinction.

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