 Patty Jim and Betty Bob drink their moonshine and talk about what the world is coming to. Everything from a women selling herself for Chicken Mcnuggets to a man saying a ghost beat his wife. These two moonshining women talk about some of the top news stories this weeks and try to make sense out of senseless news. Of course, they do their best with senseless talk about the news, but even senseless talk makes the news funny. News you Can't use Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/find-friends/browser/?ref=ler#!/pages/Patty-Jim-and-Betty-Bob/258132837558709 Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

News You Can't Use

What's the World Coming To

 Patty Jim and Betty Bob take callers from their hometown. The calls are all about the latest political debates going on which include birth control, Obama care and gay marriage. Just a spoonful of the recipe and their thinking will have you rolling in laughter. Both these ladies have their own opinions about some of the top political discussions going on today. Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Top Political Discussions

 Patty Jim and Betty Bob are talking about animals in the news. Everything from cats being charged with kidnapping and stealing panties to stealing goats and monkeys. They get a little confused about animals who are criminals and think they might want to become animal criminal detectives since so many animals are committing crimes. Stay tune for their antics with the news that you can't use. Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Animals Show

 Patty Jim and Betty Bob are back from their Greyhound bus tour from around the country and they are back at Septic radio to talk about their adventures. They start with their visit to Arizona and wish Gabriel Giffords good luck. They both seemed very concerned about the finger pointing in Arizona and wonder what the heck Governor Jan Brewer was doing pointing her finger at President Obama. They also give away their first poo poo award. See who gets it in this episode. News you Can't use Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/find-friends/browser/?ref=ler#!/pages/Patty-Jim-and-Betty-Bob/258132837558709 Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Finger Pointing in Arizona

 Betty Bob and Patty Jim are at it again. This week they are talking about the blue tooth. They would rather talk with two orange juice cans and a string and do not comprehend the concept of a "tooth" in the ear. These two moonshine drinking women think it may cause a problem because it will be hard to tell if someone is just crazy and talking to themselves or if someone is talking to someone on the phone. Join them as they try to wrap their heads around the blue tooth and how people communicate. Join the ladies on Facebook -- http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Patty-Jim-and-Betty-Bob/258132837558709 Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Blue Tooth or Mental Illness

 Patty Jim and Betty Bob talk about the missing children in this week's News You Can't Use. They both believe there is way too many missing children and cannot understand why on earth these children end up missing. They both have their moon-shining suggestions such as chipping babies, or even writing Tom Cruiz and balling him out for suggesting that postpartum depression is in a woman's head. So join them this week as they talk about the nations missing babies and how it effects these two women in their little back hills town. Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Too many missing children

 Patty Jim and Betty Bob are at it again and talking about the news and this time, they are trying to understand what is happening at Wall Street. They have their own ideas of what is going on with the occupy Wall Street protests and how they can help and with that special recipe of theirs, it is hard to tell where they will go next on this topic so be sure to tune in to News You Can't Use. Here is What The Wall Street Protesters Are So Angry About Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Wall Street Protest

 Today the ladies must have had too much of the recipe because they are quite gabby about modern technology and how it is effecting kids. They talk about ipads, Smart Phone, applications, Facebook and ADHD. Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Modern Technology

 This week Patty Jim and Betty Bob talk about the debt ceiling and ways that the government can get out of debt. Their solutions are so simple they are just plain dumbfounded why their ideas have not been used yet. Click the link to listen to other episodes of News You Can’t Use. http://septicradio.com/newsyoucantuse.php A production of Septic Radio.

Debt Ceiling

Ya all come and join Patty Jim and Betty Bob, from the Moonshine Gazette, who now have a talk show called “News You Can’t Use.” These two retired southern women sit on their porch weekly sipping on their “special recipe” and reviewing the news. Patty Jim and Betty Bob are owners, editors, writers, and reporters for the Moonshine Gazette, a popular newsletter from the backwoods of their hometown.

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