To celebrate our 150th-numbered episode, we determine which U.S. Presidential candidate will deliver the best Global Apocalypse (and who doesn't stand a chance...the results may surprise you!). We also look back over some of our favorite topics, and reminisce about 150 episodes worth of history and continuity that really happened and weren't imaginary constructs, like money and the concept of numerals. Long live Pope Patrick Stewart, and long may he reign. Wait, do Popes "reign"?

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150: Richard Nixon and Jackie Gleason

From robot/toy/robot gladiatorial combat agency to the impending end of everything again for the sixth time to our first-ever cigarette ad, this episode has everything you need to survive a holiday weekend. The last one (maybe) ever. Knowing our mass deaths are imminent, Moisés slaps Rich in the face with near-show-ending voices, right here on ESN1. Now we go LIVE to London. Brought to you by American Express (not really).

104: Requisite Nazi Gold

Will we find a Space Goat in the next ten years? Have we already found them??? What happens when we further splinter the multiverse using our own technology as adapted and stolen by Apple?????

103: The Middle Hamburglar

What happens when a person knows who you are, but with whom you are not necessarily acquainted, buys you tens of thousands of robots? The answer may surprise you (and might just be this episode full of non sequiturs...a veritable multiverse of wonderful nonsense)!

102: Animal Continent

Is Apple Watch, Disney MagicBand, or direct human contact right for you? Schedule a try-on appointment in The Non-Real Zone and find out!

101: Ambient Humanity

In our 100th episode spectacular, we ponder our work thus far and plot a new course for the journey as we open the door to true experts in their fields to join us and open up new avenues of thought...beyond conventional reason and wisdom. With Episode #101, Night Moves is an all-new show!

100: Unpopular Science

In which we examine the Anthropology of Information Age Technology, and the hypnotic blue glow of our assured destruction…or salvation.

9: Dropbox for the Subconscious

In the first part of our New Year Crossover Special, Overtired's Christina Warren & Brett Terpstra join us to ponder the important things, like prosthetic penises, both the real (Bigfoot) and imaginary (movie) kinds. Part 1 of 2

8: We Have to Talk About Bigfoot

Cuba is opening up, and it's like seeing a wormhole open in space-time. This episode features absolutely no time or space travel. We think.

7: MYSTERYLAND

In our second-ever fifth episode, we finally acknowledge that we could be doing a better job of destroying the planet for a good reason.

5-2: Came Home With a Zaxxon

Using time travel protocols developed in episode 3, our anti-heroes have sent their past selves forward into the future, introducing unstable multiverse-scale continuity into the show. Special Edition title for this episode: "A New Timeline"

4: The Best of Both Worlds

In the shocking 46-minute conclusion to an equally shocking 4-minute episode of Night Moves..."Dnanielle", Rich, and Moisés barely discuss Thanksgiving, time zones, and the un-boring versions of world/space travel. (Part 2 of 2)

Coffee & Cider 5: This Tumblr Wrld (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)

Night Moves has crossed over with Coffee & Cider for our first MAJOR CROSSOVER CLIFFHANGER EVENT. Will Rich solve transatlantic travel? What's worth doing in South America? FIND OUT TODAY. (Part 1 of 2)

5: Road Trip to Egypt (Thanksgiving Crossover Special)

Our past selves sent us forward through time to do what must be done. Take our advice and let someone else be King Internet. Don't think technology, think philosophy.

3: Time Travel Protocols

Rich and Moisés examine the "SubGenius" of alternative belief systems, eating right when outside Earth's atmosphere, and surviving in a world where no one knows anything. Scalies are not Reptoids. Spread the word.

2: Mister Space-Man Immortal

What keeps you up at night? The paranormal, the extraterrestrial, the weird, or just the normal, boring world? Night Moves is a show from beyond the concept of a show about nothing.

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