After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float. Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise for the parade. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Drew Ensz and Sean Considine

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A Killer Heats Up

The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys. Skrit Chowderhorn:  shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks.  And others caught in the fray (and some trapped in a van) Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com  or support the show on Patreon! And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad and CJ Meeks.

Eels So Good

We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil. 

Mayor's Day Parade Theme Announcement

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior  Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to CJ Meeks, Clint Gage and Sean Bury for audio volunteerism.

Horseradish Fallout, Gator Tips, Is Friend Okay

KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity. Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving them with a broom. Stay safe out there! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com

Emergency ASMR for Alligators - Fakahatchee Radio News

Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.  Tonight's callers include: Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making.  Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil. A resident who's seen a rare Gatorking. And other residents caught in the fray. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Casey Redmon, Ron Babcock and KSantos. 

The Horni-gator Cycle

The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them. Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member.  Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of his own. Coordinatio Chumongo -  Has a theme that won't 'B' forgotten any time soon. And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Sean Bury, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clint Gage with additional vocal support from KSantos. 

Theme'in the Night Away

It's Five pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you! CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022  Horny Bot's Plug Pulled Mayor's Day is right around the corner Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and KSantos for audio volunteerism.

Worst Animal, Enough Blood For a Puddle, Mayor's Day Float

Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace! Tonight's callers include: Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of the T-ball walkers put the 8th Street Dust Kings on blast. Find out what he'll do to his rivals.  Dr. Chester Minefield- Is there something going on in town? Why are there so many radio waves? Are they dangerous? And why does his twin sound so different? Sheriff Nichols - Is our serial killer recruiting an accomplice? also arson updates! And what he's trying to do about William Briden Ave.  And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon and all of you lightning callers. Additional thanks to Lydia Alemu, KSantos, Michael Cruz and Gerald Dudley. 

Fakahatchee's First (and only) Literature Week

It's Five pm... still...  Tonight: Baking for Bombers! Oh no! Papal Oopsie? How to speak Florida Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Air Force Bake Sale, Pope Snafu, Errant Sheep: Fakahatchee Radio News

It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames!  Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded rheinbarbo now? Tonight's callers include: Devin the Arsonist- "This was absolutely not me- there's no art in this cynical cash grab." Duck Winters - Is still raw from his loss to Mikey DuSoleil for the mayor's desk. Sheriff Nichols - Solves an arson? Thanks to a new program he's implemented they've already got a suspect in the case. And as always your calls and opinions. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Clint Gage and all of you lightning callers.

Fire! Crumbler Farms Burns!

It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour Horseradish Boom-Towns Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com Special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Radish Widows, Trapped in Time and Dynamite Farming - Fakahatchee Radio News

NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day! We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up... Except for the stuff we forgot... Or deliberate misinformation... Or things the US government censored and wouldn't let us include... Or information pertinent to existing or pending lawsuits...  

NightDrive 2020 Recap - Spoilers

39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action! Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for days!  It's an event you absolutely won't want to miss and we are live feeding it all directly into your ear. But we'll be back at our normal time with your calls and opinions very soon. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @nightdrivefminsta on instagram And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com   Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Sean Bury, Clint Gage, Nick Mundy, Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad and Geoffrey Golden.

Mayoral Mayhem! Hands On A Hard Desk

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat? Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz. Residents on the upcoming Mayoral Election Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the coolest poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com Special thanks (as usual) to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Unseen Hoots, Money Bags and Buzzfeed Quizzes: Fakahatchee Radio News

Nightdrive is a late night radio call in show that airs at 1am around the swamps surrounding Fakahatchee, Florida. If you think Florida on it's own is ridiculous- wait until you hear who calls in from this small town in the dead of night and what they're mad about. In reality, Nightdrive is a lightly scripted, slightly serialized show with comedians and special guests calling in as residents of a small town. It's 'A Prairie Home Companion' by way of David Lynch with a sprinkling of alligators. Or as a fan described it: "if a town hall, the people of Florida and an FM Radio had a threesome- Nightdrive is the bed it would take place in."

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