Adam is shooting a movie in Hawaii and Billy has questions. Is Adam friends with Woody Harrelson? Will he get close to a volcano? And why isn't he posting more on Instagram? Plus, how to DM celebrities, the Rock buys pancakes, Jim Carrey's anti-smoking campaign, the perks of basic cable and "Alright, alright, alright!"  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Episode 286: HAWAII PART 1

Billy and Adam are back in the studio. In this episode they get reacquainted with talking to one another in the same room. They discuss the first, second and newest Headgum offices and then get sidetracked by whistling. Plus, befriending an eagle, celebrating International Podcast Day, "Not today, Susan" and the sound of two cars! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 285: The New Headgum Office

Episode 285: THE NEW HEADGUM OFFICE

Billy and Adam try to talk about cups but get sidetracked by Sluxke. What is Sluxke? You came to the right podcast to find out. Plus, a spelling bee!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 284: CUPS

Billy and Adam go fishing. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s fear of them, Adam’s indifference to them and a deli’s decision to put fish heads by the tuna salad. Plus, fish on the highway, sharks right behind you, the perfect gift for a worm and the sound of Billy cooling out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 283: FISH

Billy and Adam get facials. In this episode they discuss the various things that go on your face. Glasses, mustaches, wires, cans, ears. The regulars. Plus, a look back at listener's No Joke Top 5 Episodes, the inevitable return of karaoke, the lotion phase of P2 and the sound of vocal warmups! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 282: STUFF ON YOUR FACE

Billy and Adam put on their big boy pants. In this episode they discuss the denim devils known as jeans. When do we start wearing them? When do we stop wearing them? And why do jeans make 6% of Pittsburgh burst into tears? Plus, Adam sells a farmer a pair of slacks, Billy pulls off low rise jeans and the sound of two different car speeds! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 281: JEANS

Billy and Adam go to the yogurt aisle. Is it cottage cheese? Is it a protein shake? Nobody knows what yogurt is. In this episode they discuss fruit on the bottom, live active cultures, growing into greek and more. Plus, multiple puberties, the age of sparkling water, Adam's yogurt chair and some 'gurt puns! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 280: YOGURT

Billy and Adam choose their back to school supplies. In this episode they dust off their infamous bracket format to determine which is best the back to school item. Rulers, calculators, Trapper Keepers, lunchboxes and more. Plus leaky pens, a belated "Happy Slurpus," a look back at David Gray and the rare double pledge of allegiance! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 279: BACK TO SCHOOL BRACKET

Billy and Adam talk about garlic. Naturally. In this episode, they discuss the difficulties of unwrapping mother nature's garlic paper, its feud with Big Coffee, its complicated relationship with the Catholic Church and more. Plus, an update on the No Joke Olympics, hot dogs in a werewolf's ass and a public declaration that, "I Choose Garlic." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 278: GARLIC

Billy and Adam travel the country. In this episode they learn about the history of various city's nicknames. The Big Apple. The Big Easy. Charm City. The Windy City. And more. Plus, the No Joke Olympics, Billy and Adam admit they are not men of their word, weekend vibes, Bermuda energy plus things you might hear in New Orleans! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 277: CITY NICKNAMES

Billy and Adam take flight. In this episode they discuss bumping into people's knees with your luggage, the overhead baggage bullies, the mysterious locker room when you enter, the Doughboys and more. Plus, hot air balloons, fast cars, big wave surfing and the sounds of apologies! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 276: AIRPLANES

Billy and Adam improve the past. In this episode, they get a head start on human / dinosaur relations. Saddles, side cars and, most importantly, safety goggles. Plus a sweet tweet, a calm speaking voice and dramatic line reads of, "Not The Mama!" Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 275: IMPROVING DINOSAURS

Billy and Adam are stuck. In this episode, they discuss the various glues: Elmer, Gorilla. Stick. What is their back of the paper glue strategy? Have they ever glued a sneaker to the ceiling? And should glue be... illegal? Plus, Mr. Clean's first name, the Humble Helpful Honda Guys, a quick lesson in sparkling, God and Billy's call to Adam! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 274: GLUE

Billy and Adam spent the day with Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury - two heavyweight boxers fighting for the championship belt in July. In this episode, Billy and Adam recap the day and their interviews. Then, they discuss what they expected, what surprised them and who they are rooting for. Plus, Billy's lack of twitter verification, how to sell a fight, mental health awareness, press conference silence treatments and a quick Michael Buffer impression! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 273: BOXERS

Each episode, comedians Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick explore a single topic and discuss their past, current and future relationships with it.

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