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#97 - NOBODY'S LISTENING LIVE

#NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles We talk about being child now. Is it easier or more difficult to be a kid now than it was in the 1960's? No it's easy now. Fortunately now children have the freedom to choose their own sexual identity, mad respect and sympathy to the trans people born in the 50's who had to keep their entire being under wrap for a lifetime. It's so easy to be alive now. The only trouble we have is the plight of being advertised to. We talk about Don Vito style pranks, and the sins of our past stupidity. We come to the clear conclusion that Zach desperately needs therapy or Prozac to break him out the cycle compulsively checking info wars. We talk about how weak the news has been lately. We are completely done talking about viruses, and we need some hot stuff to gossip about other than Lizzo and Scott Baio. Is it virtuous to dwell on tragedy? Nah, probably not. Pick the tragedies you want to care about and watch dancing with the stars for the rest of the week. Turn off your news and get squeaky! Tell us why you don't like Instagram and why you removed it from your phone and why it always draws you back. We want to know. Please talk to us. We discuss why we believe everyone who claims to have been abducted by aliens always has a probing story. It makes no sense, or does it make all the sense in the world? Which is more ridiculous believing in aliens, religion, or ghosts?

EP #94 | "The Youth of Today" | Nobody's Listening

"uh, yeah, hey I was calling about the property in Inglewood? Let me ask you something, do you think there's room for a Captain Planet pinball machine?" #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/nobodyslisten/ SPOTIFY https://open.spotify.com/show/5UCCbTxrPBro5lO516ytzZ?si=Tx0oGvLkTdOiYAXuoM6MWA APPLE PODCASTS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/nobodys-listening/id1078825973

EP #93 | "Traphouse" | Nobody's Listening

you ain't gonna let a DUI stop you from seeing the Boss at Meadowlands right? What happens when people get into car accidents and there is blood on the streets? At what condition is a body so messed up that a cause of death is a fool's errand? Answer us! This episode features some truly dark content involving crime and some blood. If you are still reading this, why? https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/ #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

EP #92 | "Jersey Jesus" | Nobody's Listening

I have no idea what we talked about, but it had something to do with chicken slaughterhouses involving an execution by chainsaw. I think we also talked about Chris Delia's apology as well. Maybe parking tickets too. https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

EP #91 | "Chainsaw Chicken Run" | Nobody's Listening

or... how to vape your way to an online bachelor's degree in Oceanography from Arizona State University. here we are https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod/

EP #90 | "Tsunami Power Rankings" | Nobody's Listening

Today we talk about self help and self love. Is self love good? Does everyone deserve love? These questions seem complicated, but are actually wildy/impossible to answer. Also for the sake of maybe working our way into a feed we talk about Jordan Peterson.

EP #89 | "The Trauma Guru" | Nobody's Listening

this new covid strain makes you al dente for life, boys, don't f*** wit it just stay inside and watch Blown Away https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod https://youtu.be/rleG-MblsXQ #NobodysListening​ #LosAngeles​ #WSB

EP #88 | "Al Dente For Life" | Nobody's Listening

This podcast is an introspective look into the lives of two young men imagining a world where they have children. It's truly disturbing. Good luck making it through. We love you. Let's kiss sometime.

The Christian MMA Juggalo" | EP #87 | Nobody's Listening

Today we talk about how great of fathers we will be. When Zach and I get married and In vitro fertilize each other we will hang no bad drawing on our refrigerator. This podcast is committed to giving the best possible advice on fatherhood. It's our pleasure to help rear America's youth. I have no idea what I'm even typing right now. I'm sorry you're still reading this.

"Bad Dads" | EP #86 | Nobody's Listening

uploaded from a Days Inn just outside of Washington, D.C with the absolute worst WiFi any patriot could ask for. #NobodysListening #Podcast #LosAngeles

EP #85 | "Pessimisto Alfredo" | Nobody's Listening

don't ever sell a lawnmower on craigslist unless you want Lucky from King of the Hill to come hang out at your place for a few hours. https://instagram.com/nobodyslisteningpod

EP #84 | "Tales From Craigslist" | Nobody's Listening

Joey Burtoft and Zach Powers say hurtful things about celebrities and their own family members.

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