This episode was recorded in February and contains no pandemic talk - we hope it's a lighthearted escape! This week Emily interviews Melissa, Emily dishes on new dog mom life and old car mom life, and the pair write their wills. Please share this episode with any lawyers you know!

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Pre-Pandemic Whimsy

Melissa has neighbor drama and creates a note to leave behind. Emily learns about the love letters of Melissa’s youth. Mel interviews Emily and they get 3% vulnerable. 

Gateway Bully

Feeling fresh as a couple of daisies after the winter break Emily and Melissa are back with new goals, new news, new sponsors, and everything you've come to expect from these two long distance besties. 

New Year New Teeth

Melissa and Em talk holidays as we prepare for the rest of the season. Not sure what to do for your next holiday party theme? Can't remember if you know any Thanksgiving songs? Have a pet peeve for leggings that aren't thick enough to go to the gym with? If you answered yes to any of those questions then this episode is for you! 

Infinite Legs

Melissa and Emily prepare for the apocalypse. They take a test to see how long they would realistically survive, and plan out the perfect bunker. Mel tells Emily how to protect herself from wild animals, and Emily nerds out a little too much on the Walking Dead. This episode comes with everything including a survival kit sponsor and various background noises. 

Survival Style

Fall Fashion, Fall Dates, & Nipple Pasties

Soup With A Thumb

Mel talks about the fountain of youth she discovered, and how you can do almost everything with two simple products. Emily updates Mel on all the odd news, including a story about bees attacking a plane and special agent animals. 

Sweet Sweet Juice

This week we write hate mail to Melissa's arch enemy, learn about the health uses of cows blood, and catch up with Em and Mel in another week of their not model life. 

Science With Emily

Melissa & Emily try to decode mystery texts and review a new game. They talk about Melissa's trip to Nashville, trying out nude spas for the first time, and bizarre news Emily learned about construction sites (heads up minute 55 gets weird).  

I'm a Party Captain!

Em and Mel are full of ideas this episode from home improvements to fighting the counterfeit liquor industry. Music by Pip the PansySponsor: Not Models Design

The Ideas Episode

Ever have a hard time meeting new people in a new area? We can help! This episode of Not Models has advice on how to be a good friend and what to avoid. Emily and Melissa also discuss birthday events, gators that are into wine, and sports bars that make promises they can't keep. Sponsored this week by homemade recipes sent directly to you! 

We're Friends and We're Making It Work

After what feels like years apart Em and Mel are back with astrology news, airport DNA thieves, and the saddest turtle news of 2019. This episode dedicated to the memory of the windshield turtle. Drink some monk beer while you listen! 

Goodbye Turtle

When you listen to this episode you may think, "Mel, what are you doing inside of a trash can?" Or, "Emily, get out of that well!" Don't be fooled, it's just bad sound quality. Just be sure to drink enough wine beforehand and it will sound like you're on the phone with some friends! In this episode Mel and Em talk about the Fourth of July, the meaning behind certain song lyrics, and what a handful of words mean in two different countries. Melissa responds to the world's longest email thread, and Emily creates a new drinking game for Mel. 

The Missing Kicker

Just Another Deep Dish

What happens when Melissa and Emily take two weeks off from talking to one another? This episode. We learn that Mel traveled a lot, and had an interesting encounter with a business man at a bar. Meanwhile Emily explored her options in the bathroom during a California vacation. They dive into summertime, and discuss the do's and don'ts of attending a nude beach. Emily wins her first drinking game, and tells Mel about bees and cleanly crimes. 

Big Ol' Germ Tube

Two totally normal not model-like long distance best friends stay up to date on each others lives and navigate living in a world of role models and Instagram models.

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